The Daves you know recap a ton of games, quake in fear looking at NYCFC and Columbus, and discuss the time David lit his ex-lover's pants on fire in a parking lot.

The Daves you know choke back the bile of a US Open Cup ass whooping, preview a very winnable RSL game, and Offensive Loons Fan makes the dumbest joke ever conceived.

The Daves you know day drink on a ride to Kansas City, revisit the horror of the game played in Kansas City, and discuss Christian Ramirez enjoying a Minnesota summer.

The Daves you know remember a kind of bad game with Orlando, look ahead to what should be a kind of bad game against Kansas City, and will almost certainly be making some kind of bad decisions on a long bus ride to barbecue town.

The Daves you know rejoice at a successful podcast, relive the haunted turf of the Galaxy nightmare, and tell you why United will look really good against Orlando's midfield.

The Daves you know chat with fantasy guru Spencer Agnew, cautiously promote a dual pivot approach to Sporting KC, and break their first ever Minnesota United news.

The Daves you know recap the ecstasy of a shutout win, predict a second straight shutout against San Jose, and ponder the timeless existential question "are you pleased with Venegas?"

The Daves you know feel all the feelings about Houston, predict very little white water from the Rapids, and Offensive Loons Fan wonders why Mallory Pugh won't respond to his letters.

The Daves you know recap a non-awful loss to Dallas, talk tactics on Houston, and Zeller cannot get enough of the new FJM album.

The Daves you know celebrate a delirious win against RSL, predict a deleterious outcome against FC Dallas, and are desirous of better Twitter questions.