Women love true crime. Which serial killer would have killed you? Never bring up the numbers. What kinda car could go to the sun? Jock kids are ugly. Jim doesn’t live in an old folks home. It’s bad luck to wear the pants of a dead man. Cowboy superstitions. Shame tax. Body positivity. Single positivity. Who should host Kathleen’s wedding? Gender reveal parties are weird. Face tattoos should cost more. We do two scratchy tickets. Tweakers don’t like classical music. 

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The episode kicks off with a wrap battle between Wet Ass Tear Ducts and MC Grumble-Grumble-Moan-Moan. Who do you think won? Stop asking if Sean is okay. Kathleen did a festival. Roofing is dangerous. Could you live a year without social media? Message boards were cool. Announcement: 2021 is the year of Kathleen! What makes hot dogs taste good? Lips and anus. Swingers clubs. Stand-up comedy or roller derby girl? Kathleen once used Tinder like Airbnb. The first “no” of the wedding. 

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Dog parties. All comics are narcissists. What’s cookin on The Dub? Kathleen is going to charge cover at her wedding. The wheelchairman of the board. Sean would be a cowardly soldier. Ass is the new lips. Nerds with confidence. Wrap battles. RIP to the Empress. Sean and Kathleen get in their feelings about another audience critique. Tacos or romance? “I saved my ass for marriage.” Would you want to live forever? “I love when men finish.” Daddy in law. 

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You never know who’s dog you’re going to be. “We’re going on a permanent walk.” Kathleen stands up for Eugene and trashes Sean’s creations. “Is it an Irish day or something?” Terry Talk. Sugar Daddy DMs. No one messages Sean. Kathleen wants to renovate an old RV. Doggie Madams and puppy cucks. Frisky seniors. Backyard shows. Snake dicks. If you don’t fail, I had a bad time. We’re on a hot streak.

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Sean and Kathleen are still rattled about that bad review. Reflecting on podcasts past. What are dominatrixes like? Where do cucks come from? Is “nice romper” a compliment? Sex and pets. Does Sean have ADHD? Kathleen thinks so. You’d be surprised what poor guys can get away with. Mask diapers. Sean is not a pod-cuck. Tantric podcasting. Kathleen went to the dentist. The power of prayer. That bad review is still bugging Sean and Kathleen. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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We got a bad review. Honesty is terrifying. When women want something bigger, they can get em. Hot chicks aren’t as hot with masks on. Sean got COVID’d. The world needs Karens. Kathleen is a compilation gal. Why can’t straight white males dance the way they want to? I would like you better if you were a lesbian. “They seemed likable.” Apache beard. “I’m the Tom Cruise of blowjobs.” Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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This week on the show: lung herpes. CERB talk and mask truthers. Is this racist? Sean and Kathleen don’t miss hugs or handshakes. Sean takes an ADHD test. Big balls are gross. Who wants more semen? “I did so good they gave me the pills!” Pussy cripplers and French ticklers. Tractor sex toys. The world is too angry. Pixelated puss. Let the lava flow. Sean wipes back to front. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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You can’t be a diva in the Canadian comedy world. How would you want to die? Cancel culture. Radio is like comedy. It was spaghetti, you idiot. Sean talks about his worst ever show. Have you ever wanted to be a karaoke DJ? Could you hold a baby during sex? Sean has questions about menopause. Eugene ate a pot cookie. Reverse bidet.

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Firefighter brutality. I’m willing to risk my life for new teeth. Titanic 2 is a bad movie, but you should watch it. Comedy condos are a forensic audit of the previous comedian. “He’s in the middle of a book touch.” A parent is just a person who fucks. Look at the mop on this! Dottie puked on Sean and his things. Poor people put more thought into pet names. What is your Baja Rosa corkage fee? Follow us at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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What’s the point of being on the podium in a diaper? Can you poop underwater? Covid comedy is not bad. No one cares about the problems of rich people. Sean looks racist. Kathleen feels bad for red hats. Sean has a good idea for a police TV show. Kathleen likes to ruin men’s weekends. Follow us at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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