The Disc-Course

This week we're starting Sourcery, in which a young boy has unimaginable power bestowed upon him to exact his father's revenge on Unseen University. But more importantly, our wizzerd boi Rincewind is back, and he's here to babysit a hat on a globetrotting adventure!

Today in the Disc-Course: a Rincewind gaiden, feet, wwizard squared, Cats are nice, a merry chase, filler kids, Super-Archchancellor Chalmers, killer SEO, Ee or ai, Coin Incognito, dick joke speech, RIP Wayzegoose, van wizards, the seagull that stole Julie's breakfast burrito, pussy-ant, Spelter's Warm Milk, Lupin III, kick the soft bits, any Tom, Dick or Zlorf, men are cowards, Submit to the Hat, the new world must be smothered, Rankin/Bass B-sides, Magic! at the University, children are people, and The Favoritos.

Click here for the Solstice Wizard

Click here to be reminded that Cohen fucked

Click here for Kubla Kraus and Here for Robot Carnival

For those playing along at home: Read up to page 163 in Sourcery (depending on your edition of the book), ending on the line: "'Wooly underwear?'"

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Well that's all folks! Time to say goodbye to Mort who accidentally Became his boss; you hate to see it, and then had to Fight his boss; you love to see it. Also the reality warping dome thing gets resolved.

Today in the Disc-Course: fizzing veins, our wizard listeners, a hint of Keli, The Alphabet Murders, massive and pink, ironic death, the escalation of meme warfare, Sans Undertale, eldritch enemies, vegemite cult, definitely China, no inflation, absolutely twisted killing 8 emperors, My 38 year old boy, Pwesident Wizawd, Daryll Dactyl, up hill both ways, jokerfication, the literal elephant, the Principal of Reality, bone foot in the groin, and The Time of My Life.

Click here for a Warhammer dress

For those playing along at home: Read up to page 85 in Sourcery (depending on your edition of the book), ending on the line: "He pointed the staff."

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As we continue to love and treasure Mort, our knee boy tries to dig up out of the hole he's gotten into; meanwhile, Death tries his hand at having Fun.

Today in the Disc-Course: Soul Shitter, aurora borealis, FEAR, Big Dog Theses, the keychain business, Citizen Keli, Love?, garbage fit, land drinks, killer skin care routine, roll them bones, Quil, morning boobs, patched in dysphoria, Capitaled Ism, summer of the zero suit, the saddest damn thing, goodbye retail, and the chamber of commerce.

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Click Here for Fantasia potion

Click Here for Jason Alexander playing Metroid Prime

For those playing along at home: Finish Mort! [Mortal Kombat voice: FINISH HIM!]

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Our theme music is by Maxie Satan; find her on bandcamp at Pastel Hand Grenade. She rules.

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At the halfway point for Mort, things are really picking up! Our young apprentice does some reaping and doesn't tell the boss about how he fucked up!! A Simpsons quote Every 30 seconds or your money back!!

Today in the Disc-Course: Werther's Estroriginals, college radio, foxy grandma, Buster Keaton Grim Reaper, illiteracy parabola, accidental royalist, pizza lore, fisherman Death, Cringe Dad, baby names, the history sweater, and scumble.

For those playing along at home: Read up to page 210 in Mort (depending on your edition of the book), ending on the line: "'Happiness,' he said and puzzled at the sound of his own voice."

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You can email us at [email protected], follow the show @thedisccourse on twitter, or find us in the phonebook under Zlorf!

Our theme music is by Maxie Satan; find her on bandcamp at Pastel Hand Grenade. She rules.

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This week we begin Mort and are introduced to.....Mort! A bumbling kid adjusting to a position in the oldest profession--no, the other one--soul reaping.

Today in the Disc-Course: the first 70 pages of Mort (again), the lifetimer room, mid-eternity crisis, no beans, oboeshoes, fat cotton crisis, timer trauma, Mort Holefoot, Curry Time, John Mortlaney, Ysabel 2, Big Porridge, Zeno's Broom Paradox, AKAB, tiny pickles, oil slick elemental, sad glands, and comically crime ridden.

For those playing along at home: Read up to page 147 in Mort (depending on your edition of the book), ending on the line: "Everyone had seen Mort run through it three times. He just hadn't opened it."

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Our theme music is by Maxie Satan; find her on bandcamp at Pastel Hand Grenade. She rules.

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Today we say goodbye to Equal Rites; in the thrilling conclusion, Granny and Archchancellor Cutangle must brave the grody river Ankh to recover Esk's staff; meanwhile, Esk and Simon face off against the creatures from the dungeon dimensions and learn that with magic, as with gender, the only winning move is not to play.

