The Definitive List

The Definitive List

By Jake Christie & Michael SpringthorpeComedy
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The Definitive List episodes

  • ...of People That Best Represent Each of the 50 States
    We made the list of the 50 people that best represent each of the 50 states. It's pretty self-explanatory, but led to some great picks, arguments, and choices invalidated by rudimentary research.
    Drive with all the lists:
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Jake: @thejakechristie
    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
    1 hr 26 min
  • ...of Biggest Memes of Every Year of the 2010s
    We are the only podcast to make a list recounting things from the past decade.
    In this episode, we make the Definitive List of the Best Memes of Every Year of the 2010s. It only makes sense that we end the decade in the strange fashion of agreeing with each other a lot.
    The Google Drive with all of our lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @Definitive_List
    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
    Follow Jake: @thejakechristie
    39 min
  • ...of Words After Thrice
    If you do something one time, you did it once. Two times? Twice. Three? Thrice. But what about four? Or five? Hosts Jake Christie & Michael Springthorpe have done what no men have ever dared to do: come up with words for doing something more than three times (4 to 10, then every ten numbers). It is no more complicated than.
    Drive with all of our lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Jake: @thejakechristie
    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
    21 min
  • ...of Fictional Characters as the U.S. Cabinet
    There have been plenty of fictional presidential administrations, with various degrees of success. But what if an administration was made up of characters from all across fiction? That would be a fun thing to make a list of, as far as I'm concerned.
    Google Drive with all the lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Jake: @thejakechristie
    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
    59 min
  • ...of Actors Who Should Play Batman Villains (with Anthony Canton III)
    Holy smokes, Batman! The show has a guest!
    Anthony Canton III joins the show to create the Definitive List of Actors Who Should Play Batman Villains (who haven't played them before).
    The Google Drive with all of the show's lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/3/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow Anthony: @ACSSpotlight95
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Jake: @thejakechristie
    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
    Rate, review, subscribe, send us ideas, etc.
    1 hr 12 min
  • ...of People You Can Refer to By First Name Only
    Everyone knows who you mean when you just say "Barack." Or "Elvis." Or even "Angelina." Who else can you refer to by just their first name and have people still know who you mean? Well, we happen to have the Definitive List of those people for you.
    The Google Drive with the Definitive Lists: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Michael: @Springthorpeman
    Follow Jake: @TheJakeChristie
    tweet us list ideas as long as they're good (jk also tweet them if they're bad)
    1 hr 40 min
  • ...of Animals Everybody Knows
    Hosts Jake Christie and Michael Springthorpe have loved making lists since they were wee children. Now, they have a podcast where they come up with a topic, each create their own list for that topic, then come together over a podcast to define The Definitive List for that topic. There are more rules than that, but they're explained on the pod.
    For this debut episode, our hosts attempted to compile The Definitive List of Animals Everybody Knows. So get outta here with your Okapis, Kinkajous, and Dugongs.
    The Google Drive of every Definitive List: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/3/folders/1sisFIPpHOSSDEvXCaA9vTO_z2RmT6sbF
    Follow the show: @DefinitiveList
    Follow Jake: @thejakechristie
    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
    Rate, review, subscribe, etc. etc. etc.
    1 hr 17 min
  • #21-25: Classrooms
    Six Second Cinema makes a triumphant return with Vines that take place in everyone's favorite location: the classroom.
    Shut up!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCDwL7kOgo
    Whoever threw that paper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG9tKgdSYaY
    Hello hello hello: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsUBRCdEDYY
    Girl gets pushed off desk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_XEXPGXphw
    Kid jumps and puts whole in floor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_D4nUg_4o
    Follow Michael: @springthorpeman
    Follow Jake: @thejakechristie
    33 min
  • 16-20: Angry White Boys
    SIX SECOND CINEMA is back with the Internet’s favorite subject: Angry White Boys. Listen as Jake Christie and Michael Springthorpe go through their favorite Vines with white, male children who have too much suburban angst flowing through their veins.
    Future US Army Soldier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoogkKSFES0
    He Fuckin Pushed Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIEQRuagMO0
    Watch the Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPkRE-nBf8Y
    Excuse My Potty Mouthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92mBy8yweqY
    I Don’t Care You Broke Your Elbow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr_kkWVnHoo
    34 min
  • #11-15: Christmas
    Merry Holidays, folks. The Six Second Santa is a day late on delivering a special present: Christmas Vines! Here are the links:
    Merry Chrysler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlWrgjr3Tg
    Myrrh...der: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7EBA5GMJk
    It's a Chris Pine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-Ow6Df9so
    All I Want For Christmas...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f582k_HXhm8
    Venus Flytrap Santa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hlLGix6qG8
    33 min

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The podcast where Jake Christie & Michael Springthorpe bravely create the definitive lists of things ranging from Celebrities, Science, History, and more.