The Dapper Dads

The Dapper Dads

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The Dapper Dads episodes

  • Deep Dives: Stu from The Pimps

    We sat down with Stu, frontman of The Pimps and many other musical endeavors. We discuss his many years of performing and making music, troubles with big tire, reuniting the band, pulling his hamstring at the start of the first show back, a crazy record deal, touring with ICP, his infamous morning news interview and much more.

     

    Check out www.thepimps.org

     

    www.facebook.com/thepimpsrockford

     

    www.instagram.com/thegoddamndirtypimps

     

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    www.thedapperdads.com

     

    www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want

    1 hr 16 min
  • Little Caesar's Little Voice

    EPISODE 119! We talk about our brand new funeral packages, King of the Hill, a dumb hitman, several dumb hitmen, hiring a hitman to take out a hitman (do you see a theme here?), how dirty our hands will get for the other person, the most disgusting court case of all time, T.I. and his daughter, a submission about pineapple, fair food, a shorty story submission, some very specific Rockford talk and more.

     

    www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you want more of this

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something hot and ready

     

    Leave a 5 star rating with a review on Apple Podcasts already come on

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything you could want and more

     

    www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 35 min
  • Let Down Larry's

    EPISODE 118! We talk about the big 4 of thrash metal, Scott Ian's beard, morning bowel movements, a rehashing of our most popular topic since Slim tried the other side, an Albuquerque trip, Acme products, a standup set where you can finally say what people are really thinking, the JPEGMAFIA show, drinking and smoking and smoking and drinking, fun random thoughts, some would you rather submissions and more.

     

    www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you want more of the good stuff

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something arousing

     

    Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we'll croak

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one spot

     

    www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 27 min
  • Dog Squirrel Suit

    EPISODE 117! We discuss Slim's new look, the Guinness behind Guinness World Records, a fun sloth fact, two things Drama does not need, a nice pillow video, burning pizza, the demise of Lawyer Dog, a prank that never happened, the mechanics of autofellatio, waxing, a near McMuffin slip-up, soda pop, a shitty submission, surprises from Craigslist and more.

     

    www.patreon.com/dapperdads for some wild goodies

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something spicy

     

    Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts of we'll just die

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more

     

    www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 32 min
  • 13 Little Women

    EPISODE 116! We talk about the truth behind the WB frog, why Slim keeps getting taller, angel food cake with a fun topping, how there is no single word for the opposite of recently, a foosball fiasco, the Dapper Corp. building, a Netflix meeting, our new reality dating show, chewing garlic, revenge against 12 year olds, an offer for Valentine's Day, some horror movies, the Lisa Frank legacy, some long low hangers and probably even more.

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something provocative

     

    www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more of this in your life

     

    Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we cry ourselves to sleep

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more

     

    www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 26 min
  • Death And Noodle Soup

    EPISODE 115! And it's our BEST EVER?? We think it just might be! Hear all about fighting snow, delicious bread bowls, a satanic pot of soup, movie theater seating, little shops located in your body, ball goblin chocolate, potato salad, a relationship with a fridge, shotgun against ballsack, robbing banks, the protocol of unveiling a surprise child, Bigfoot's big feet, a suicide pack, our own fleshlights, a perfect poop joke, the secret behind Sunny D and Hawaiian Punch, coupon dispensers, a present pig, a "cordigal" corgi visit, a 10 year anniversary dinner date at Chili's, a documentary about Cold Stone Creamery, candy corn, a pocket toy review, Pinhead's new look and somehow even more believe it or not. WOW.

     

    www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you can handle anymore of this

     

    5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or our balls get ripped off

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and tell us how handsome we are

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one hot spot

     

    www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 29 min
  • Deep Dives: Skyler from Culture Shock

    Culture Shock is a cool record/clothing/everything else store in Rockford. We talked to the owner Skyler about owning and operating a record store, collecting vinyl, being in business 13 years, some very specific Rockford memories, other general music discussion and much more.

     

    Culture Shock is located at 2239 Charles St. Rockford, IL. Stop in sometime and buy a bunch of stuff.

     

    www.facebook.com/CultureShockShop/

     

    www.instagram.com/cultureshock_

     

    www.cultureshockshop.com/

    1 hr 24 min
  • The Airtight Episode

    EPISODE 114! We discuss the details of our church and cult, our participation in beer olympics, a bunch of golf cart rides, repercussions of drinking, switching bones, an annoying Chick-fil-A man, places we don't want to die, eating out, those big floating balls, the top people we hate, accidentally committing crimes and much more.

     

    www.patreon.com/dapperdads if this isn't enough for you

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something spooky

     

    Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we'll think you hate us

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything you could ever want

     

    www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, etc.)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 29 min
  • Corn On The Cob

    EPISODE 113! We discuss using straws, running into people, new uses for corn, horror movies, having a filter in public, Danger Mouse, a would you rather, hosting contests, Q-tips, the end of Slim, tiny candy and much more.

     

    www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more of this

     

    Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcast or we melt into the ground

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything we have to offer

     

    www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 32 min
  • Grandma's On Tinder

    EPISODE 112! We chit chat about women, Courvoisier and Valee, tar and feathering, Drama's wingman skills, a romantic dinner, some Vaseline news, a factory explosion, texting family members, pregnancy prevention tips, the highly anticipated results of the Impossible Whopper challenge and more.

     

    www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more of this in your life

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something risque

     

    Leave a 5 star rating WITH review on Apple Podcasts or we won't respect you

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for all the stuff in one hot spot

     

    www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 38 min

About The Dapper Dads

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Saying the things you only think about in private but with less shame