The Dapper Dads

EPISODE 157! We discuss the lost hot noodle footage, having a baby at 93, the shenanigans of Motley Crue, selecting the perfect balls, traps from Saw movies, sunburns, the old man from the Six Flags commercials, the recap of our cabin weekend and much more.

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EPISODE 156! 3 YEARS! We made it by barely trying. We celebrate by attempting a stupid challenge. We also discuss ramen, eggs, doing drugs while making love, sketchy porn sites, switching our organs and much more. Thanks to everyone who has stuck with us this far.

*the video we keep referring to in the episode actually got messed up for the exact part where we perform the challenge so don't bother watching it

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EPISODE 155! We discuss the monster that controls this, Floor Is Lava, how many seconds long the podcast should be, drive-thru protocol, porn fans, a surprise gape, drinking pop, Smoke on the Water, a new rapper, peeing, nose hair trimming, Hot Pockets, eating burritos, the fat motorcycle twins and much more.

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EPISODE 154! We discuss stuff that would kill previous generations, a police chase, words and accents, buffets, straws, recap of the dadsquad reunion, some vomit, angry drinking, finally experiencing pure ecstasy, squatty potty, returning pants, losing your virginity and more.

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EPISODE 153! We discuss throwing food, reminiscing to when the world was normal, the super sun, the Dapper museum, our future, a large massage device, a big whoopsie live on the episode, our drive-in tour, missing concerts, dropkicks, performing surgery, Joe C, a reformed dadsquad, the origins of Spongebob and much more.

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WE'RE BACK TOGETHER AND IT FEELS PRETTY REGULAR. In this historic episode 150 we discuss having to recreate the dungeon, curses, squirrels, being stopped by a cop, a new tv network, the loss of the monitor, Navy recruits, having sex while a plane crashes, picking up a grill, kids in bathrooms, the truth about JFK, a fun new money saving technique, armpit hair, teabags, fanny packs, crazy bread and much more.

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EPISODE 152! We discuss taint payments, gas station snacks, beer haters, eunuchs, BC/AD, drinking until you break your brain, fireworks, the new and improved super sun, dropping your child on their head, people with holes in their body causing beer to fall right thru, pizza toppings, chicken dumpling soup, Tesla the band, smearing and much more.

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EPISODE 151! We discuss funeral plans yet again, cherries, fast food fist fights, greasy shirts, spiciness, shirts vs. skins, large shorts, a submitted would you rather, 2 liters, diapers, loofas, a text about true family love, Father's Day and much more.

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EPISODE 150! We discuss a recent split personality disorder, a Ray Romano clone, a big jar of spit, grandma broth and breasts, the Boss Baby, pressing the button, Shake and Bake, shaken baby syndrome, meth, Bad News Bears, foie gras, a new Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich, confusing microwave setting buttons, a large new product, a Drama lookalike and much more.

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EPISODE 149! We discuss chipmunks, Chippendales, carpeting, a big barf incident, soda machine issues, boobs vs. bewbs, pulling the plug, a colon cleanse update, a fun fact from a gas pump, dump comparisons, Bob the Scat Cleaner, trying to better your life but then missing your alarms, a brief but scary intermission, an email, the free Tootsie Pop Indiana wrapper and much more.

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