The Dark Mark Show

Mark and Josi celebrated the holidays with adult film superstar Cindy Starfall and the man himself Santa Claus. Cindy talked about growing up rich in Vietnam, how she discovered the joys of a shower head at age 11 which led her Nannys to be befuddled at her hour long showers, how she used to hike up her skirts while being the only Asian student in a Catholic school in Oregon, how she likes older men and running her hands in Santa Claus' beard, being busted by a HR directors son while working at a corporate job and doing webcams on the side, how she broke into the industry by doing African American adult films with such large men as Lexington Steele and how she always is thinking about sex even while in a traffic jam on the Freeway. 

Santa talked about how Mrs. Claus is not exactly a spinnerâ€, how Mrs. Claus and him have an understanding and he gets to visit his helpers all over the world, how his least favorite place to slide down the chimney would be Bakersfield, the proper Christmas gift to give the transsexual on your list and how his favorite places would be Las Vegas and Bangkok and how he was just in a commercial for an adult toy company. Of course no holiday special would be complete without Josi and Cindy sitting on Santa's lap, gifts were exchanged by all, and Santa did get a spanking for being naughty. These holiday hijinks are brought to you by Doomie's Home Cookin. When in LA go to 1253 Vine Street, Los Angeles, CA 90038 for vegan food even meat eaters can love and by Audible
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Eric Leach and Phil George from the punk band Symbol Six and special guest Santa Claus himself were Mark and Josi's guests on this special holidy episode. Eric and Phil talked about founding their band when they were in Junior High inspired by the legendary early 1980s Los Angeles punk scene, how Izzy Stradlin of Guns N Roses was their roadie for free, how women sometimes cause the most violence at shows, how living with Kim Fowley for 6 months can change someone's life and how hearing your song on Rodney on the ROQ can transform an insecure teenager into a virtual Mick Jagger, and previewed their upcoming 2014 album Dirtyland.

Josi was very surprised by the mystery guest, Santa Claus himself! Santa gave his opinion on who was his favorite singer of Black Flag, and how Santa has no tolerance for racists and bigots and is all things to all people.Santa found room on his lap for Josi Kat and Skidrow Studios producer Jeremy and found they were both nice this year so he gave them presents and candy, but you know Josi and her naughty side...she couldn't resist spanking Santa Claus, who returned the favor as well.

Legendary sex symbol Kitten Natividad and legendary gift giver Santa Claus joined Mark and Nicole for a wild holiday party.  Kitten talked about her wild star studded days in the 1970s and 1980s and also talked about being a worldwide burlesque performer and movie star then and now. Kitten, Nicole and producer Jeremy took turns on Santa’s lap and spanked Santa when he was naughty. Ho Ho Ho!

We pay tribute to one of the funniest and nicest people in comedy BIg Liam who passed away this week. Whether you knew him as Liam Bruenle or Liam Kennedy if you met him, he made you smile and you'll never forget him.

Listen to him tell of his extraordinary and sometimes unbelievable but true life on this Dark Mark Show from October 2018 when Hannah and I welcomed him, his lovely wife Kristy and everyone's favorite submissive ballerina Kay Blyska

I encourage everyone listening to donate to Kristy's gofund me to help funeral expenses and to help Liam's children out. Give what you can, it all helps.

RIP our friend Big Liam
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Glam meets gore on this weeks Dark Mark Show as sexy plus size model Alabama Valentine joined actor/director Matt Rosvally, actor Guil Claveria and director/editor Candice Rollins of the horror movies The Miranda Murders and I Am Miranda

Alabama talked about pursuing her lifelong dream of modeling in her mid 30s, what it’s like to be one of the skinnier plus size models around, how sobriety is sexy and how her fans and mother have drastically different reactions to her photos which show off her curvy body

Matt and Guil talked about how they got in character as notorious serial killers Leonard Lake and Charles Ng, including how Matt gained and lost 100 lbs for the role and how the movie may be too disturbing even for Amazon Prime and so disturbing that Candice made her own cut with the footage and they have put out 2 movies about the same subject and are now oblivious to fear, with the possible exception of antique dolls…

Mark and Hannah celebrated the 5th Anniversary of The Dark Mark Show with a magical show as they welcomed 80s teen dream girl Diane Franklin and magician Michael Vile to the lighter side of the dark side.

