A Dave, an MJ and a Rodrigo break down the MNUFC v San Jose match, we talk hair, specifically a certain San Jose coach, MN midfielder and an out of favor defender (cough *Sue Miller* cough). We also discuss (at length) all three finals taking place on Sunday and get some Peruvian soccer history.

The Daves discuss the demolishing of FC Cincinnati, preview TWO! upcoming matches, talk Loincoin, basically tell you how to dismantle the financial system, and worry that a 5-year-old knows what Spittin' on my sac might mean.

The Daves you know rave about the vibe at the Mingos friendly, expect nothing but good things against FC Cincinnati, and dodge most of your questions.

The Daves you know recap two differently encouraging US Open Cup wins, talk national team fun, and sneak booze into Allianz.

The Daves you know talk World Cup, Loons flaccidity, and expect nothing but mortal darkness from our annual SKC Open Cup match. This is not a fun podcast.

The Daves you know and a Luke discuss the 80's classic? Ladybugs. Let's just say we have some thoughts. If you want early access to The Watch Party, become a Patreon subscriber at https://patreon.com/TheDavesIKnow. We suggest amounts ending in 69 or 420

The Daves you know and a Bruce you don't recap a win against Houston and misery against Atlanta, are cautiously optimistic about Philadelphia, and every single one of them has an Omaha Steaks story.

The Daves you know didn't hate anyone from the Columbus game, are cautiously optimistic against a Shield-contending Dynamo team, and have no idea what "Hertha" means.

The Daves you know really gloss over the Chicago shitshow, expect a win against Columbus, and don't know literally any words to Billy Joel's Uptown Girl.

A Dave and a Luke discuss the Seattle Sounders match (which was pretty non-eventful), recap the bonkers shit from the Champions League, preview Chicago and spend a little time discussing Frankie Calvo