‘Thank god I’m handsome, so handsome!’ Not our words friends, the words of indie hit makers The Vaccines, in what now appears to be a fitting tribute to a Saints midfielder who appears to be being picked purely on that basis. You know who might be considered handsome by those who suffer from glaucoma? Your old pals Sam and Dan, so why not join them for Episode 77 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

We reflect on Saints’s tame 1-1 draw away at Kilmarnock, and do what we’d swore we’d never do a delve into the post-match manager discourse. Just where does Callum Davidson stand? Well, you can bet your bottom dollar that we fail to answer that big question.

We also have another 1-1 to dissect, as we cover the Saints Women’s clash with Boroughmuir Thistle at Riverside on Sunday, and have all the lowdown on that game from skipper Hannah Clarke, goalscorer Fern Newbigging and assistant gaffer Kev Candy.

Features? Baby, you know we’ve got features for you! The O’Boyle barrel is well and truly scraped as we play Saints Supermarket Sweep with Dan, we hit the small screen in this weeks Theme Team, and we are joined by Scott who is the latest to have a pop at working out just who Wendy is.

We’re also joined by our old pal and former Saints goalkeeping coach Dode Browning, who gives a very important message to all of us, we discuss the latest additions to Sam’s bulging sack with further wildly amazing additions to the prize bungle, and Dan talks us through a new charitable venture taking place on match days at McDiarmid.

Heading with Sam Miller! Bagging up with Danny Williams! Bootleg Art Garfunkel! Ah we’ve got it all, and it’d be bloody lovely if you’d join us for it. Get there!

A long and overdue return to The Dogger Saints Podcast this week. A calming, reassuring presence in good times and bad. Someone who’s been there since the very beginning. An old friend, if you will.

That’s right, Saints Stories is back! So why don’t you pull up a chair, settle in, and join normal men, innocent men, Sam and the also returning Dan for Episode 76 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

What a bumper affair we have for you this week, with our old friends Niki and Simon getting on the wrong side of the State of New York in the aforementioned return of Saints Stories and a trip down to Old Trafford as high-end fashion meets Anfield’s annual bed-shitters in this weeks Club Shop of Shame. We also take a trip to every suburban town’s little corner of Sweden in this weeks Theme Team and wanna play the game with you as we add to our increasingly magnificent prize bungle.

We also have Saints by the truck-load this week as we review the Blues’s triple-header this weekend, with the young team’s Youth Cup Semi-Final defeat, the second of the first team’s annual whippings at Tynecastle, and the women’s team’s home clash against table-topping Montrose all covered.

You might be thinking, lads what more can you bring us?! Well of course we have more, as we catch up with former Saints centre-half and all-round good guy Andy Whiteford for a lovely chat, talking us through his time at Saints, memories of Youth Cup runs of days gone by, Teal and Magenta and much more as hr risked life and limb by chatting to us on his wife’s birthday.

Tour de Shenanigans with Sam Miller! Babe Respecting with Danny Williams! Meatball madness with the Swedes! It’s mega, it’s cajunga, it’s big time! And you know what? We’d love you to join us for it. Get there!

Somehow made it to 75 episodes! The men behind the club's social media join us to discuss keeping Teal and Magenta quiet, bribing people with KitKats and struggling to get a tune out of a departed Irishman. Lynne steps in to discuss a non O'Boyle, theme team and a segment that puts the shame into the club shop of shame. Wendy Who gets closer and the prize bundle gets bigger. Football chat IS a thing and we discuss both the men's and women's endeavours from the weekend. Thanks to lead sponsors @stjarnaapparal Enjoy!

Hello and welcome to an hour of St Johnstone based chit chattery. We kick off the show with a musically tribute to Stevie May because why not? We also have on St Johnstone Women's manager Mark Nesbit to discuss the forthcoming run of 313 consecutive home games. The charity prize bundle is launched and Wendy who makes a return! The club of shop of shame is obviously back in Glasgow and is tackled by 'stand-in Lynne' and we go down to the farm for theme team. All packed into an hour. Incredible.

After a lifetime in no man's land, your favourite loosely based ST Johnstone podcast is back. The Podcast speaks to GARY MILLER, another of the 2014 hall of Fame, as he discusses his time in Perth, his ability to only score worldies and being the most travelled man inside the British Isles. 'Casky' takes on the 10 questions, and a 2nd Sam joins the show to round up the first month of 2023. Any icey road conditions are dealt with by our Council Gritter based theme team and a Liam Craig shirt gets added to the conveyor belt of prizes! Come along and tell a pal.

Zoom. A 1982 hit for Fat Larry’s Band. The noise cars make when going really fast. The video conferencing device that caused a 48 hour delay on this podcast. However, better late than never, you can come and join your old pals Sam and Dan as we present to you a blockbuster Christmas Special Episode 72 of the bloody festive Dogger Saints Podcast!

It’s been a momentous spell for the Saints since we last met, so we take a retrospective look at our boys World Cup adventure, as David ‘Le Culliere’ Wotherspoon became the first St Johnstone player to feature at a World Cup. Also, the For Sale signs have gone up at McDiarmid, so we have a look into the unimaginable post-Brown’s world up at Saints.

