Sean makes it controversial right off the hop. Canadian accents & family recipes. What do you do when your dog gets ugly? Mercy killings. Italian pigeons. Good personalities. Sean doesn’t take soccer seriously. It gets a bit controversial again. Voicemails matter. Talking shit to kids. Anti-vax energy. Kathleen is an instapothead. How poor people stay poor. Money is stupid if you don’t have it. Rumours vs. Dick. Doing business on the podcast. Sean once again makes it controversial. Albertans are embarrassing Alberta. 

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Suck dick, drink light beer, learn to play the piano. Average looking guys are the best. Starbucks isn’t difficult. Something smells. Nazi flags. Racist or fan of the Dukes of Hazzard? Sean brings up a familiar topic. Liberals care about what they can’t see; Conservatives care about what they can see. Rich or famous? Religions are ridiculous. Dictator or dick painter? Sean got a new hat. “To Don’t” lists. Feltching. Maternal instincts. Big Brother, but for kids. Being cool under pressure is a meaningless trait. The best time to start comedy is when you’re lonely and depressed.

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The podcast starts with an intro! Doing a musician’s taxes. Sean starts to come around on Zoom comedy shows. A sad game of The Sims. Facebook sucks, except for spying on your enemies. Sean’s former bully has a full-Qanon wife. Botox. Misgendering animals. Stories from the road. Kathleen’s sketchy neighbourhood. Which vaccine do you want? Boy/girl fights. Did we win the scratchy ticket? 9/11 jokes. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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Boxed wine is like milking a wine cow. Connor McDavid sighting at the dog park. The world would be boring without America. The most honest man in the world. Sponsored segments. What would we do without drugs? Comedy doesn’t exist. Kathleen wants a full lockdown. People won’t change, so your dosage has to. “Do you guys have gravy?” Randy Marsh. Sean’s first corporate. Little dick energy. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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People are starting to snap. What can I get started for you? Sean sent a taxi to pick up his could — what could go wrong? The mid-life crisis sneaks up on you. RRSP Match.com. The best part of having kids is kicking them out of the hot tub. Kathleen fangirls over Taylor Swift. We expose Comedy Now. Turning 40 in a pandemic sucks. Sean is a terrified bunny. “Hello? Are you still there? Why??” The “I’m going in” guys are all dead. Kathleen shares the worst joke she ever wrote. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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Does seeing a guy’s face in porn ruin it for you? Kathleen thinks Sean should try watching female POV porn. Women don’t all want big dicks, do they? What’s with male gynecologists? The comedy doctor. Kathleen turned the big 4-0. What is up with red seals? A special guest stops by! Hacky sack. New feature: “Dicks I’ve Seen,” by Sean Lecomber. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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Starting a comedy club is a bad idea. “Don’t worry, the sheets are clean.” That guy is so nice, he would golf with Hitler. Woody Allen is gross but some perverts are hilarious. Fishing is a bigger problem than plastics in the ocean. Documentaries ruined the double quarter pounder for Kathleen. How many chickens die every wing Wednesday? You still gotta eat in heaven, bitch! Never talk to a crying man in the bar bathroom. Sean describes male and female hell and learns something about himself. There’s nothing wrong with taking a peek. Facial freedom fighters with mediocre faces. “This Week in Cancel Culture.” Canadian comedy roasts. Generational roasts! Sean defends vaping. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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The bears are safely face-to-face again, but it was a windy day and the dogs were barking. Training new people at a job where you don't do much. Huffing nickel. Kathleen once ate four steak dinners in one night. Sean used to have a work nest at the top of a plant. Nobody gets a burn and looks better. The drown unit. We can all be lured. Fish death is the worst death. Suicide hunting. Conspiracy theorists. 

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If I had a gun right now, I’d shoot you. Prophetic teachers. Kathleen is an ex-barista! Renting the libs. Creeping the Facebook profiles of criminals. Aliens are going to be disappointed by us. What if we are it? The greatest activist of all time is the world’s youngest Karen. Sean’s computer then craps out several times, which abruptly ends the episode. Enjoy! Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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Skip The Dishes but for escorts. I’m not anti-anything, I’m pro-something! Father’s Bidet. The Baboon Heart. HotOrNot.com. There’s nothing like a fresh nugget. Kathleen is sick of masks & Sean is finally cheering for Big Pharma. Why does that guy have the logo over his face? Being rich is like hoarding and being a gold digger is hard. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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