The Dean Blundell Show

Welcome back. We're easing into your Monday with some Trump/Ron Maclean/Hockey/Cheating @ Golf news.

We opened with a list of our least favorite Canadian bands, and Dean wrote, "Treble Charger makes me want to commit murder."

It was a big weekend for Jewish hockey fans as Zach Hymen became the first "Jewish Person" to score 50 goals in a season. Lochlin wants to know if we're allowed to repeat "Zach Hymen becomes the only Jew to score 50 goals in a season" because he, like the rest of us, isn't sure if we are allowed to repeat that word OR the point of relevance. However, Dean and Loch landed on a compromise where they don't sound anti-Semitic reading a headline.

Ron Maclean went ham on the weekend, and Dean and Loc want to know if it's time for Ron to step aside OR if we think Ron Maclean's dated references about Glen Satehr's mom's dress shop, poetry, or boomer references are a little dated.

We LOVE Ron, but is it time for Ron to move off air and into a consulting role like everyone else who ages out?

Trump is set to lose half of his $500m net worth today as an appeals court lowered his appeal bond to $175 million in the E Jean Carroll rape and defamation case.

I was laughing at all the MAGATS who think this is a win for #DonPoorleone, who still has to come up with at least $180m in the next week while bankers laugh at him as he begs them for money.

Trump ALSO managed to win the "Mar-a-lago Mens and Senior Men's golf Championship" (LOLOLOLZ) this weekend and forced Jack Nicklaus to give him the Trophies while acting as his OWN emcee. AWESOME.

Lochlin and I talk about how fucking incredible Trump is at separating 91 criminal indictments for selling nuclear secrets, sedition, and treason to tell people he's the best golfer at Mar-A-Lago. (According to other golfers, he cheated his asshole off, and Dean thinks golf cheaters are all serial killers).

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Breanna Brown is incredible.

The Edmontonian was born into a Branamism Christian Cult (Sect Of Evaglecals who are DEEEPLY fucked).

After being kicked out of her cult (twice) Breana decided to educate herself in the world and HOLY SHIT. She's a force.

We covered:

- Her forced core beliefs

- subservient female wives

- Christian love of Trumpism

- Being forced to be a "Baby Mill at the age of 19

- Rules and regulations in the cult and where in Canada it's located

- The abuse she suffered at the hands of the church and the patriarchy

- What was it like to try on Jeans or see a movie for the first time as a 26-year-old?

What Breanna's purpose is now, and how does she raise her 5 kids alone as a widow of a cult?

If you want a glimpse into this country's religious and political division, this podcast is a must-listen.

If you want to know where the hateful trans movement lives, this is a must-listen podcast.

if you are living the same nightmare and are looking for an example of what it's like to live free, I'm happy to introduce you to Breanna Brown and her www.notamommyblog.ca substack. Subscribe today.

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Spenny is back to launch his new Patreon Channel. He also doesn't want to talk about Israel/Gaza, so we talked A LOT about GAZA.

- Spenny's worst humiliation on Kenny VS Spenny had to do with his penis, a trans person, and a torture rack.

- Spenny said he didn't get turned on by kissing men/tea bagging humiliation and also swears he's attractive to both sexes. Lochlin begs to differ.

- Spenny seems relieved that Donald Trump is broke and might go to prison.

- We discussed his interest in Canadian Politics and the comedic value behind a Poilievre-led government.

- We played the 22 minutes clip of Pierre bumbling like the scripted moron he is when someone from the comedy Show said hi to him at a rally.

We then spent the last 20 minutes talking about free speech and the Left/Right Extremes who wreck it for everyone else, especially morons who protest. Dean hates all protests equally.

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Welcome back.

Lochlin's wife wants him to have business cards now that he's a business owner. Is a fax machine next?

Being a business owner is hard. Ask Donald Trump. He lost ALL of his businesses to Letitia James and the state of NY after failing to secure a 494 million dollar loan to pay E—Jean Carrol's defamation penalty.

Trump Tower

Mar-a-logo

Bedminster

Doral

Donnie Shitzinpants' lawyers told the State of New York that he was broke and couldn't afford to put up the bond for his appeal of the defamation verdict. The House of Cards prepares to come down, and Dean explains why.

Don Lemon's Elon Musk interview is out, and it's fucking BANANAS.

Don was fired before the interview aired, and it's easy to see why. Don tried to get answers from Elon, who did his best to answer, but Elon was TRIGGERED.

He (basically) said black people and trans people need to get over it.

-Ketamine is better than ANYTHING.

- He likes anti-semitic content because as long as it's not illegal.

- He doesn't like sharing his medical history but shares it anyway

- Thinks DEI is terrible, so Boeing planes keep falling out of the sky.

Like I said, Bananas.

The locker room replay of the day is about masturbation. Is 4-5 times a day too much?

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We got into the comeback of the year after the ladies split.

Measles is a thing again, and we wanted to address all the vaccine hesitancy today. We don't care. Do you. with Maasles. Mumps. Rubella. Polio. Roll the hillbilly immunity dice and enjoy shingles too. I mean, Lochlin nailed it. Why bother advocating for someone else when they don't care? Take up painting or use an RV to hit every significant KOA in Canada. You do you with Measles.

