Andrew forgot that hot tea and hot quinoa in his already hot closet would make him even hotter, so he's mildly suffering from heat stroke in this one. Pair that with a book that's more vanilla than an enturtlenecked sexual encounter in the suburbs. Also we discover a conspiracy about the "author" that goes ALL THE WAY DOWN.

Sharing My Gay Husband's Ass: Piano Lessons by "Hank" Wilder

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This, our first episode recorded in 2018, is finally ready for your ears! We're back in the saddle, again (again), and ready to lull you off to creeped-outs-ville once more. Listen as we finally crack the mermaid anatomy dilemma, and figure out the punchline to, "What do you get when you cross a lady astronaut with a group of six telepathic fuck monkeys?"

Violated By Monsters: The Merman School by Hannah Wilde

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I feel like every other episode I have to apologize for our terrible, terrible release schedule. I'm sorry. I truly am, I know it's bad, but we're here for you. We can nurture you in this time of need... Just trust in us. We'll keep you safe. Anyway, happy February, so in honor of this most auspicious of months, we're releasing our holiday bonus special. Hooray! Merry February! And a happy new year!

Darkness Inside Me: XXXMas with Krampus by Olivia Scott-Hill

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Sorry. We didn't mean to take 6 weeks off from this. We're TERRIBLY sorry. So sowwy :( We need a punishment... A nice big spanking to show how SOWWY WE IS. This book doesn't have any DD/LG or BDSM stuff so I don't know why the description does. Life is just full of little mysteries isn't it?

Kissing the Pink by Brooklyn Reese

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Ok so. Like. Give us a break on this one ok? We're really sorry, and promise that there's a possibility that it won't happen again. We spent most (not being hyperbolic there) of this episode talking about a certain British Baking Show. Is it related to the book Pole Star? Tangentially, if at all. But oh well. Check this pic of Paullywood if you DARE ooohhh spooookyyyyy.

Pole Star by Josephine Myles

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We get REALLY nasty in this one. Please limit your consumption of all egg related products immediately before and after this one, because you legit might spew ur guts off. Don't say I didn't warn you. But anyway, this book was amazing, as you can probably tell, just from the title. Oops. Spoiler. Now you don't have to listen to the podcast I guess, since you know how we feel about it...

A Class Full Of Naked Boys(18) At College by Robbie Webb

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We've got a doozy of a tingler for ya this time, I really hope you like it. We went a bit avant garde with our performance this week, so don't be surprised if you have to go back to your Elevator Vore Addicts Anonymous Support group crying this week, because the three of us did. :(

Pounded By The Handsome Zombie Elevator Who Is Also A Lawyer by Chuck Tingle

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Hey Gang! Uploaded this one on time, technically! So suck it! And by it I mean the long, hard, arm of the law. This one's pretty fun, if you like minorities being taken advantage of by the prison industrial complex. What's that, you're saying you don't? Well. Neither do we. But the smut ain't half bad... I guess...

Parole Officer's Bitch by Yamila Abraham

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Sorry for the late upload, editing this one got away from me. But it's here now, so you can listen on SINday, which is probably when we'll be recording the next one, so it'll be a synergistic magical event, linking the 3 of us, and you, the listener, to us. Sexually. Or not, if that's not your thing. But it's our thing, very much so. Ok apparently someone donked up uploading it on Sunday. I give up. Just listen to it please.

The Sexorcist (The Haunted Desperation Series #1) by Kiki Wellington

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This one's dumb, again. Why can't they all be good about pixies fucking tentacle vampires?? We get into some heady topics, though, like whether or not Sam is actually able to hold a conversation without saying "Um So Yeah and Like" etc. Sorry to put you on blast, buddy, but I'm doubtful you even read these descriptions, I know I don't!

Penetrated: Erotica for Women by Lucia Jordan

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