The Daves you know day drink on a ride to Kansas City, revisit the horror of the game played in Kansas City, and discuss Christian Ramirez enjoying a Minnesota summer.

The Daves you know remember a kind of bad game with Orlando, look ahead to what should be a kind of bad game against Kansas City, and will almost certainly be making some kind of bad decisions on a long bus ride to barbecue town.

The Daves you know rejoice at a successful podcast, relive the haunted turf of the Galaxy nightmare, and tell you why United will look really good against Orlando's midfield.

The Daves you know chat with fantasy guru Spencer Agnew, cautiously promote a dual pivot approach to Sporting KC, and break their first ever Minnesota United news.

The Daves you know recap the ecstasy of a shutout win, predict a second straight shutout against San Jose, and ponder the timeless existential question "are you pleased with Venegas?"

The Daves you know feel all the feelings about Houston, predict very little white water from the Rapids, and Offensive Loons Fan wonders why Mallory Pugh won't respond to his letters.

The Daves you know recap a non-awful loss to Dallas, talk tactics on Houston, and Zeller cannot get enough of the new FJM album.

The Daves you know celebrate a delirious win against RSL, predict a deleterious outcome against FC Dallas, and are desirous of better Twitter questions.

The Daves you know tell you whom to blame, answer a ton of twitter question, and stare blankly into the fire for thirty minutes.

The Daves you know are reunited to discuss Minnesota earning its first point, preview an important test against New England, and debate the greatness of Prince.