Diane had so many stories about her roles in Better off Dead, Last American Virgin, Amityville Horror II and Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, auditioning for Amadeus, Flashdance and John Hughes, being around young stars such as John Cusack, Keanu Reeves and Bill Paxton, having a successful marriage for over 30 years, and her comeback which includes a new Amityville Horror movie and possibly a role in Bill and Ted 3(!). Diane was also amazed by the magic of Michael Vile, who ate fire, conjured a live dove out of thin air, and regaled everyone with how he used Last American Virgin as inspiration for losing his own virginity…

This week brings a classic Dark Mark Show in honor of Mark's birthday. Josi Kat knows all the badass bitches and babes in Hollywood she was in charge of throwing Mark a birthday party. The guest list included writer Nicole Sixx who had great dating advice , photographer Holly Wood Breeze who brought candy an whips, Elizabeth Aston who debuted a new song and talked about working with 2 of the Runaways, publicist Heather Wagner who had lots of stories about hunks from the 1980s, Sexy skater Jessica Zweig who stayed long enough to flirt with Mark, pro dom Orpheus Black who still wants to set Josi on fire, dancer Kat Bylska who seemed well rested, the all girl band Kittenhead had some road stories and turned out to be adept with a paddle...oh and then Heather Doll gave Mark a lap dance...there was a huge Spank Train...it was quite a party..

Mark and Hannah welcomed Monster Man Cleve Hall and dancer IrinaXara for a special Halloween show
Irina got to the studio first and regaled everyone in tales of how she met Mark at a goth night at an Indian restaurant (!) the difference between belly dancing and middle eastern dancing, how she was able to create mime and clown characters for a burlesque show and how she became aware of Manthers and how they have evolved throughout the years
Cleve came in fashionably late but had plenty of stories himself about the hearse he has been rebuilding, some interesting fabrications he has done for TV shows and movies (including an especially phallic one for Chapelle's Show) how he keeps his ghoulish makeup straight and his legendary Halloween parties

Screenwriter/Director Wayne Powers met metal maniac Mortis The Devil's Reject and his beautiful better half Lilian Sin in the lighter side of the dark side.
Wayne had so many show business stories from his days at USC film school, working on classic 80s TV shows Cagney and Lacey and The Equalizer, his screenplays for Deep Blue Sea, The Italian Job and Valentine (he and Mark bond over nosebleeds) and the upcoming movie he wrote and directed Loves Me, Loves Me Not
Mortis and Lilian were a little late but had a lot to say about their wild stage show which includes fire, staples and sometimes 4 other "Mortis Dolls" their favorite horror and vampire films, what it was like opening for Skold at the Whisky and their upcoming music and video projects in 2020

Mark and Hannah welcomed cult horror movie icon and the P.T. Barnum of Burbank Blvd Carl Crew and legendary stand up comedian Joey Gaynor to the lighter side of the dark side...and did they both have some great stories to tell.
Carl talked about how he got the role in Blood Diner and how he made The Secret Life of Jeffrey Dahmer...the only movie about him that Dahmer actually saw. He talked about the history of his club the California Institute of Abnormal Arts which features 3 corpses on display and is now being converted to Chinatown East and how his family are the utmost experts on Bigfoot
Joey talked about starting out with Garry Shandling and how they did bar gigs together, being inspired by the fearlessness of Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney, what it was like to party with Sam Kinison and seeing the fabled Atuk curse firsthand, what it was like to wrestle women with Andy Kaufman and finishes the show with his Sinatra style version of the Addams Family Song that was featured on Elvira's Haunted Hits.