Sean and Kathleen talk corporate comedy and smoking in low-rent motels. Is food addiction more tragic than heroin addiction? Sean tells us under what circumstances he would start answering phone calls from creditors. Is Kathleen a dirty comic? Sean breaks down an early crosstown rivalry. Would you let your kid sail across the ocean for the environment, or is driving a vehicle with eco-boost enough? Kathleen wants to get into reality TV. Sean tells us why he never wore blackface. Then it gets political. Do they win this week's scratchy ticket? You're darn tootin' right they do. Or, do they? Listen to find out.

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Sean feels weird selling his album, Kathleen does not. Sean asks frequently asked questions and gets terrible customer service. Sean and Kathleen have a respectful discussion about 9/11. If the oil sands paid minimum wage, Sean thinks we’d find an alternative. Kathleen has a high school reunion coming up and talks about doing comedy for a former bully. Sean looks into his benefits and considers holistic braces for his kid. We win big on the scratch ticket!! Just kidding, we lost again. Message us @DeadBabyBear and win a t-shirt!

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Did Sean get laid as a McDonald’s manager? Have you ever had sex with food? Kathleen experiments with popsicles. Kathleen talks strippers. Dave Chappelle, Louie Anderson and anti-vax moms. Only atheists go to heaven. Kathleen drinks the microphone. Edibles that don’t taste like weed suck. Edmonton has scooters and Sean had no idea. Kathleen is releasing an album. Worst bomb stories. Vaginal rejuvenation. Penis enlargements and penis reductions. Andddddd a $5 scratch and win victory!  ALSO: Dead Baby Bear shirt giveaway!!!!!

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EP 015: Peanut the dog goes missing and Sean goes to Vernon. Kathleen has a Ford Escape thanks to Wendy McGee. Young comics nowadays!! Marc Maron and Conan O'Brien. Seeing eye dogs. Eugene turns 3/21. Do animals masturbate? Is it 'Uranus' or 'Your-anus'? The Grinch who stole your virginity. Princess Diana dies. Kathleen sleeps through 9/11. Another scratch and win goes nowhere.

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EP 014: In this week’s ramblefest, Kathleen quizzes Sean on old Oilers trivia. Ms. McGee meets a drunk Wayne Gretzky. Fur trade. Attack of the porn bots. Gun control. Hitler was a dog person. Eugene fights Adam. Kathleen gets high in public…again. Sean has no idea what a diva cup is. Kathleen wears a blood diaper. Sean is bad at home renos. Never hire student painters. Ryan always checks the bag at the drive thru. Does Alberta own the mountains? Sean crosses the line and tells an unsavory school shooting joke. Etc…

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EP 013: What is this episode of the podcast about? Wouldn't you like to know...Well, if you would like to know, why not just listen? 

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EP 012:  On this week’s waste of time, Kathleen explains why she has meaty beef curtains. Sean talks green rooms. Pro vs amateur porn. Female rappers. Sean gets his comedy ass kicked by an auctioneer. Kathleen reviews the Aziz Ansari Netflix special. Sean reminisces about Last Comic Standing auditions. Kathleen likes thick-wall pussy porn. Kathleen can’t remember the name of any short man. Big Brother Canada. How far would Kathleen go to be successful?  Wrong side of history? Sean prefers to sit on the fence of history. Watermelon winnings scratch and win!! Kathleen gives a fake lottery ticket to her mother. Horror ensues.   

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EP 011: Vape talk!!! Kathleen loves gay porn. Will gets lost. A 7-11 reference at 7:11. Christian quiche. Kathleen claims being trans is easy. Sean’s kids embarrass him in public. Kathleen reminds men to stop touching women’s shoulders. What if Kurt Cobain lived? Farmers and horses know when they’re going to die. Orca language training. #notmyariel. A racially-tinged podcast. Hannigan opens up about his DUI and Alcoholics Anonymous is for winners.

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Ep 010:  Kathleen wonders why broccoli can’t be delicious. Kathleen brags about having Crave. Kathleen talks micropenis. Masturbation in the 50’s. Sex ed. Sue Johansson. Hey google play Joan Rivers!! Kathleen should have a dog baby. Reminiscing about Bill Cosby  and Andrew Dice Clay. Kathleen goes to HMV. Kathleen gets friendship grounded.  PTSD dogs. Should prisoners train dogs? Do dogs think cuddling is sex?  Freaky Friday late show. Should comedians get grants? Taylor Swift update. Beyond vegetables meat products.  

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Ep 009:  Kathleen wants a Nissan Rogue. Puppet show podcast. Kathleen is a medium-functioning alcoholic.  Louis CK talk. Kelowna trip. 7-11 stories. Kathleen cleans shit at a Starbucks. Your Opa was Don Draper. Kathleen drinks throughout. Kathleen gives a disclaimer.  Sean is concerned about 4 star reviews. 

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