Seanbaby lures lascivious lads Brockway and Michael Swaim to his lusty lair of libidinous libations to read from the erotic memoirs of Burt Ward, TV's Robin. JIZZ. POW. HOLY FUCK this I'm not writing like that anymore.

To inherit Seanbaby's fortune, Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, must spend one entire podcast talking about a haunted Netflix show... and SURVIVE. It's 28 Days Haunted, the ghost hunting reality show where someone fistfights a ghost! Multiple times!

Brockway plays the podcasting trumpet, summoning Seanbaby and guest, Zak Koonce, to watch the forgotten Canadian Mr. T show, T and T. Specifically the episode where a geriatric lone ranger terrorizes a 1980s Canadian Whole Foods. Special guest stars: The Fat Boys. That's real. That's all real.

Seanbaby sends Brockway and guest, Katie Goldin, straight to Haunted Insane Asylum Minigun Prison for the crime of loving Escape From Death Block 13 - the prison break movie starring Robert Bronzi, who almost has Charles Bronson's face and will not give it back.

Brockway grants magnificent power to Seanbaby and guest, Tom Reimann: The power to discuss Rollercoasters, a 1987 rollerdancing superhero comic from wonderful maniacs, Blue Comet Press. To the public, this podcast will be known as The Dogg Zzone, but in secret it shall be Roller Doggs!

Seanbaby wanted to do an entire episode about that time Harry Dean Stanton and The Replacements got pants-off drunk and fucked up Saturday Night Live. Brockway and David Bell thought that was a great idea, but they were also pants-off drunk.

Seanbaby's ceremonial comedy tomb is being prepared for the day he is cancelled, and he requests to be buried with Brockway and guest, Jason Pargin. They are discussing the darkest moments in serious movies... that they thought were unbelievably funny. They are monsters.

Brockway has found the worst puppeteer in history, and he's going to use all of Seanbaby's patience, all of Lydia Bugg's goodness, and all of Dennard Dayle's faith in mankind to prove it! Happy Puppet Week!

Brockway slips into a coma so it's up to Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, to forcibly convert him to Islam in the hopes of cracking his passcode that unlocks 10% of the world's money. They're watching 2011's The President Goes to Heaven - a movie about all those things! Probably!

Brockway bakes an erotic podcast cake to lure out Seanbaby, Drew Toothpaste, and Natalie Dee! Now they must discuss the episode of Cake Boss where they bake a life-size fuckable crytpid cake for the Jersey Devil!