We also have a bloody lovely old chat with former Saints starlet Stuart Malcolm, as we talk about life after Saints, enduring friendships with Perth teammates, management and working with familiar Saintee faces. A splendid chat, and we’re also in fine company as Kev joins us for a crack at this week’s Saintsmaster, and we find out what Chucky’s been up to in ‘Charlie King: Doing a Thing’.

Features though? That’s where it’s at! We’ve got them all, with a couple of textbook spottings in this weeks visit to The Royal, a Hall of Famer all the way from Italy for in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and the glorious return of Theme Team in the wake of some grand podcast larceny.

Dan rifles golf balls at a tractor! Sam rifles golf balls at a tractor! The golf tractor visits a local convenience store! It’s a wild Christmas ride, so why not get yourself comfy and come and join us. We’d right enjoy it. Get there!

Contrary to the popular belief of Shiela Broflovski, off of the popular television show South Park, Canada is indeed a real country. You know what? It’s one we’re bloody proud to celebrate too here on The Dogger Saints Podcast, so get yourselves comfy and join Sam and Dan for Episode 71 - a Canada World Cup Special!

We’re talking all things Canada, and because David Wotherspoon is a little tied up at present, we got by he next best thing with his big brother Ian, to discuss all things Canada Men’s National Team and get a little insight into the atmosphere in the camp.

We also talk to Radio DJ Paul Harper, a Scotsman now exiled in the Great White North, to discuss life in Canada, following the national side, the dangers of accessing lewd materials on Twitter, and much more in a delightful chat.

If you think we’d forgotten about the features though, you would be sadly mistaken! We know what you like! This week’s visit to The Royal sees us go all the way to Cambodia for a Canada/Saints crossover, we consider who is the bigger riddy out of Rangers and Dundee United in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, we have our second instalment of finding out what the main man is up to in Charlie King Doing a Thing, and we even have a bloody Half Time Show! What a world!

French with Danny Williams! Holidaying with Sam Miller! Pornography with Paul Harper! We have it all, and it would be bloody lovely if you came and joined us. Get there!

“Let’s go round again, baby we’ll turn back the hands of time, let’s go round again, one more time!” Not our words, friends, but the words of the Average White Band. But hey, why not go round again, as the Dogger Saints podcast returns from its hibernation (which sounds a little like Hibernian, who are shite). So cosy up, and join your old pals Sam and Dan for Episode 70 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

Yep, it’s good to be back, and as its been a while we assess the stellar recent form of the boys in blue, and take a look at the standout individuals in our fine unbeaten run in the last five games. We also give special mention to Saints’s greatest ever player, David Wotherspoon, on the day he received the call-up of his dreams, jetting out to Qatar to represent his adopted football homeland of Canada at the World Cup. He’s still Perth’s finest though, and we bring you an interview with the main man, that was exclusive 18 months ago when we first recorded and put it out.

Features, though? How good are features? Well we’ve got plenty of them, by the buckets-load if you will! A triple header special for our return to The Royal, Neil comes onto join us for a pop at Saintsmaster, we go shameless on ourselves in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we introduce our greatest feature yet as our old mucker Chucky lets us know what he’s getting up to in ‘Charlie King Doing a Thing’.

We also have the chronicles of Lynne and Jim, Dan’s deep dive into the world of Ainsley Harriott, and a rather important message from our good buddy Daniel Lamb from Flonix, who we are delighted to have supporting the podcast yet again.

Sam Miller does Guidi! Danny Williams does old man jokes! Charlie King does a thing! Ah we’ve got it all here, and you know what? It’d be bloody lovely if you joined us. Get there!

Oh Miguel.... Oh Miguel. The finest Portuguese player to pull on a football shirt since forever, Miguel Simao joins Sam and Dan via the medium of Facebook messenger video from the tax haven (Rangers take note) of Luxembourg. You've spoken and we've listened- We've managed to cram the whole show into a 1 hour handy compendium on the mighty Perth Saints. George O Boyle in the Royal potentially gets a rebranding, Top of the tops see another kit through to the latter stages, Theme team makes a welcome return and another member of the Armed forces has a go at our 10 tricky teasers. We do talk about football aswell! Our upcoming '£88 for a family of 4' visit to Dundee UTD gets some rant worthy attention. As always, thanks for listening! !Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at MANSCAPED.com! #manscapedpod

‘Solid! Solid as a rock!’ The words of pop music duo Ashford and Simpson, clearly having a premonition about Saints’s back-three, that they chose to express through a jaunty musical number. Anyway, that’s that, and this is this, and this is your auld da’s inviting you to join them for Episode 68 of The Dogger Saints Podcast.

We somehow manage to witter on for a bit about the 90 minutes of absolute nothing that took place between Saints and Ross County on Saturday, and assess where the squad moves forward after the international break.

With that out of the road, we’re joined by Ian as he attempts to take the top spot in the Saintsmaster leaderboard, and Andy has a crack at deciphering just who Wendy is. We’re also joined by DC Thomson’s Head of Sport and the token Saintee on A View From The Terrace, