In which David and Paul get thoroughly Trumped. Abandon all hope as they discuss DJ Trump, racism, legally getting run over by a car, “The American Golden Age," R.E.M, Laocoon, jalousie blinds, and the Terrace of the Envious. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get constructive with Keeley Fountain! Abandon all hope as they discuss the language of pregnancy, The Fonz and technology, home construction versus parenting books, 1984 (Orwell, not Van Halen), more on “Alt-Facts,” Epcot, Gym Pop, Arachne, a curious acrostic, challenging the gods, homo erectus, and preferring Purgatorio. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get absolutely cuckoo. Abandon all hope as they discuss the presidency, The Stanley Hotel, The Shining, Twin Peaks, The Lord's Prayer, the evanescence of fame, cuckoo birds, the fate of our planet, and a really bad tattoo. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get prideful. Abandon all hope as they discuss cheese chasin’, the sacrament of confession, The Great Reformation, biblical interpretation, Why Is There Stuff, Paul’s new shoes, terrible Emile Zola puns, horse measurements, The Annunciation, and ostensibly, Dante. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get higher up Mount Purgatory, ostensibly. Abandon all hope as they discuss The Mandela Effect, the President-elect, Murder by Death’s Stanley Hotel shows, The January Jinx, David’s high school extra-curriculars, That 70s Show, Saved By the Bell, crime movies, ADT’s origins, Garrison Keillor, memorization and how to learn songs, the objective correlative, and Paul gives David his Christmas gift. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get snaky again, for the first time, with Keeley Fountain! Abandon all hope as they discuss more Alan Thicke, dreamcatchers, Harold Bloom’s “covering cherub,” fricatives, even more snakes, the vaguely anonymous joy of Heaven, the Lacanian Real, the Aerosmith Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster, Paul’s New Year’s resolution, and a visit from the late Vincent Price! We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get on the record with Keeley Fountain, after accidentally doing half an episode off the air. Abandon all hope as they discuss Family Matters, "burners," Auld Lang Syne, Virgil’s deal, Bibleman, and ostensibly, Dante. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul get Hitlerious. Abandon all hope as they discuss Silver Spoons, American Beauty, The Thin Red Line, inhabiting your soul, the wedding Paul officiated, how we process time, Money For Nothing, Black Mirror, Dante vs. The Wire, the presidential election, Godwin's Law, the Platonic haircut, Aeneid VI, and Taylor Swift via Ryan Adams re Francesca. We'll see you in Hell!

In which David and Paul get scholarly. Abandon all hope as they discuss adulting vs. AdultSwim, CarMax omens, The Karate Kids, a Tibetan Buddhism class, Will Smith, acronyms, a bit on “bits,” pity in Heaven, The Great Divorce, The Walking Dead, Miserere, West Side Story, Hook vs. Thunderdome, Guido da Montefeltro’s son, Buffalo, and David interrogates the very premise of Purgatory. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place

In which David and Paul ostensibly get elite, and Paul finally goes note-free! Abandon all hope as they discuss fresh podcasting plans, David’s ribald thermostat, Frasier, beer in the 80s, student loan default, an APD ride-along, the requiem mass, prayers for the dead, the duality of man, how the time does fly, and David’s Big Life Announcement Follow-Up! We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place