The Degenerates discuss the dangers of flowers, why you should never sleep with your roommate, and why you should never start a prank war with your grizzled older cousin.

The Degenerate discuss the evolution of creeps, how it feels to be catcalled (as a man), when you're allowed to use "The N Word", and why you should never move out of San Diego.

The Degenerates discuss how to eat out like a big shot, why scientists suck at putting on events, how not to get drugs from a doctor, and why sometimes it's good for rich kids to buy their way into college.

The Degenerates discuss Ryan's recent feud with a porn star, how not to introduce a headliner, why science conferences are a great place to do comedy, and how we all survived some very dumb decisions.

The Degenerates welcome back Jon Groobz to discuss the best way to turn down Girl Scout Cookies, creating motivational material for trust-fund kids, why we all wish Momo was real, and we give an update on the dating app that is way better than Tinder.

The Degenerates discuss how comedians ruin everything, how cell phones can be like booze, why Dave needs a blowdart gun and some remotely triggered explosives, and how a rear-naked choke is nature's divorce.

The Degenerates discuss differences between the US and the UK, the worst kind of random door knock you can get, and the greatest story of getting revenge against a cop you'll hear this week.

The Degenerates discuss your significant other going to Vegas without you, what crimes the police should be allowed to beat you for, and how hotdog quality can lead to violence.

The Degenerates chat about a failed commercial, why we should all stop mocking Trump, how to date an inmate, and the disaster that was The Fyre Festival.

The Degenerates talk about the genocide of men heralded by the newest Gillette commercial, why Stand-up comedy is below porn on the societal ladder, and the hilarious list of clients that Ryan shares a manager with.