In which David and Paul get hungry again, for the first time. Abandon all hope as they discuss David Lynch coffee, the film Straight Up, flight attendant priorities, noted slam poet Forese Donati, pennyloafers, "paps," The Five People You Meet in Heaven, and what's in store for Dante. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul have a drink. Abandon all hope as they discuss name changes, Tinder, Talk class, the Negroni, Pink Floyd, Wes Anderson, David's trip to Florence, Virgil's alleged prophecy of Christ, 38 Special, the Golden Age, and ostensibly, Dante. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get into Statius. Abandon all hope as they discuss reading books, the will, The Magnetic Fields, the I-85 collapse, Virgil vs. Statius, breeding vs. brooding, reverie vs. reveille vs. revelry, how ascending Purgatory works, and Dante's smile. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul finally get spicy. Abandon all hope as they discuss The Room, Spice Girls, somehow even more Goonies, Hugh Capet, Pygmalion vs. Mannequin, Midas, the logistics of changing one’s name, the Pinocchio ride at Disneyland, and Paul’s senior yearbook. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul go completely off the rails immediately. Abandon all hope as they discuss Disneyland, region-specific goods, shrimp, futons, the Silver War, Supermarket Sweep, Paul’s uncanny prize-winning prowess, The Biggest Luger, Chuck Berry vs. Chuck Barris, Gallagher, and ostensibly, Dante. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get super slothful. Abandon all hope as they discuss sloth vs. sleuth, emojis vs. cave drawings, Caddyshack, Foreigner, Cyndi Lauper, Scoops Callahan, Canadian measurements, more Virgil on love, and way more Goonies. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get live again, for the first time. Abandon all hope as they discuss the cast of Sister Act, more Alvin & the Chipmunks, The Goonies & 80s fundraiser films, cartography & the Mason-Dixon line, how brains work, and ostensibly, Dante. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get smoky with the Wrathful. Abandon all hope as they discuss Michael Winslow vs. Bobby McFerrin, Lost, cartoon mascots, “Perfect Co-Stars,” Leisure Suit Larry vs. Artie Ziff, Trojan Man, "Russians,” Marco Lombardo’s discourse on free will, Joey Lawrence vs. Gerardo, Jesse & the Rippers, Diff'rent Strokes, Alvin & the Chipmunks, and Garfield. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get into the Terrace of the Wrathful. Abandon all hope as they discuss Super Bowl LI, dryads, Willy Wonka, Johnny Depp, The Cosby Show, pens vs. pencils, Jon Bon Jovi, Blazes Boylan, Devo vs. Il Divo, HAL vs. Fred, Y2K vs. 9/11, Monty Python, Man of the Century, guardian angels, and Braves organist Matthew Kaminski. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get more into the Terrace of the Envious. Abandon all hope as they discuss credit card theft, growing up right after the Civil Rights Movement, vegetarianism, Pooch, Cain, Genesis, Marcel Proust's cane, and ostensibly, Dante. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place