The Definitive List

The Definitive List

By Jake Christie & Michael SpringthorpeComedy
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The Definitive List episodes

  • ...of the Best Things to Do on Each Holiday
    It only makes sense that now that we are in a pandemic quarantine for the foreseeable future that we would make a list about celebrating stuff with other people, but in our defense, we recorded this when it was just starting up.
    The Google Drive with our lists: ive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @definitivelistpod
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    54 min
  • ...of Animals to Represent Each Continent
    If making lists about what “best represents” is a crutch, doggone it, this podcast has three broken legs!
    Listen as Jake Christie and Michael Springthorpe argue to determine the Magnificent Seven. That’s right: the seven animals that best represent each of the continents. Are continents too big a landmass to effectively pick just ONE animal to represent them? Of course, but that question implies that this discussion was meant to be productive.
    The Google Drive with all of our lists, written out: https://iafisher.com/projects/cities/Zc7UyahudhPGugHlq0jurVKMN0GUascidJn1udDO1lk
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
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    41 min
  • ...of What Color Every Month Is
    If you’ve ever found yourself asking, “What color is April?” then congratulations, this list is for you. In this episode, hosts Michael Springthorpe & Jake Christie match every month of the year the color that represents it best. This is how we decided to spend a half hour of our lives.
    The Google Drive with all of our lists, written out: https://iafisher.com/projects/cities/Zc7UyahudhPGugHlq0jurVKMN0GUascidJn1udDO1lk
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
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    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
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    27 min
  • ...of People Who Have Been Canceled
    Folks are always complaining about 'cancel culture,' and how 'everyone is getting canceled,' so your hosts Jake Christie & Michael Springthorpe have decided to see if that's true. To do this, we've determined THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN CANCELED.
    The Google Drive with all of our lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie
    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
    1 hr 24 min
  • ...of Fun Facts to Know About Each President
    This Presidents’ Day, your hosts Jake Christie and Michael Springthorpe have compiled a list of fun facts about each of our commanders-in-chief for you to use at a party. Now, next time Herbert Hoover comes up at a party, you’ll have something to contribute. You’re welcome.
    Check out our Google Drive of all of our lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/3/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Jake: @thejakechristie
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    1 hr 2 min
  • ...of the Best Winners of Major Oscars of the 2010's (with Suzanne Redmond)
    The Oscars were on Sunday and this podcast is co-hosted by two Oscars guys, so you know we had to do two episodes related to the awards. On this one, Michael Springthorpe's mother, Suzanne Redmond, joins the show to pick the best winners of the big 8 Oscar categories of the last decade. It's pretty simple once you figure it out.
    The Google Drive with all of our lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Suzanne's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-brain-artist/id1392658815
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Jake: @Thejakechristie
    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
    Give us ideas for lists; our DMs are open (and Springthorpe's are open, if you're hot... I'm assuming. I'm writing this bit without his knowledge or consent).
    1 hr 8 min
  • ...of Movies that Would Have Won the 'Popular' Oscar Had it Existed Since 2000
    The Oscars are this Sunday, and that makes for two very excited co-hosts of this podcasts. If you don't follow the inner workings of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences, you might have missed a proposal last year to add a category for best 'Popular' film. This idea was (rightly) scrapped, but Jake Christie and Michael Springthorpe have endured to pick the movies that would have won that award had it existed in the 21st century.
    If you're not a big Oscars movie person--you're in luck! This podcast is specifically about movies that are NOT often in Oscar contention.
    The Google Drive with all of our lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/3/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Michael: @Springthorpeman
    Follow Jake: @thejakechristie
    Rate, review, subscribe, tell friends about the show, call your grandmother, etc.
    1 hr 10 min
  • ...of People Who Should (and Will) Be on The Masked Singer Season 3 (with Michael & Kevin Christie)
    WHO IS THAT?
    The surprise hit show The Masked Singer returns for its third season after the Super Bowl, so we brought on huge Masked Singer fans/Jake's brothers/Michael Springthorpe's friends to put together a roster of 18 celebrities who should, and therefore WILL, be on this next season.
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Michael Springthorpe: @springthorpeman
    Follow Jake: @thejakechristie
    Don't follow the other Christie brothers because they don't post on social media
    1 hr 20 min
  • ...of the Third-Best Cities in Every State
    Anyone can decide on the best or worst cities in each of the U.S. states, but it takes two truly brave and discerning podcasters to determine the THIRD-BEST cities in every state. Michael Springthorpe & Jake Christie did just that.
    The Google Drive with all of our lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Jake: @Thejakechristie
    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
    1 hr
  • ...of Star Wars Planets That Would Be Nice to Live On
    Star Wars has lots and lots of planets in it, but most of them seem like miserable, almost inhospitable places. With that in mind, your hosts Jake Christie and Michael Springthorpe put together the list of Star Wars planets that, by their estimation, would be nice to live on.
    The Google Drive with all of our lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie
    Follow Michael: @Springthorpeman
    49 min

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The podcast where Jake Christie & Michael Springthorpe bravely create the definitive lists of things ranging from Celebrities, Science, History, and more.