The Dapper Dads

EPISODE 138! We discuss some Maytag man confusion, the creation of a new religion, Danzig's new movie, crazy early internet, toe problems, Oregon Trail times, burrito cooking, the return of the asshole, Wild Wild West, years of life that don't matter, jerk off gel, some would you rathers, a bee costume or something, 17th of all and much more.

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EPISODE 137! We discuss fun words, mermaids, footjobs, ballbusting, bad baby names, flan, a marry/fornicate/kill, an email all the way from Australia, spittoons, the thrilling conclusion to the hotel humping story, sex things you don't do as an adult, a bar for dorks, how to cry and much more.

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EPISODE 136! We discuss our new robot, some feedback, having young boy fans, not using the restroom, Face/Off, Venn diagrams, our latest and greatest movie franchise idea, ugly people finding love, hotel humping, Spencer's Gifts, extensive coffee talk, the craziest naked outfit, breadstick conspiracy and much more.

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EPISODE 135! We discuss The Misfits, not dying in cars but also the perfect car death, a strip club at 4pm on a Saturday, Hall and Oates, old Onlyfans, a bag over the head, some would you rathers, what gives the Kool Aid Man life, handcuffs and much more.

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EPISODE 134! We talk about our first sketch, an All Star Weekend celebrity sighting, tomatoes, the man smell in a car, Ted Nugent dodging the draft, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water, why Santa isn't real, middle of the night sleepy snacking, a new Netflix pitch, some would you rathers and much more.

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EPISODE 133! We talk about finding your real dad in a bar, Cracker Barrel, perfectly timed suicide, nips getting bigger, the vagina candle, hot wax, private part placement, a car crash, what video would be our last, little person cabbage criminals, 21 gun salutes, our prison stint and more.

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EPISODE 132! We discuss vestibules, our fun runs, Valentine's Day, sneaking up and surprise snacking, a Final Destination/Fantasy sequel, high school pant choices, Slim's vomit adventure, Drama's stupid doctor visit, porn scenarios you don't want, writing movies or having them spoiled, what we want on our tombstone and other fun stuff.

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EPISODE 131! We talk about staircases, how this is a leap year, making bread, posing for a magazine, horse love, porn categories we don't enjoy, driving into a mall, a flaming nine year old, who is the Daily Bugle boss, what's under Sway's hat, having a woman help you vote, alcoholic chili and more.

This episode is sponsored by Ballsy. Use code DAPPER20 for 20% off at www.ballwash.com

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EPISODE 130! We discuss what organs you can give away, confusing butts, late night drinking, pharmacy troubles, Gritty the mascot, big sausage pizza, soft bones, our recap of The Great Gatsby, clown fantasies, sending pictures to each other, various hot chips, trying to eat less, our anger about different types of bowls, having a third testicle, introvert tips and more.

This episode is sponsored by Ballsy. Use coupon code DAPPER20 for 20% off at www.ballwash.com

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EPISODE 129! We discuss spelling, the weather, mixing hot and cold together, littering, fun with cannons, branding your skin, a detailed movie recap, the life of Abe Lincoln, some submissions about the holidays, fornicate/marry/kill and more.

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