A Dave you know and a Luke you don't know talk about...well, you know what they fucking talk about.

The Daves you know talk anguish and ecstasy with Houston and Atlanta, make correct predictions about Sporting KC round four, and psychoanalyze Inchy.

Longtime voice of Minnesota soccer Chris Lidholm raps "Ice Ice Baby," tells a filthy story about Alan Willey, and reads the Which Wich line.

The Daves you know can't believe the Montreal Meltdown, feel good about playing a nose diving FC Dallas, and have an uninvited guest in the studio.

The Daves you know remember dark feelings about games against Vancouver and Philly, predict dark feelings about playing Montreal, and consider the countless options at their local Menards for ending the dark feelings once and for all.

The Daves you know clink glasses over Liverpool's transfer window, are optimistic about playing the Union, and Martin tries desperately to avoid talking about fantasy soccer.

The Daves you know gush over Abu Danladi, do not know how to play fantasy sports, and give a nickname to David Zeller's mustache.

The Daves you know swear it wasn't a bad game against Seattle, tell you why there is hope against Chicago, and need to give the bartender our keys.

The Daves you know talk Nazis, Seattle, and killing ourselves with Nazis.

The Daves you know drink away the PTSD of a loss to the Sounders, preview the whole goddamn EPL, and discuss public restroom farting etiquette.