Today in the Disc-Course: Fuck Julie, a real kid move, sorcer-lore, a magic duel, two kind of people, snake world, the icy lot, Holly's first word, a stern talking to, The Trans Experience, Mr. Treatle said, basketball wizard, just don't use the nukes, As Told By Gemger, Gmod physics, and Cringe House.

Check out the Extra Life here!

For those playing along at home: Read up to page 77 in Mort (depending on your edition of the book), ending on the line: "Granny Weatherwax's Ramrub Invigoratore and Passion's Philter, Onne Spoonful Onlie before bed and that Smalle."

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You can email us at [email protected], follow the show @thedisccourse on twitter, or find us in the phonebook under Zlorf!

Our theme music is by Maxie Satan; find her on bandcamp at Pastel Hand Grenade. She rules.

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This week, we continue Equal Rites; Esk finds that the university isn't as great as she'd hoped, and Granny learns that big city living isn't as horrible as she assumed.

Today in the Disc-Course: the jeggings of podcasts, character descriptions, a take so bad, crone-credibility, frog livers and goat milk, a year's worth of muggings, the forbidden Cumbies, galaxy brain turtles, some kind of commentary, Good Boy University, glassblowing, boot talk, technically attracted to boys, Learning Should Be Fun, Big Time Big City Granny, and a magical reading journey.

For those playing along at home: Finish Equal Rites!

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You can email us at [email protected], follow the show @thedisccourse on twitter, or find us in the phonebook under Zlorf!

Our theme music is by Maxie Satan; find her on bandcamp at Pastel Hand Grenade. She rules.

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This week we continue Equal Rites as Granny and Esk head out to the Big City (read: town with more than 12 people). Esk breaks out on her own for some magical hijinks and meets a professional Liar.

This week in the Disc-Course: Show me an egg, big grandma energy, stuck on pumpkin, illiteracy, transwitch gendercringe, pig son, shame purchase, Granny's ex, milk ape, bad at talking, the invention of lying, frisky mountains, walking in Zemphis, baby liar, AWAB, and Terry’s beef with the music industry.

For those playing along at home: Read up to page 198 of Equal Rites (depending on your edition of the book), up to the sentence: "The staff had lunged at Simon, with murder in its heartwood"

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You can email us at [email protected], follow the show @thedisccourse on twitter, or find us in the phonebook under Zlorf!

Our theme music is by Maxie Satan; find her on bandcamp at Pastel Hand Grenade.

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As we begin Equal Rites, a wizard seeks to pass on his power to a new generation, but wait *record scratch* he gives his powers to a girl?! *Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays * Anyway, here's what four trans people have to say about a cis man's gendered magic system!

Today in the Disc-Course: Animorphs and Gundam, Sexism is Cancelled 2020, the gender confusion glass, crunchpunk, Terry’s love of goats, boy juice, karma credit, the gang gets unstuck in time, yummy wizard meat, HRTTHCCBT, beating up wolves, how to talk to children, Dummo Smith, godless Delaware, mansplaining witchcraft, the 2 hottest MILFs, Pokemon Go to the dojo, practical applications, medical anthropology, and gunology.

For those playing along at home: Read up to page 130 of Equal Rites (depending on your edition of the book), up to the sentence: "'Oh,' said the dwarf. 'Right, then.'"

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You can email us at [email protected], follow the show @thedisccourse on twitter, or find us in the phone book under Zlorf!

Our theme music is by Maxie Satan; find her on bandcamp at Pastel Hand Grenade.

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This week, we bid a fond farewell to our funny wizzerd lad and tourist boi, as they narrowly avert the Disc-ocalypse, which turned out to not be horny, contrary to what Holly had led us all to believe.

Today in the Disc-Course: Seal of disapproval from beyond the grave, magical refractory period, take me home sewer roads, nesting instincts, Clone High JFK respect zone, R.A.T.E.S., Roald Dahl, Tether Cat and Cow Tools, luting, every teachers' staff room, ointment appointment, apathetic entropy, nerd fight, Gushed Darkly, big pizzas, Tincewind and Rwoflower, a real wizard, and Old Granddad Discourse.

You can find the Eidolon Playtest (which Julie does the art for) on Audio Entropy, and you can find Jess guesting on The Avatar Recycle at orc.moe

For those playing along at home: Read up to page 60 of Equal Rites (depending on your edition of the book), up to the sentence: "It had a feeling it ought to have a grudge against somebody, but for the life of it, it couldn't remember why."

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You can email us at [email protected], follow the show @thedisccourse on twitter, or find us in the phone book under Zlorf!

Our theme music is by Maxie Satan; find her on bandcamp at Pastel Hand Grenade.

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