The Dark Ride

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels with a side trip to the Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to go outta the mouse house and talk all about Staying Off Property. What are the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of finding parking at 1 am at a Hyatt off of I Drive? Lets see what deals can be found outside the bubble!

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This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels with a side trip to the Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get big pool energy as we talk all about the new Evermore Orlando Resort. This resort has luxury in spades all around a pool so big you can ride in a Willy Wonka style boat to get from one side to the other. Will this villa bespeckled hot spot full of beautiful people, provide all soaked in sun, fun filled splendor our drunk little minds can handle, or will its vast lake like setting break our bank.  There’s only one way to find out!

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This week on ‘The Dark Ride’ we get artsy and fartsy as we discuss  Epcot Festival of the Arts! This year all things are coming up Figment, listen in to hear our thoughts on this festival and the rest of Adriane's first third of a wild trip.  So should you pack your bags and head to the showcase lagoon for this quicky quirky festival? There’s only one way to find out!Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, EPCOT, Japan Pavillion, Teppan Edo, Tokyo Dining, Katsura Grill, Mitsukoshi, Mitsiyaki, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Disney Restaurants, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Mickey's in Santa mode, looking quite plump,

Fake snow falls sideways in subtropical heat,

Princesses prancing with tinsel and cheer,

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Turkey Legs and Dolewhip while spying on Native Americans from the Liberty Belle Riverboat, what are your family traditions for the eatiest drinkiest, nappiest holiday this side of Tomorrowland? and what is a Thanksgiving without Villains and rants about influencers, well listen in to hear ours.

Jollywood Nights or Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, which shin dig of 2024 is gonna get your toes a tappin and your wallets a waving. to discover all the holiday huffabaloo we brought back friend of the show and trendsetter of tinsel

We are trying something new and listening and roasting our previous coverage of The Hall of Presidents, just in time for you to mop up your tears, or excitedly raise your hands in the air and wave em like.... a polaroid picture. Join your very favorite 40 some odd old white robots in the spirit of electoral electrification. how well did we do the first time? gotta listen in to find out.

What's better than Pirates of the Caribbean? How about cruising the Bermuda Triangle on a floating city with shows, go-carts, casinos and oh so many bars. Adriane tells all about the Norwegian Joy and her recent boat ride into the great blue yonder. How was the Cruise ship Buffett, and what exaclty happened on the Lido deck? you gotta listen in to find out.

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This week the terrific twosome reunites with a long-time friend of the show and gets into the weeds with the newly announced LLPP : Lightning Lane Premiere Pass, what is it, why is it, and how am I going to afford it???. Adriane and Ryan are so excited to welcome Monika (social_barbi / @fake_gwen) who knows so much more than us about this spaghetti mess of options that Disney has released upon the world. Is it going to make everything smooth and easy.... your guess is as good as ours!! Then we

Today... were back with an all new adventure. Join the drunk duo as we head on down to the eathernet eatery to wax poetic about all things themepark. Today we share all about Adriane's fall trip to dirty south, get down to earth and real with you our favorite fans and discuss what weve been up to...  To find out, you just gotta listen in.