Thing have been a little bumpy over here in Alberta but we are BACK thanks to Zoom! Sunday is our last day of freedom for a while. Kathleen’s job has some unwelcome customers. Superspreader events make comedy seem dangerous. No one listens to the government unless you might die. “There’s not a degree in the bunch.” Crazy mask exemptions. COVERT-18: barely legal pathogen porn. "You have to have money or you’ll look bad." Dead Baby Bear is pro-vaccine. Sean can take a full swab. Are germaphobes even real? Kathleen got shadow banned. Too bad your penis doesn’t get bigger the fatter you get. The weirdest penis Kathleen ever saw. Barfy vaginas. Sean did some Zoom shows. Masturbating on the road. Used Tesla salesman. Giants kill on OnlyFans. Reward or relief? 

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Haircut politics. Johnny Middlechair. Kathleen and her man got pedicures. Do kids still get snow days? Cut a tree and drink it! French people are rude. Would you do reality TV? What was the first thing you did on the internet? Men should cry more. Space travel. The COVID club. Moose dick. Male strippers. French songs, for some reason. Listen to us on the Comedy Here Often Podcast Network!

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Sean has loose sleeves and tight shirts. Renovations. Single men need to learn astrology to get laid. Is Christian heaven even cool? Kathleen thinks hell might be better. Remembrance Day war stories. Alex Trebek. The Price Is Right. Face freedom! Kathleen was stolen from. Call centre employees are the real heroes. Walk of shame or homeless? Our streak comes to an end. If you put something new on your face, the rest of it looks worse. Ugly guys have to check the flinch. Netflix and Leave. 

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The US election comes up. Politicians don’t care. The road to a female president. It’s Sean’s 27th birthday! “I’m so tough I need a gun!” Alberta feels a bit American. If you ever walked in on your parents having sex, your Dad probably wasn’t good about it. Kathleen is bad at improv (so is Sean). Capitalism beeps a lot so we can’t reflect. No straight woman has a foot fetish. Who won the election? Alex Jones looks like a grown Cartman. 

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Drive-through zipper merges. Kathleen was once on a fast food related jury. Filipinos are great. How much fast food can you eat? Sean often runs out of gas. Masks suck, but we gotta do it. What is 2020 going to look like 10 years from now? Borat 2. Winnipeg Comedy Festival. Sean is going on CBC’s The Debaters arguing against science. Ghost Jesus. Cage-to-gym. Sean is a “push” guy. Dick pulls through. 

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New reviews. You don’t want to be too healthy. Where are you from from? White gay male. Sean has his own version of Cribs. Stepping on a scale that knows too much and finding out you’re a mesomorph. Human drum kits. Skinny depression. Fucci. What is your dad’s first name? Is this racist? White people are the Americans of race. You should see my feet! Bill Burr. Burn the Karen! Tight pussy, loose relationship. Sex instruments.

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Why do some women love killers? “Yup, I’m into blindfolds!” Sean pitches a surefire hit sitcom called “The Old & The Brainless.” Kathleen sorta made out with the Democratic nominee for the POTUS. Conspiracy theories. All the dirt comes out around election time. Flu survivors don’t celebrate. Robot Trump. America is a sitcom. Google Home. When do men stop making friends? For Sean, it was 12. We shout out the bots with herpes. Greek mythology is awesome and strange. The camera adds 10 pounds. Rubber cutty. “I’m that fat of a fuck!” Barn yard rhinoplasty. 

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Well-endowed men don’t have to go overboard. Sucking in, pushing out. A selfie is worth 200 pictures. Sean is a “spin dentist.” Welcome to the river of truth. They don’t like Uncle Justin in Sylvan Lake. Buttholes are strategically placed. “I don’t like having a hot back.” Hey, rich people — leave podcasts alone! Smile-talking. Andy Dick. Quebec is a french Alberta. Kathleen said yes to a dress. Titty pictures. Meth chicks are rough.

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Bring your dead kids to work day. “I’m surprised I haven’t been murdered.” Red Deer is a joke. “The only Odin I know is a bullmastiff.” Sean doesn’t trust Siri to keep his queries quiet. “She asked me what ‘red’ smelled like!” Fake artist divas. Letters to the editor. We are all wrong sometimes. Use wifi access to control your children. Who watches old sports? “Why do you like people?” Barbering is on a spectrum. Milking tables. Gambling doesn’t pay, yet again.

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Is Cuties creepy? Dance recitals are weird. Why aren’t there big ballerinas? Banks allow wusses to have money. Kathleen is a job collector. What if you found out your spouse was a serial killer? Shoplifting at Safeway. Small town hippies smoke meth. More serial killer stuff. Mythical Michael Jackson. Jesus probably hated all the constant note-taking. A sleepover that went weird. It’s time to cancel Christ! Sure Shot Dombrowski. Dick won. 

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