In which David and Paul get the Hell outta Purgatory with Keeley Fountain! Abandon all hope as they discuss The Keepers, Serial, The Wire, money and geography, Key West, Flat Earth vs. Hollow Earth, and the end of Purgatorio. We'll see you in Heaven!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get revelatory with Keeley Fountain. Abandon all hope as they discuss even more Tinder, personal prejudices, Mr. Mister, what trust really means, and wait this one ends with the Giant and the Whore? We’ll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get berated along with Keeley Fountain. Abandon all hope as they discuss Tinder, "Nintendo Thumb," The Salt of Life, "Gianni Beantoast," Lactaid in Italy, "Oh Yeah," McGruff the Crime Dog, potential sponsors, and Beatrice absolutely berates Dante. We’ll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get back into Beatrice with Keeley Fountain! Abandon all hope as they discuss sodium, Salt Life, No Fear, San Pellegrino, tonight's Write Club event, and ostensibly, Dante. We’ll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get griffin? Abandon all hope as they discuss David's big news, how sleep works, fonts vs. instruments, theater-going, "market price," Huey Lewis, "Hugh Roller," and "Christ the Griffin." We’ll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get super into it. Abandon all hope as they discuss Waltzing Matilda, Lucifer's Fall, Lethe and forgetfulness, Edenic breezes and work, "Glycerine,” and ostensibly, Dante. We’ll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul unexpectedly have a Very Special Episode. Abandon all hope as they discuss cremation, leave-taking, Dorothy Sayers, "coactus volui," "Edenic complacency," endings, and Virgil’s last words to Dante. We’ll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get back into it with Keeley Fountain! Abandon all hope as they discuss strong and weak verbs, the Platonic Haircut, the Meno paradox, the Harlem Globetrotters, T-shirt endorsements, and just what exactly is afoot on the Terrace of the Lusty. We’ll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get into physical with Statius. Abandon all hope as they discuss a Robert Deniro sighting, how blood circulation works, the birds and the bees, the Armageddon podcast, Fire Walk With Me, boycotts, vaccines, and ostensibly, Dante. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get rocky on that crag. Abandon all hope as they discuss The Internet, free stuff, Mount Olympus, Meteora, eels, Gideon, Rocky Raccoon, gin, Tantalus, the Nickelodeon show "Guts,” and somehow even more centaurs! We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place