The Devil's Threesome Podcast

Warning: This one's mega gross again, there's some pretty non-consensual stuff happening so if you're listening to this one with children, try a different episode, like the one with a gang of women who pride themselves on popping the anal cherries of peeping toms-es. 

Milked by Royalty Part 1: The Initiation

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Alright you ghosts, ghouls, and goblins out there, we're going back to something supernatural as opposed to superterrible like last week's book. A true return to form where we get to observe some supernatural gay shit going down in a mysteriously understaffed hotel. Also Andrew takes some phone calls.

Wake-Up Call (Lesbian Ghost Hunters Book 1) by Merlyn Sloane on Amazon

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DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU BUT some (all) of us on this one were very grossed out by this one. The vibe on this one is pretty upsetting so we'd understand if you surfed with the fast forward button. That being said, if you do listen to the whole episode you'll get to experience something truly upsetting just like we got to! And hear us try to be funny at it?

Anything for Him 1 (Taboo Urban Erotica) by Katie Ayres

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We did it, listeners, we finally found a "werewolf" book with actual, literal werewolves in it. And boy are they steamy, mus(t/k)y, and sexual. This was a very fun recording for 1/3 of us, being soaked in cold brew coffee and half asleep.

Find our selection on Amazon here: Backwoods Be Ast - Claire Cray

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Some sort of temporal portal has opened onto your ears, bringing with it three brand spanking new podcast guest hosts to help fill your life with joy, and your stomach with chicken meat.

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So the book is no longer on Amazon, you should just watch this youtube video.

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If this podcast is half as good as this book wasn't, then you're in for a treat. What do a drag queen and a were-seal have in common? If you answered "Nothing," then you're absolutely right. Warning! Episode may contain the following: very bad karaoke, inpenetrable selkie sexual quad(???)morphism, and much much more. 

You can find this book here: Something Shiny in the Distance by Barbara Geiger

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This week, in the triumphant return from our one-week interem, we grace your ears with a frank discussion on the nature of Lesbians, Using the Patriarchy to Soothe Your Lower Back Pain, and the stunning lack of sexual intercourse in this "Erotic" story. Also, don't put food anywhere near your mouth during this one, folks.

Find this book by S.B. Sheeran (if you want) at Lesbian Romance: The Daughter of the CEO 

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Did you like this episode the first time? Did you want to hear Maggie's audio? Well then I have the wonderful fixed episode for you! Check it out again, because why not! Maggie's jokes are funny, I promise. Swear by my heart.

Also quick update - Sloane Howell is in fact a man, it has been confirmed. I (Sam) know multiple people that have met him.

Journey with us back to 2015? Maybe 2016? Who knows anymore. We read a book called The Panty Whisperer: An Erotic Short Story (The Panty Whisperer Series Book 1) by Sloane Howell, the OG panty whisperer. We somehow turn a 23 page book into a podcast that lasts for over an hour. Sorry about that - but not really because there's a lot of good packed into this one, I promise.

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We read about something or other. Sex, I think? We take a lot of tangents. We’re really bad at bookreading. Our knowledge of Sex and the City is on point, though. If you liked this book you should check out the porno, too, because we definitely did. We read Amazon reviews, our favorite quotes, and give some ratings.

The book is Meet the Baumgartners by Selena Kitt. If you want, you can get it, but that's really on you (aka don't blame us).

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This episode is a hidden early gem of the Threesome! We read a fun terrible book about a boy who discovers his penis late in life and then gives his body to a much larger and more muscular man. Oh, and he gets pregnant with a shapeshifter baby. Sorry about the poorer audio quality, we were all terrible at microphoning.

Here's the book, Choosing the Omega: Top Dog MPREG Book 1 (Top Dog Mpreg Omegaverse Trilogy) by "Angel Knots." Read it, don't read it, who cares? It's now a dollar so that's up to you.

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