The Dismal Tide

The Dismal Tide Discord has bought in to a fantasy football keeper league, but at the behest of Mike W., everyone is sharing one team, and has bought in for for varying amounts. This episode features Ryan (@baseballworId), Mike W., Matt (@29coast), and your two hosts bickering about said leagues' draft.

Here are the ownership stakes:

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WELCOME BACK TO THE BIG LEAGUES

an unedited episode, for your pleasure

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I felt so bad that i delayed editing this that I put a little Philly sports radio treat in there in the middle

Please join us for one of our various fantasy football projects this year: Join the discord to do our boardroom style FF keeper league

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Abe Simpson joins us for a commercials chat

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We never get to the video

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what would have to happen for you to call an ambulance

Please enjoy this convenient if utilitarian link to the PISS Index: https://imgur.com/NTI3igI

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In this special episode, we invited on two of our regular guests, Seth and Liam, to try and place a list of the major sports on our special P.I.S.S. Index (Performance In Spectating Sport). This index ranks sports on two criteria: is game play speed too fast or too slow, and are broadcasts too long or too short.

Mike came up with the index, and immediately did not understand the scoring, so please keep in mind that everything is on a 1-10 scare. When someone says a sport is too slow, we grade how slow it is 1-10. We put it all on this convenient if utilitarian chart for you to enjoy

We forgot to plug our guests, so please make sure you check out @diaboliam, his podcast the Illegal Screen, and his writing for Treble. Seth is at @ItsKlamMeHep

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the boys lay in wait in the tall grass, sharpening knives, for enemies come shortly.

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Mike regales us with the week in futbol, Brendan fights his landlord

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Ryan (@baseballworId) joins us, we watch some vanilla ass hyper capitalist instagram videos, and talk about our fun, fading every bet Barstool Sports recommended during March Madness

This is Marty Mush's soul leaving his body: https://twitter.com/martymush/status/1504993456028065797?s=21

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