“I’m still nuts, but whatever.” Suicide cards. Kathleen kind of lost her engagement ring. Screw people with too much money. Masks are face slavery! Broke road trips. The worst documentary ever. Mortuaries, Funerals & Dies. Sean wants to be buried like a viking. Another great business idea. Did I have a sex dream out of my mouth? Northern Queen is the best!!! Follow us everywhere: Linktr.ee/DeadBabyBear 

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It’s episode 69!!! It’s actually only 66, but don’t tell Sean & Kathleen. It’s better when you can’t taste the weed. The pandemic has meant less expensive nights out. All we do is complain about billionaires and then contribute to their wealth. Gondolas are only scary if you’re a giant pussy. Kathleen doesn’t buffer. Sean once found his Dad’s porn. Rush Limbaugh. COVID would have been brutal before the internet. A rotten carrot. A name is just a sound. You Fat Bitch & That Old Bearded Guy Real Estate. Stick stuff is on-ice butt stuff. Follow us everywhere: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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Kathleen deactivates Facebook. It’s too cold and life is depressing. Sean is a bad employee looking for work. Gorilla glue. Anti-double masking. Stand-up comedy is in trouble, so we are going to become real estate agents. Bell doesn’t care. Northern Queen edibles is our new sponsor! Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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Kathleen is at her COVID breaking point. Sean is writing a sitcom about a long-term care facility turning woke. The “little guy” always loses. Why do people have money they don’t use? MAGA-uffaws: conservative comedy! Sean misses small town drinking and driving. Screwing in tents. Sean’s resume is from the 90’s. Trust the Dust, ladies. Big dick energy or sociopath? Kathleen would die for some of her pets. Death-sniffing dogs. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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Old people talk a lot about dying. Rich people are gross. Anti-mask protests vs. anti-bra protests. Male nipples have no value. Everything is a recycled joke. Online comedy shows. Sean is starting to forget things. Kathleen has a short esophagus. How did blowjobs start? Butt stuff. Cat job interviews. Girls with hairless cats are like guys with pitbulls. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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Sean wants to be a garbage man or work at Tim Hortons, but needs character references. Mic technique. Mike Bullard, Tom Green and the dead raccoon. Old-timey science. Hillary Clinton is a badass and politics is mean. Sean is now a cook. Human change juice. The old people aisle at the grocery store. Complaining about the wind. True crime and indoor cigarettes. Is laughter the best medicine? We’re about to become conservative joke writers. 

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Sean is going to start an OnlyFans. Wanna watch me jerk off? Louis needs to come clean. White people are a problem. Bang Mike Pence. Women need to lash out for their own mental health. Parents don’t get a social media report card. The Trump family are screwed. Trump has made Bush look like Obama. 

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Famous crisis actors on a crazy day in the USA. Vagina-based Yelp reviews. Will people miss Trump? White straight males gotta go. Most humans haven’t done anything significant. Kathleen might run for office. Snake and bird people are weird. Why do we need weed? Because reality is boring. The cruelty of the 50/50. What should we do as a regular feature on the podcast - guests? Relationship advice? You tell us! Or don't. Whatever.

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Happy New Year! To Skip or not to Skip? What will truckers do when trucks are gone? The best job has to be morning show DJ. Rich guys who cheat buy a lot of flowers. Would you want a mattress in your casket? It would onle be worth it to be the first or last victim of a serial killer. I don't want to live long enough to die from a fall. Family Feud with dummies. Condolence cards. Giant fetish.

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Sean is going to steal some vaccine to do on the podcast. Other people’s drama is the best kind of drama. The Kathleen, Jim & Sean Truck is the next big business idea. Why are we sorting our garbage like it’s jewelry? Kathleen got stuck in laundry shoot. Men probably know more about their wives than ever before because of COVID. “You tell TikTok more than you tell me!” Why aren’t there more female serial killers? The Red Mamba. Problematic Porn. If you masturbate too much, it’ll be part of you dementia routine. What’s next for porn? Blue Balls Day. Professional Animal Edger. The movie “Splash.” Some Alberta towns hate Sean. WMCSS? None of Christ’s handiwork made the bible. Sean has some good plans for Christmas Morning. Follow us @DeadBabyBear on Instagram.

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