This week on the Dead Baby Bear podcast with Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber: Kathleen has never had shot burn. Sean went to a very weird school. Ordering Skip The Dishes to the ICU. People should have to audition for organ donations. Show idea: McDonalds - Count the Filet. Kathleen is mildly anxietal. You learn a lot about people during a dog search. What’s a Halley Burton? No Travis lights up a room. ADHD is better as a senior. Are there CPAP machines for babies? Shit with sugar on it. Stay home if you don’t want to be purged. Who’s this LinkedIn hunk? Dick pic etiquette. There are no pro scratch-and-winners. Follow all our stuff here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

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Which came first, english or french? Everyone has a limit of how much “senior” they can handle. Goodnight and goodbye is the best way to exit a situation. What’s a chemise? Do parents of burlesque dancers go watch? Broccoli is the healthy cotton candy. The world won’t know about cancer of the floret until 2043. If you get a boob job, do you pay per tit? If you just get one boob done, you did it for you. Sean’s tit limit is two per woman. Childhood trauma. Moms create serial killers. Did we really go to the moon? Sean would be a ruthless border guard. Sometimes things were bullshit and now they aren't. The world isn’t ready for a black Bachelor. Crazy cat ladies? What about crazy dog men? Follow us on Instagram @DeadBabyBear. Like and subscribe!

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Kathleen gets scammed by a monkey. Sean fully misunderstands what a “weighted blanket” is. Hoodies are a summer dress for fat guys. Sue Johanson made Canadians good at sex. Dicks are pretty self-explanatory. A listener is diagnosed with sleep apnea. Alt-comic slowly dies on stage. What STI do koalas have? I’ve got a bad case of the scratchies. More pelvic itch than a koala in a bush fire. The US should have killed someone more famous. Kathleen just wants some attention. Seriously, koalas have the clap. This show needs a good scandal. It’s my best week of the day. Does it go ears-to-heart? Most millionaires aren’t cool. Kathleen would give Sean $5 million if she won $70 million. It appears to be a non-winning ticket. Why is my mom such a skeleton? Podcast co-guests stick together. Follow us on Instagram @DeadBabyBear

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How did Kenny G pop? Does jazz even have songs? Things go squirrelly when Sean takes a huge solo dump. Sean is the R Kelly of recycling. Kathleen looks back on a date with a young hoarder. Charles sleeps in a bed that used to belong to a little girl. The epic journey of the missing nut. Breakthroughs in male underwear technology. Does a pussy feel like extra butt cheeks? Good looking guys don’t get enough credit. Have you ever pooped in a bucket? One co-host has. Charles is a violent backscratcher. Don’t trust a turtleneck...and more! Follow us at @DeadBabyBear on Instagram and find us on Youtube!

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Sean goes after multi-level marketers, tupperware and CBD. Kathleen pitches the next two must-see reality shows: the Real Housewives of Zimbabwe and Boyle Street. Kathleen wants to open a hot face yoga studio so men can get together and cry. Sean wouldn’t take advice from a future or current version of himself. Everytime you see a hot guy, you’ll probably see a hot chick, but once you hit 50 everyone is gross. Sean thinks Christmas is the best time to shop for yourself. Don’t miss the Kathleen McGee Boxing Day Blowout. How much is a family member worth? Sean thinks Kathleen is worth at least $50,000 in a hostage situation. Kathleen wants to be at a 7/11 when it gets robbed. Sean wants all-ages Amber (Esther) Alerts. White girls don’t twerk, they pop that trunk. Do we win our scratchy ticket? Tune in to find out. Follow us @DeadBabyBear on Instagram!

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Kathleen discovers the new Baby Shark, Sean loves corporate Christmas comedy. Hockey parents are crazy, Sean accuses Kathleen of victim shaming, looks back on a trip to Whiteknife and thinks women have it worse than men. Kathleen isn't a Star Wars person but is into baby Yoda. Should we cancel the word "abreast"? A moment of pure scratchy-ticket related joy. Follow us on Instagram @deadbabybear.

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The incredibly talented Mike Lynch (check out his popular YouTube videos) joins the show this week. We kick off the campaign to have Cecil replace Don Cherry on Hockey Night in Canada, Sean performs improv "Diary of Anne Frank," and comes up with an idea for an Alberta Redneck Comedy Tour. Kathleen wants to be the female Larry the Cable Guy and realizes that as a grownup, every day can be hot dog day. Sean and Kathleen riff on Much Music Video Dance Parties, Kathleen wants to join Cameo, but doesn't. Why are we scared of mice?

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Tune in this week for a very special episode of the Dead Baby Bear Podcast where Sean and Kathleen take over "One Night Stand-Up" and perform for a live audience! This month: Kathleen refuses to wear socks and Sean smells her shoe. Would you rather swallow shit or cum? Sean learns about a certain type of cup that's only for women and that you only wear a tampon when you want to ruin the plumbing at a Boston Pizza. Plus: comedy from Jim Kerr, Natasha Lyn Myles and Mike Lynch! 

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Sean likes to perform for the oldest people possible, Kathleen doesn't care about climate change and some people are on board. Ever get your package stuck in a zipper? Sean invents the term skin zipper. Kathleen has good dental genes. More men are "coming out" of the fridge. Arguing with people on Facebook is a waste of your energy. Do men get a worse flu than women? Kathleen talks about the one time she "gold dug" and why it wasn't worth it. Oh, and Sean and Kathleen plug their LIVE TAPING on Wednesday, November 6 at 9910 (9910 - 109 Street, Edmonton). It's free, it starts at 7:30 p.m. and you should definitely go. We might even give away that t-shirt!

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Sean gets a call from the CRA and Kathleen is tracked down by the Government of British Columbia. Election fever hits the Dead Baby Bear den. Sean and Kathleen break down “Youtube families” and the term “meh.” Who does a stand-up set at a funeral? Sean thinks it would be cute if, when we die, we’re buried with live kittens. “Can you do a rapid perogy dehydration pre-funeral?” Kathleen’s grandpa was a badass POW. We almost win a scratchy ticket. ALMOST. Did you miss us?

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