The Dark Mark Show

Rachel Clinesmith the creator and owner of Vampyre Cosmetics and Alchemy Mythosis Cosmetics made over model/actress/sideshow performer Lilian Sin and cohost Nicole for a very gothy show
Rachel talked about her passion of makeup starting with growing up and being inspired in New Orleans leading to her being a Mary Kay rep as a teenage girl and being instrumental in spreading the goth look in Kansas to learning how to make her own cosmetics which has led to both vampire and literary makeup lines
Lilian is now a rep for Vampyre Cosmetics as well as an in demand actress starring in such upcoming movies as From Dusk Til Bong, Amityville BIgfoot, Amityville Karen, and a Soil video. She shockingly never put on makeup unti her mid 20s, but is more than making up for lost time. She also discussed working with Andy Dick who is more respectful to her than a lot of once famous people in Hollywood.
After the makeover, everyone discussed the worst pickup lines they ever got. These are hilariously bad....

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Fantasy author Danielle M. Orsino welcomed Mark and Nicole to her magical kingdom of the Fae.
Danielle grew up in a small town just outside New York and was a nerd way before that was cool. She eventually became a champion martial artist which led her to cross paths with Michael Jai White and Bill Clinton. She became a nurse and entertained a patient with her stories which have become the basis of her book series Birth of The Fae, which have 3 books so far and the 4th book Kingdom Come coming at the end of March.

You can find out more about this world and order Danielle's books at www.birthofthefae.com

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Stand Up Comedians Tonya Moon and Jamie Gendron joined Mark and Nicole for a wild and hilarious show

Tonya has lived quite a life. She is half Korean and her passion for makeup led her to work for Larry Flynt and Hustler Magazine and to make vintage porn stars such as Linda Lovelace and Marilyn Chambers look beautiful. She shares outrageous, uncensored stories about everything from unusual places to use a QTip to what it was like to smoke crack with Ike Turner (!)

Jamie is always outspoken and she and Tonya compare their breast implants and both think it is time for an upgrade. She details the maintenance of her man made vagina and brags that she was well hung before the surgery. She talks about the time she flashed Tommy Lee Jones, gave Ashley Judd a bowl of condoms and, yes, there is even more to the story of when she was Eddie Murphy's escort and so much more,,,

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Actor/Producer/tDirector James Balsamo joined Mark and Nicole for a wild show

James talked about going to the prestigious performing arts school featured in fame and the Lee Strasburg Institute then going to work at Troma and taking out Lloyd Kaufman's trash and playing the Toxic Avenger in promo materials. He used his networking skills honed at horror conventions to start Acid Bath Productions and filmed such as Hack Job, It Wants Blood! and The Litch and has had everyone from Eric Robers, Tommy Chong, Rob Halford, Sgt. Slaughter, Lita, Tom Sizemore and even John Landis in his movies. He just came out with family friendly films Alien Danger with Raven Van Slender 1 and 2 with a cartoon series on the way.
You will never look at body hair, breast milk or horse lubricant the same again after this show.

Go to jamesbalsamo.com to purchase everything from DVDs to Hot Sauce

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 Podcasts collide this week as Mark and Nicole welcome actor/directors/scholars Lisa Ann Goldsmith and Owen Thompson of the award winning podcast "The Bardcast - It's Shakespeare You Dick!" to the lighter side of the dark side.
Lisa Ann and Owen discussed the amount of dick jokes and sex in Shakespeare's work, how technology is proving he wrote his plays and also that he likely was a stoner and a bit of a thug. They break down the good and the bad in the new Tragedy of Macbeth and other Shakespearean films. Lisa Ann talks about starring in the show "Chicks with Dicks" (the dick is not where you would think) and Russell Crowe being a bit of a diva until you stand up to him. Owen talked about directing immersive theater, what it was like to cast legendary author Quentin Crisp in drag and how their podcast got its provocative name from bikers at a Renaissance Fair and more...

