The Daves you know welcome Pioneer Press reporter Andy Greder to talk Colorado, Orlando, writing about Minnesota United, and some singalongs.

The Daves you know disagree on how patient to be about Minnesota's loss to Dallas, expect good things against Colorado, and recount the sad ballad of "Mean" Mike Petke.

The Daves you know celebrate mutual wars of attrition against Portland, expect more of the same from them on Wednesday, are not impressed by Dallas, and implore Americans to murder slightly less.

The Daves review the Real Salt Lake match, preview the ass beating the Vancouver Canucks are about to get from MNUFC, discuss the ghosts of Saint Paul's water, Dave & Luke stall for time and Darwin Quintero is rockin' some #chillvibes

The Daves you know toast a great winning streak, share measured optimism about a road game against Real Salt Lake, and contemplate a new economic indicator.

The Daves are back to discuss the Montreal Meltdown, how neither of us is prepared for someone to murder us in our houses, "preview" New Mexico United and FC Dallas, and discuss the cremation of pets, something Martin had no fucking idea was actually a thing.

A Dave, an MJ and a Rodrigo break down the MNUFC v San Jose match, we talk hair, specifically a certain San Jose coach, MN midfielder and an out of favor defender (cough *Sue Miller* cough). We also discuss (at length) all three finals taking place on Sunday and get some Peruvian soccer history.

The Daves discuss the demolishing of FC Cincinnati, preview TWO! upcoming matches, talk Loincoin, basically tell you how to dismantle the financial system, and worry that a 5-year-old knows what Spittin' on my sac might mean.

The Daves you know rave about the vibe at the Mingos friendly, expect nothing but good things against FC Cincinnati, and dodge most of your questions.

The Daves you know recap two differently encouraging US Open Cup wins, talk national team fun, and sneak booze into Allianz.