The Devil's Threesome Podcast

I feel like every other episode I have to apologize for our terrible, terrible release schedule. I'm sorry. I truly am, I know it's bad, but we're here for you. We can nurture you in this time of need... Just trust in us. We'll keep you safe. Anyway, happy February, so in honor of this most auspicious of months, we're releasing our holiday bonus special. Hooray! Merry February! And a happy new year!

Darkness Inside Me: XXXMas with Krampus by Olivia Scott-Hill

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We've got a doozy of a tingler for ya this time, I really hope you like it. We went a bit avant garde with our performance this week, so don't be surprised if you have to go back to your Elevator Vore Addicts Anonymous Support group crying this week, because the three of us did. :(

Pounded By The Handsome Zombie Elevator Who Is Also A Lawyer by Chuck Tingle

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Hey Gang! Uploaded this one on time, technically! So suck it! And by it I mean the long, hard, arm of the law. This one's pretty fun, if you like minorities being taken advantage of by the prison industrial complex. What's that, you're saying you don't? Well. Neither do we. But the smut ain't half bad... I guess...

Parole Officer's Bitch by Yamila Abraham

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This one's dumb, again. Why can't they all be good about pixies fucking tentacle vampires?? We get into some heady topics, though, like whether or not Sam is actually able to hold a conversation without saying "Um So Yeah and Like" etc. Sorry to put you on blast, buddy, but I'm doubtful you even read these descriptions, I know I don't!

Penetrated: Erotica for Women by Lucia Jordan

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This one is fantastic. Both in the literal and figurative forms of that word, because it is set in a fantasy universe and it made us all very happy people to read. And now we're big big fans of Stix Hiscock (the Author's name... a pseudonym perhaps?) Join us, won't you?

HALF-MAN HALF-HORSE, ALL LOVE by Stix Hiscock

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Hey cum listen to our podcast about gross (and gross) violations of patient's rights! This one was pretty dumb AND bad, as one of the hosts would say, but it's still pretty funny, especially if you like hearing horribly confusing prose with *** breaks that don't make any kind of sense.

The Doctor’s Touch (A Sizzling First Time HEA Romance) by Rachel Plumm

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Naaaaa Na Na Na. This is a good one, I think anyway. We're back after a long and mostly silent absence, sorry about that one, listeners. Come join us as we plumb the depths of our knowledge about Sam's extensive collection of semen-encrusted tapestries and whether nectar or ambrosia is the liquid.

Moving Into Her… (A Steamy Story of Straying MFM)

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We went back to the drawing board with this one. But a bunch of Navy Seals couldn't make this book worth reading, so we only read like a third of it. But we got basically the same amount of sex as the other books we read, so it's fine. Judge Grammar makes a somewhat tardy appearance, so his many MANY fans can stop constantly emailing us asking when he'd return.

Hot SEALs: Night with a SEAL by Cat Johnson

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Due to some extenuating circumstances, we don't have a new episode for y'all this week. We're really sorry about it!

Here's something to fill the void - the pilot episode of another podcast two of your titular hosts do, Sam and Maggie Hate Glee. If you like the show, please subscribe - it has its own RSS feed, so you can find it just like you found this one!

We'll be back next week with more dirty dirty smutty smut!

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More Special Guests?? TD3some is BASICALLY the Simpsons, because we're just getting A-List celebs now, to talk about their secret lives as vampires and -- ooh I shouldn't have said that. Oh well, no one reads these descriptions anyways, right? RIGHT?? But this one is a return to form, reviews of a bad book (badly written as opposed to badly conceived, I guess)

A Vampire's Weekend (Book #1) (Vampire Erotica) (A Vampire's Weekend Trilogy) by Sadie Koenig

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