The Degenerates welcome back prison correspondent, Big Frog, to talk about how to best use cleaning products in prison, how to get to the front of any line, and why you should always show up.

The Degenerates discuss how to get to the perfect level of drunk, when you're allowed to split the check, and how to deal with an asshole with a camera.

The Degenerates discuss how to hone your "Dad voice", the ethics of automated tellers, and how not knowing how to use a cell phone may save your life.

The Degenerates discuss how to not be a good bartender, how to best "register" your hands as deadly weapons, the best hypothetical reality show you've ever heard of, and how to quit your job but still pay rent.

The Degenerates recap the March for Science, chat about how to constantly be late and never take responsibility, reveal the worst way to cheat on your partner, and discover something absolutely disgusting about the US child support system.

The Degenerates chat about jealous dudes, what "California Sober" means, the greatest boy band idea ever, and they leave the studio to troll The March For Science (or something like that).

The Degenerates talk about the world's worst venue booker, a woman who accidentally outed herself as an idiot while trying to make a point, and traditional colleges vs vocational schools.

The Degenerates discuss the worst motels in America, why some old people should lose their retirement, and how to ruin a troll's life.

The Degenerates go back into the archives to look at the best of The Degenerate Podcast.

The guys discuss loud babies in public places, how to ruin a movie for everyone in the theater, the perplexing world of "Instagram Models", and how to trick a waitress you like into thinking you're generous.