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- 373: Best Wishes to John DiResta
Friend of the show John DiResta is getting a kidney transplant today. We wish him all the best for speedy recovery.
Mark and Nicole welcomed NYPD officer turned sitcom star turned reality TV star John Diresta to the lighter side of the dark side.
John grew up in Queens and did some NYC bonding with Mark. He talked about his days in the homeless division or Uber before there was Uber as he puts it, working as a transit cop which meant phone calls in the middle of the night to identify bodies run over by trains. He was always funny and pursued stand-up comedy with permission from his wife in exchange for conceiving a 3rd child. He talks about how he got a sitcom on UPN entitles DiResta, only to have it follow a slave themed sitcom and be the lowest rated show in prime time. He also signed the worst management deal in the history of show business. He recovered to star in Miss Congeniality with Sandra Bullock, 15 Minutes with Robert DeNiro and How to Lose a Guy in 7 Days with Matthew McConaughey and then went broke. He recovered by restoring lost treasures he found on the streets of his home in North Hollywood and having 3 reality shows with his brother Jimmy DiResta. This only scratches the surface of all the great stories in this hilarious episode
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Our friend Jeffrey Damnit was in the news this week as he was in Mardi Gras and ran into an apparently inibreated Shia LaBeouf which did not turn out well for Mr, LeBeouf. This is a great time to revisit his appearance on the DMS in 2021
Actor/Host/Creature of the Night Jeffrey Damnit and filmmaker "Zombie" Dave Reda joined Mark and Nicole for a horrifyingly hilarious show
Jeffrey grew up in Chicago, where he was conquering the goth/industrial club scene as an underage teen, which led to him performing in a local freak show and eventually to Hollywood where he studied at Second City and with his whisky soaked voice and effortless cool became the Master of Ceremonies everywhere from EDC to Vampire Balls. He also had amazing facial hair, which led him to a beard contest with unfortunate results and recently to feature in a Lil Nas X video.
Jeffrey also appears in Dave's new horror short "As Good As Dead". Dave's journey took him from Northern California to Hollywood where he was an extra in "So I Married An Axe Murderer" (he actually dared to speak to Mike Myers) to performing sketch comedy and developing the show Click This! He also appeared in Erotic Confessions though he remained clothed and his new movie was filmed during the pandemic is now appearing in film festivals all over the world. He tells us why he is nicknamed Zombie and regales us about a visit he got from The Morbid Mariachi.
1 hr 25 min - 371: Happy New Year's with Debbie DutchDebbie Dutch throws the best New Year's Eve parties. In wishing everyone a Happy New Years and a wonderful 2026 we are replaying her first appearance on the Dark Mark Show from 2020
This week Mark and Hannah interviewed legendary scream queen Debbie Dutch. She talked about her dancer beginnings, turning down the opportunity to be Korea's biggest movie star and what it was like to work with A listers such as Tommy Lee Jones and Goldie Hawn, getting cast in Sea of Love with Al Pacino and how ending up not getting that role was a blessing in disguise leading her to be featured in Playboy magazine and over 200 cult movies such as Hard to Die, Dinosaur Island, Hollywood Warrioress and The Vampire Santa
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Natalie grew up in rural Minnesota, but soon graduated to the modeling runways of Europe and then to Hollywood where she has meditated with Courtney Love, had her face licked numerous times by Gary Oldman, was told not to look at Britney Spears while appearing in her Slave 4 U video, serenaded Quentin Tarantino, picked Steve Coogan's pocket and had her Andy Warhol painting appraised on the Antiques Roadshow, her band Kill My Coquette and much more.
Xavier was surprised to be in the pirate.com studios as he worked at the same building years ago when it was the offices of LA's premiere adult toy store The Stockroom, he waxed nostalgic about squeezing an obese man into a latex outfit, how he was teaching students about sex in an accredited University at the age of 19, why he had to add "sensual" to his website URL and his new book series focusing on the 4 elements and blending a dash of sensuality with horror.
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Ela talked about how adult film stars tend to be deceptively smart, and how she got her Masters Degree in 2 years and became a librarian, who turn out to be freedom fighters. Mark complimented her acting while bound and having a ball gag in her mouth and she told the story about how she became the first Virtual Reality webcam girl which involves Dungeons and Dragons.
Check out the ultimate in adult interactivity. See the future that Ela was talking about on the show at viro.club
Santa was his usual jolly self, and acknowledged that Ela was the reason for the demand in VR helmets this year. He talked about his foot fetish in great detail and acknowledged Christmas' pagan roots. He also had gifts for Ela and cohost Hannah who called in and got a little naughty when Ela was seated on his lap.
