The Dark Mark Show

Holiday cheer (and vegan Egg Nog laced with Fireball Whisky) was in the air as Mark and Nicole welcomed Elisa Jordana and Santa Claus to a fast paced and fun holiday party.

Elisa was engaging with her fans on Livestream while the show was going on and her fans were typically unpredictable. She cleared up previous claims that she was asexual and detailed how she fell for Gabe Saporta the lead singer of Cobra Starship and ended up as the keytar player so she could be in front. She met Benjy Bronk on jdate and ended up joining him on The Howard Stern Show writing staff. She then was engaged to Andy Dick despite never having slept with him and his being flamboyantly and unapologetically gay. She talks all about these relationships, her beef with Stuttering John Melendez, getting hacked by her IRL fans, making over men and how she deals with friends and lovers talking bad about her on podcasts, her own show Kermit and Friends and much more.

Santa had to deal with Elisa’s friends calling him a “pedo”, doubting his validity and ethnicity as well as having bible verses thrown at him. He dealt with them with his usual charm and grace, talked about his beef with the Easter Bunny, having magical “keys” to everyone’s house, how creepy it is that he knows when you are sleeping and determined whether Elisa and Nicole were naughty or nice.

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Domina Mara and Santa Claus joined Mark and Nicole to enjoy some spiked egg nog and celebrate the holidays

Mara talked about growing up in the "heart of California" as a Spanish/Filipino/Chinese mix and becoming a sought after dominatrix. She goes into detail about how men worship her feet to the point that they will purchase her toenails and "foot dust", especially the left foot which is apparently smellier and full of pheromones, various requests for her underwear for sale, her collection of sub animals (dogs and cats currently, soon to be added by a horse) how she learned to hypnotize people, turn them into statues, wrap them as cocoons and various tales of genital torture which made Mark double over and moan just hearing them

Santa talked about his challenges with the pandemic, what not to feed reindeer lest they get gassy, his own foot fetish which he described in detail and he had Mara ad Nicole sit on his lap. Have they been naughty or nice? You will have to listen to find out.

Oh and Mara brought out a paddle and spanked Santa very hard...Ho! Ho! Ho!


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Mark and Hannah hosted an epic holiday special with comedians Maggi Mayfield and Rotten Kitty and the one and only Santa Claus

Maggi reminisced about travelling cross country as a teenager, her radio career which led her to meet and roam the halls at iheartradio with Rod Stewart and Val Kilmer, how moving from Los Angeles to Austin has led her to get paid more for her stand up comedy and release her first comedy album "Pandemic Girl" and she sang her holiday anthem "The Naughty Christmas Song" live in studio

Kitty talked about chasing unicorns and having fun with rat poison over the pandemic, the proper response when a man asked for a dirty picture over Twitter, explained the dark side of Disney and why the Country Bears need to return to splash mountain and everyone gave their picks for the best and worst Christmas songs

Santa Claus talked about why he is immune to the Coronavirus, that the reindeer won't be wearing masks this year, but how in years past they have been a bit gassy, how he has had to quarantine some elves this year, got red and rosy as the show went on and had gifts for everyone

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In this Christmas classic from 2019 Mark welcomes Ela Darling, the Marketing Director of ViRo Club and Adult Film performer and Santa Claus who took time out of his busy schedule to stop by.

Ela talked about how adult film stars tend to be deceptively smart, and how she got her Masters Degree in 2 years and became a librarian, who turn out to be freedom fighters. Mark complimented her acting while bound and having a ball gag in her mouth and she told the story about how she became the first Virtual Reality webcam girl which involves Dungeons and Dragons.

Check out the ultimate in adult interactivity. See the future that Ela was talking about on the show at viro.club

Santa was his usual jolly self, and acknowledged that Ela was the reason for the demand in VR helmets this year. He talked about his foot fetish in great detail and acknowledged Christmas' pagan roots. He also had gifts for Ela and cohost Hannah who called in and got a little naughty when Ela was seated on his lap.

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Mark and Josi celebrated the holidays with adult film superstar Cindy Starfall and the man himself Santa Claus. Cindy talked about growing up rich in Vietnam, how she discovered the joys of a shower head at age 11 which led her Nannys to be befuddled at her hour long showers, how she used to hike up her skirts while being the only Asian student in a Catholic school in Oregon, how she likes older men and running her hands in Santa Claus' beard, being busted by a HR directors son while working at a corporate job and doing webcams on the side, how she broke into the industry by doing African American adult films with such large men as Lexington Steele and how she always is thinking about sex even while in a traffic jam on the Freeway.