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Comedians Sarah J. Halstead and Manu Badenes joined Mark and Nicole for a frequently hilarious and surprisingly deep show
Sarah talked about growing up in Flint Michigan and how Michael Moore damaged that city as much as GM closing their plant, how she was successful in the wine and champagne industry but always yearned to act and make people laugh so she drove cross country and has been in over 90 commercials for everything from Crepe Erase to Astroglide and is a very successful stand up comedian whose comedy special RVs and Cats dropped just as the pandemic hitManu is one of Spain's biggest stand up comedians and talked about being a "rock star" just as the first wave of stand up comedy hit the country. He was a successful lawyer but felt the passion for acting and comedy. He got a scholarship to the Stella Adler acting school and left everything behind in Spain to start over in the United States and has now performed comedy in Spanish, Italian and English He gives great advice on acting, music, comedy and life in general. 

Sarah was struck by how much Manu looks like one of the Bee Gees which led to some spontaneous sing-alongs...

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Heavy metal singers and the maniacal minds behind the upcoming Amazon Prime series Band Wars Ticker Twizted and Hekate Williams joined Mark and Nicole for a fast and funny showTicker was named as much for having Tourette's syndrome (and no the last name Twizted does not have an ICP connection) but has persevered and become a radio host, lead singer of the Metal band Cryptamnesia and, perhaps more impressively, was able to escape the friend zone and date Hekate who is the singer of her own metal band Deadbeat Blackout, recently starred in a Friday the 13th fan film and started Beer Olympics which will be part of their Jackass inspired show Band Wars. They tell of some of the drunken escapades to come on that show as well as how to work with the cops so you don't end up in jail (though Ticker has anyway) though they had quite a few police check them out when they shot in Las Vegas
Check out their Band Wars GoFundMe so Ticker and Hekate can recover lost Vegas footage for the show

https://www.gofundme.com/f/band-wars-damaged-drive-fix

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Hollywood hyphenate extraordinaire Joycelyne Lew joined Mark and Nicole for the first DMS of 2022

Joycelyne is an actress/voiceover artist/model/comedian/host/YouTuber/makeup artist/magician/body part model/hairstylist/cook and has so many more talents. She tells stories about her extensive show business career and working with everybody from Yul Brenner, Danny Thomas, Jackie Chan, David Carradine, The Golden Girls, Kris Kristofferson, Angelyne, The Jeffersons, Tommy Weisau, Andy Dick, Richard Tyson, James Hong, Bo Derek as well as what it is like to poke the Pillsbury doughboy, being Kim Basinger's legs, doing a voice on the Rambo cartoon series and so much more including how she got her father a role in Pineapple Express and  her upcoming film Amityville Uprising...

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Domina Mara and Santa Claus joined Mark and Nicole to enjoy some spiked egg nog and celebrate the holidays
Mara talked about growing up in the "heart of California" as a Spanish/Filipino/Chinese mix and becoming a sought after dominatrix. She goes into detail about how men worship her feet to the point that they will purchase her toenails and "foot dust", especially the left foot which is apparently smellier and full of pheromones, various requests for her underwear for sale, her collection of sub animals (dogs and cats currently, soon to be added by a horse) how she learned to hypnotize people, turn them into statues, wrap them as cocoons and various tales of genital torture which made Mark double over and moan just hearing them
Santa talked about his challenges with the pandemic, what not to feed reindeer lest they get gassy, his own foot fetish which he described in detail and he had Mara ad Nicole sit on his lap. Have they been naughty or nice? You will have to listen to find out.
Oh and Mara brought out a paddle and spanked Santa very hard...Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Comedian and Dominatrix Mistress K joined Mark and Nicole for a wild and funny show
Mistress K talked about growing up in suburban Massachusetts where she worked in a prison, was fired from a drug recovery program by a supervisor who was on drugs, transitioned into nursing then made more money selling sex toys which led to her being a dominatrix. She talks about how much money she made selling panties during the pandemic, how she found men who had fetishes about getting farted in the face and other fetishes involving worms and crickets. This has let to plenty of unique material for her standup comedy act which she performs all over including her Future is Female shows.
Donate to Mistress K's Auntie Flow Drive to provide menstrual and feminine products to those who can't afford them. You can donate through The Future is Female's Instagram page @fifcomedyshow

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