The Daves you know offer their "Two Daves, One Cup" preview of MLS Cup, share a sad announcement, and debate everything from makeup to burner accounts.

The Daves you know look at the offseason: who's staying, who's going, and what United needs to do to be competitive next year.

The Daves you know recap Minnesota United's 2019 campaign and get dark.

The Daves you know welcome Bruce McGuire to discuss a flatline performance against Seattle, preview a Galaxy game that is scarier than advertised, and give wholehearted pitches for Adrian Heath as Coach of the Year.

The Daves you know review a weird game against LAFC, a potential "gentleman's draw" in Seattle, and get to the bottom of some very good and challenging questions.

A Dave is joined by a Bridget to discuss a Zolofty Portland match, simultaneously shit on and anoint Vito, sing a song for a Kallman, and eviscerate a really, really shitty Sporking side. Plus a stinger for our longtime listeners!

The Daves you know breathe sighs of relief over a Real Salt Lake victory, have polar opposite expectations against Portland, and debate the cause of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles' breakup.

The Daves you know are joined by Wes Burdine for some Heath criticism, some team politics criticism, and to celebrate an incredible and improbable Daves I Know charity soccer triumph.

The Daves you know spent an unforgettable night in Atlanta, watched an unforgettable win against LAFC, and accidentally carjacked an Uber driver.

The Daves you know slog through an Orlando City recap, expect some squad rotation for Heineken Rivalry Week Brought To You By Heineken, and one Dave predicts only four (!) points from Minnesota United the rest of the season.