Santa talked about how Mrs. Claus is not exactly a spinnerâ€, how Mrs. Claus and him have an understanding and he gets to visit his helpers all over the world, how his least favorite place to slide down the chimney would be Bakersfield, the proper Christmas gift to give the transsexual on your list and how his favorite places would be Las Vegas and Bangkok and how he was just in a commercial for an adult toy company. Of course no holiday special would be complete without Josi and Cindy sitting on Santa's lap, gifts were exchanged by all, and Santa did get a spanking for being naughty.

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Legendary sex symbol Kitten Natividad and legendary gift giver Santa Claus joined Mark and Nicole for a wild holiday party.  Kitten talked about her wild star studded days in the 1970s and 1980s and also talked about being a worldwide burlesque performer and movie star then and now. Kitten, Nicole and producer Jeremy took turns on Santa’s lap and spanked Santa when he was naughty. 
Ho Ho Ho!

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Rissa Miller returned to The Dark Mark Show in 2022 to share holiday stories straight from the dark side with Mark, Nicole and you the listener.

These aren't tales of holiday cheer that you are used to, get ready for tales of cannibalism, orgies, whipping, pickled children and monsters such as the newly popular Krampus and Belzsnickel, as well as the giant Yule Cat, the Yule Goat, Christmas Werewolves and Vampires as well. Rissa also delves into the controversial tradition of Zwarte Piet, the decadence of Saturnalia (which Nicole has practiced on occasion} and the dark side of the origin of St. Nicholas complete with an appearance by Santa Claus himself!

So be good for goodness' sake and listen, lest you get whipped with a switch,,,

Find out what lies ahead for you in 2023, go to www.teaandsmoke.com and find out how Rissa can give you a tea reading or a smoke reading.

Go to www.vrg.org to get recipes, past issues of Vegan Journal or a subscription to Vegan Journal

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It's beginning to look a lot like XMas, in that spirit we present our punk rock holiday show from way back in 2013

Eric Leach and Phil George from the punk band Symbol Six and special guest Santa Claus himself were Mark and Josi's guests on this special holidy episode. Eric and Phil talked about founding their band when they were in Junior High inspired by the legendary early 1980s Los Angeles punk scene, how Izzy Stradlin of Guns N Roses was their roadie for free, how women sometimes cause the most violence at shows, how living with Kim Fowley for 6 months can change someone's life and how hearing your song on Rodney on the ROQ can transform an insecure teenager into a virtual Mick Jagger, and previewed their upcoming 2014 album Dirtyland.

Josi was very surprised by the mystery guest, Santa Claus himself! Santa gave his opinion on who was his favorite singer of Black Flag, and how Santa has no tolerance for racists and bigots and is all things to all people. Santa found room on his lap for Josi Kat and Skidrow Studios producer Jeremy and found they were both nice this year so he gave them presents and candy, but you know Josi and her naughty side...she couldn't resist spanking Santa Claus, who returned the favor as well.

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ARTivist Jil Love and witchy comedian Renee Watt joined Mark for quite a metaphysical show

Jil talked about the epiphany she had in 2012 which led her to combine her art with activism which has let her to cover herself in blood, oil and recently sitting on a golden toilet on Donald Trump's star on the walk of fame and bloodletting for the children of Yemen. She travelled from her native Spain to Hollywood where she got into a fight with a Transformer in order to promote peace.

Renee talked about her own epiphany 2 years ago which led her to explore her psychic abilities, get into her own spirituality and embrace being a witch and start performing stand up comedy. She talks about starting a coven as a teen and how she took a detour in the punk rock scene in Phoenix.

Oh and Jil and Renee started communicating telepathically during the show, which didn't slow down the terrific stories about their lives

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Model and Influencer Romi Chase joined Mark in 2020 for quite a stimulating conversation...

Romi talked about what it was like living in small town Poland, and how she made the transition first to Alabama then to her current home in Miami.

Her pale skin and 53 inch booty were not the beauty norm in Poland or the USA, but Romi has been able to do what a lot of skinny blondes have not and has amassed a huge social media following.

She does have a gripe with Instagram who it seems is biased against bigger women and has banned and shadow banned her for wearing the same outfits as skinny girls.

She also has found out a way to monetize dick pics and has been known to let her huge sexual drive get the best of her, much to the delight of a cameraman on a recent shoot...

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