The Daves you know chat about the MLS Playoff format, talk Anthony Precourt fucking himself, and give a Loons scouting report of Offensive Loons Fan's kids.

The Daves you know relive a crushing defeat to San Jose, preview every team in this year's MLS Playoffs, and spend way too much time talking #HeathOut.

The Daves you know are pissed about LA, pissed about the 4-3-3, pissed about the NWSL Championship, pissed that a team with a -22 goal differential will make the playoffs, and are pissed about the Crew.

A Dave you know and a Luke you don't know talk about...well, you know what they fucking talk about.

The Daves you know talk anguish and ecstasy with Houston and Atlanta, make correct predictions about Sporting KC round four, and psychoanalyze Inchy.

Longtime voice of Minnesota soccer Chris Lidholm raps "Ice Ice Baby," tells a filthy story about Alan Willey, and reads the Which Wich line.

The Daves you know can't believe the Montreal Meltdown, feel good about playing a nose diving FC Dallas, and have an uninvited guest in the studio.

The Daves you know remember dark feelings about games against Vancouver and Philly, predict dark feelings about playing Montreal, and consider the countless options at their local Menards for ending the dark feelings once and for all.

The Daves you know clink glasses over Liverpool's transfer window, are optimistic about playing the Union, and Martin tries desperately to avoid talking about fantasy soccer.

The Daves you know gush over Abu Danladi, do not know how to play fantasy sports, and give a nickname to David Zeller's mustache.