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Go to https://grondyke-soap-company.myshopify.com/?rfsn=7187911.8cecdba1 hr 4 min - 368: Andy Dick's ex sits on Santa's lapHoliday cheer (and vegan Egg Nog laced with Fireball Whisky) was in the air as Mark and Nicole welcomed Elisa Jordana and Santa Claus to a fast paced and fun holiday party from 2022
Elisa was engaging with her fans on Livestream while the show was going on and her fans were typically unpredictable. She cleared up previous claims that she was asexual and detailed how she fell for Gabe Saporta the lead singer of Cobra Starship and ended up as the keytar player so she could be in front. She met Benjy Bronk on jdate and ended up joining him on The Howard Stern Show writing staff. She then was engaged to Andy Dick despite never having slept with him and his being flamboyantly and unapologetically gay. She talks all about these relationships, her beef with Stuttering John Melendez, getting hacked by her IRL fans, making over men and how she deals with friends and lovers talking bad about her on podcasts, her own show Kermit and Friends and much more.
Santa had to deal with Elisa’s friends calling him a “pedo”, doubting his validity and ethnicity as well as having bible verses thrown at him. He dealt with them with his usual charm and grace, talked about his beef with the Easter Bunny, having magical “keys” to everyone’s house, how creepy it is that he knows when you are sleeping and determined whether Elisa and Nicole were naughty or nice.
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These aren't tales of holiday cheer that you are used to, get ready for tales of cannibalism, orgies, whipping, pickled children and monsters such as the newly popular Krampus and Belzsnickel, as well as the giant Yule Cat, the Yule Goat, Christmas Werewolves and Vampires as well. Rissa also delves into the controversial tradition of Zwarte Piet, the decadence of Saturnalia (which Nicole has practiced on occasion} and the dark side of the origin of St. Nicholas complete with an appearance by Santa Claus himself!
So be good for goodness' sake and listen, lest you get whipped with a switch,,,
Find out what lies ahead for you in 2023, go to www.teaandsmoke.com and find out how Rissa can give you a tea reading or a smoke reading.
Go to www.vrg.org to get recipes, past issues of Vegan Journal or a subscription to Vegan Journal
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Go to lulu.com and get Nicole's poetry book "Slow Burn" which makes a great holiday gift.
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Go to https://grondyke-soap-company.myshopify.com/?rfsn=7187911.8cecdba1 hr 16 min - 366: 2020 Holiday Special with Maggi Mayfield, Rotten Kitty and Santa ClausMark and Hannah hosted an epic holiday special with comedians Maggi Mayfield and Rotten Kitty and the one and only Santa Claus
Maggi reminisced about travelling cross country as a teenager, her radio career which led her to meet and roam the halls at iheartradio with Rod Stewart and Val Kilmer, how moving from Los Angeles to Austin has led her to get paid more for her stand up comedy and release her first comedy album "Pandemic Girl" and she sang her holiday anthem "The Naughty Christmas Song" live in studio
Kitty talked about chasing unicorns and having fun with rat poison over the pandemic, the proper response when a man asked for a dirty picture over Twitter, explained the dark side of Disney and why the Country Bears need to return to splash mountain and everyone gave their picks for the best and worst Christmas songs
Santa Claus talked about why he is immune to the Coronavirus, that the reindeer won't be wearing masks this year, but how in years past they have been a bit gassy, how he has had to quarantine some elves this year, got red and rosy as the show went on and had gifts for everyone
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Go to https://grondyke-soap-company.myshopify.com/?rfsn=7187911.8cecdba1 hr 23 min - 365: Nancy Narayana and Kristal Kira from 2023Mark and Nicole welcomed Nancy Narayana and Krista Kira to the lighter side of the dark side. They both perform at parties and definitely brought the party to the studio as they talked cosplaying, DJing, tarot card reading, The Doo Dah parade, Sybil Dannings potty mouth and so much more!
Nancy also gave Mark a sexy belly dance for his birthday.
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Go to https://grondyke-soap-company.myshopify.com/?rfsn=7187911.8cecdba42 min - 364: Dark Mark's birthday show from 2020Dark Mark is having a birthday November 4 and we are replaying his drunken zoom birthday pary from the apocalyptic days of 2020,
It was Dark Mark's Birthday this week and Hannah threw him quite a birthday party. The guests included podcast hosts Dakota the Bearded Lady and Morgan Jaffe, comedian Jamie Gendron and author and former Dark Mark Show co-host Nicole Sixx. Everyone had quite a fun time watching Mark finish off a bottle of cinnamon whisky while they talked about the appeal of older men, why you should never let someone borrow your staple gun, whether it is more fun writing about horror or playing a stabbing victim in a movie, Marilyn Manson causing imptoency, fishnet stockings and who had the biggest package: Eddie Murphy, River Phoenix or Jerry Garcia and so much more!
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About The Dark Mark Show
From the publisher's feed
Welcome to the lighter side of the dark side! Mark The Goth Comedian And his cohost horror writer Nicole Sixx bring you a freak show like no other. It's an Absinthe fueled party with guests from the underbelly of Hollywood.