The Daves you know review a working class win against D.C. United, expect success against a thin Seattle team, and share some Calvo-related concerns.

A Dave and a Luke discuss the defensive stalwarts Eric Miller & Brent Kallman, the maddening inconsistency of our attack, preview DC United and are flabbergasted at Heath's insinuation that it's the media's fault our defense has been shit.

The Daves you know rant about Toronto, panic about Los Angeles, and recommend some Easter-themed front office retribution.

The Daves you know struggle to explain the performance against NYCFC, have reason for hope against Toronto, relive the thundering opening of Allianz (and discuss what exactly happened with that tifo), and Martin threatens his children.

The Daves welcome some 55.1 folks, talk a lot about Steve Nelson, discuss a different gay bar than Black Hart, make Zeller edit, struggle for the shittiest player and basically make this a very long advert for the Black Hart of Saint Paul!

The Daves discuss who wins a fight between Trejo, Snipes & The Rock, drink Eric's Strawberry Wine, discuss #MNUFC ineptness, tell a threesome story, discuss Brazilian soccer politics, Franz Ferdinand and the one time Bridget killed a bird!

The Daves you know talk about early MLS season surprises, preview the dreadful New England Revolution, and rank your favorite kids TV shows (spoiler: most of them should tie for last).

The Daves you know welcome Brian Hanf to the podcast to review United's surrender to the LA Galaxy, talk about youth soccer and refereeing, and share absurdly specific details about his first kiss.

The Daves you know examine the tactical nuance of a San Jose win, expect to come back to earth against the Galaxy, and debate which youngsters should get time and how.

The Daves you know relive the joy of a road win in Vancouver, preview the ecstasy of a coming match against San Jose, and talk about what #HeathOut means in a world where the Loons might be good.