Staring at breasts. “Mmmmm.” Tits alone can’t solve problems. Choking and sex: an acquired grip. Slutty, not kinky. Who eats a taco with a fork? The beauty of masks. We would be so bad at war. Kathleen takes a boomer turn. Anti-vax energy. Bezos should give everyone money. Elon Musk is a wiener. Who Wants To Decapitate A Billionaire? Another non-winning ticket. 

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The first internet post. Sean passed his ADHD test. Mao Zedong. Canadian Thanksgiving. Adolph Maradona. Censorship. Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria. Everybody wants free money. If you live on the street, you get a lot of views. Good at coping. Fort McMurray. Pussy or mouth? Shaun Pancake Zone. Divas at every level. Crap comedy clubs. Special shoutouts.

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Signing bonus for labour job is a bad sign. Fuck everyone under the age of 30. Cancel culture. Dave Chappelle ruined law enforcement for Sean. Kathleen is not a Karen. The male Karen is Darren. Working at the airport. Influencers. Kathleen took a mushroom tumble and Sean got the security footage. A Ken doll fall. Taxi is unrealistic. Anyone with two problems should die. “Right where the roofers would stand.” Old dudes who are into younger chicks. 

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A cover of the song Informer dedicated to Dave Chappelle. The least important election season. Serial killers who don’t kill. Rebranding cancer. Switching roles with your kids. Cooking is hard. Kathleen’s been busy. Honestly, 100T isn’t that bad! Baby eating. Tunnels. Vaccine passports. Making fun of local politicians. Old people are very honest. Heart of the city or the brain of the city? Rob Ford. 

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Kathleen’s wedding was more like an aftergrad. Chugging wine. Blue Rodeo. Musicians get more stage time than comedians. Bouquet toss. Northern Queen made Kathleen a THC wedding cake and High Times shouted it out. Surprised by her own idea. Alberta is Wuhan. Women used to use moss? Sean holds scissors all episode for some reason. Maybe Jesus is a time traveling doctor. Vaccine passports. Greta is telling off adults again. 

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We’re not bad! Do your skills match your position? Freedom prison. Never give up if your goal is realistic. Not a “natural causes” guy. No one’s throwing gravel at Brent Butt. Extras are insane. Crypto God. Cop cars. Vasectomies. Comedians should stay away from Twitter. Luck. Nickelblack. Dicks on TV. 

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COVID-19 tests are the newest status symbol. Return of the mask. Are zoos that bad? School stabbings. The Debaters. A cow doesn’t have to watch free cows run by. The trifecta. All-seeing or some-seeing? How many people are jerking off at any given time? COVID porn. Aliens or god? Space racist. Would you want to travel to the future or the past? Time travel agency. The dentist barber. Baby roasts. 

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Teaching comedy. Vets and realtors. Fact checking comedy. Export A. Poisoning yourself for flavour. Supply and no demand. Blame the fans. How loud can you get? Don’t buy the cheap brake pads. Road stories. If people argue about who should pay a bill, the server should decide. Dogs fighting in the background. “What would you feed your babies?” Back to the Future is more accurate than the Jetsons. Meth head bike mechanics. Fresh nuggets are a game changer. 

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Tricking pets. Getting “Bleached In.” More people die as you get older. Anyone need their FUNeral planned? Misgendering corpses. Funeral emcees. Memories of being new at comedy. Amazon unboxing. Thieves! Old bikes get stolen less. When did homelessness start? Vaccine passports. The “unvaccinated section” of the concert. Johnny and Janet Freedom. More lockdowns? Twitter politics. Adam is an amazing cook, as per usual. Pranks! 

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Sponsorships and drugs. Sean doesn’t want to do mushrooms in case someone dies. Trampoline orgasm. Fingerbang. Camping stories. Trash and fireworks! Dog leash communism. Sometimes humans and fish are too close. “Why did she call that freak a freak?” Kathy Griffin. Is it time to be mean again? Famous and poor. Sean writes a pop song. Fine Apple. Talking along to jokes. Sean is all track and no field. The Olympics. Update on Ezzy. 

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