We will take a minute to pay tribute to The Lockeroom and welcome new Lockeroom partner Ardent Roofing Systems. Edmonton's premier roofing company left Radio with Lochlin and decided to rely on a digital partner after Lochlin got fired.

Get ready, Radio. We're coming for all the radio money.

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Welcome back!

Scotty McGregor joins us out of the gate to mock Lohlin's unemployed status with all his new Bitcoin earnings!!!

So Fun!

Scotty gloats over his easy millions while mocking Lochlin's hatred of BTC even though he still doesn't understand it.

We discussed the details and trailer of the new Law & Order: Toronto "Crack Smoking Mayor Episode."

The entire province hates Doug Ford, and this episode is based on Doug Ford's dead brother, Rob (Toronto's LONE crack Smoking Mayor), who couldn't stop smoking crack on video while acting as the Mayor of Canada's largest city. It was fun.

We also talked about Conor Mcgregor being coked out of his mind at the Premier of "Roadhouse." The video is wild, and some cocaine residue makes an appearance on his shoulder in this video. It's not concerning at all.

Lochlin watches hockey naked while he drinks and almost killed himself last night. Dean's not concerned about Loc'stumble. He's fascinated by Lochlin's naked drinking/TV watching.

We finish the show by T-ing up tomorrow's topic - this new BOMBSHELL Fitfh Estate documentary on India working with Canadian politicians to interfere in Canadian elections, which seems to have culminated in the assassination of at least one Canadian National.

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Welcome back to part three of the Donald J Robertson interview.

We interviewed the famed, stoic author and cognitive behavioural therapist Robertson about his new book, Marcus Aurelius, the Stoic Emperor Robertson about his new book, Marcus Aurelius, the Stoic Emperor.

Part one in part two talked about in the necessity of Marcus Aurelius to truly help himself with stoic philosophy and ancient text that parallels today need for cognitive behavioural therapy and stoic c culture

We pick up where we left off from part two making fun of Sigmund Freud And how much of a psychopath he was, and how most of modern psychology has moved away from the glitz and glam, and the pure idiocy of what Freud thought to be an epidemic of Oedipus complexes (the dude was always on Heroin.

Freud was kind of the first Jordan Peterson, Donald waxes through that and the idea is back and lives among the grifter community.

Day modern day, sophists Are guys like Jordan Peterson people paid to slogan their way into your wallet.

Sestry Yes an industry of making things sound prettier than they are so that you will take the side of the sofa they specifically separate specifically separate their reality and get buying from others into alternative realities that might not be good for you.

We live in an age sophistry is legitimately a cottage industry and the parallels to today’s misinformation and disinformation with smiling faces, and the promised land of eternity wrapped in politics and culture wars are incredible.

Dan talks a lot about how you can get motivated for a short period of time by sloganeering and grifters but not only do they take your mind they take your money and your left with no help from that person who promised you all the help- you’re the Mark.

How does Stoic philosophy challenge every grifting sophist selling fugazi self help?

In a world where self help is largely a scam, why do Stoics reject fancy fads for the harsh reality of life?

Because that is the business of life and the trials and tribulations of life present a choice of self mastery and discipline and and accountable lifestyle built on the pillars of values, Courage, Wisdom, temperance, justice and EXPERIENCE.

Donald gets into the practice of Stoicism as a perpetual skill building lesson to manage life’s hardest realities. Trial and error. Not magic powder or reading a book about crystals and breathing.

The example Marcus Aurelius set of repetitive good decisions in response to living life on life’s terms is more important to observe today than ever before.

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Welcome home, Kids.

We have Mark Kondrat from Edmonton Beer Festival founder out of the gate to chat about the Beer tax celebration, wellness apps, and 3 Craft Beers Lochlin HAS to try!

We pivot to and AMAZING story percolating out of London: Prince William and Princess Kate are on the rocks after a possible pegging affair/pregnancy/abortion/murder/surgery, and we don't know WHAT to believe. Still, Dean is back as an official Royal Watcher, and the Prince of Pegging is trending, so he's happy. Lochlin too.

Ron Mclean posted a pic of himself celebrating Don Cherry's birthday. The legendary hockey night in Canada duo haven't been together since Don took a walk from HNIC and Ron chose to keep his job.

Lochlin knows Ron and Don's pain. His old Morning Show co-hosts are threatened by his old listeners because they didn't quit when Loc was fired for being awesome at his job.

Would you leave a job you needed out of solidarity? Of course not - but you will lshit post people who do.

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Welcome back to the show we caught up with Caryma S’ad today!

Caryma and Dean made their chops together during the convoy, and since then Caryma has been documenting nothing but protest

We had some questions for Caryma starting with the Israel Gazza protest.

Are there repeat protests, customers?

Are the same people at all protests?

What goes into protest culture? And is it an industry? Who is Dana? And why is she always trying to scare you? Is the Israel Gazza protest a religious protest a generational protest or does every community have dumb people in it that just want to protest.

we also talked about shower etiquette/routines and why we all get poop triggered walking into a big box store or a grocery store.

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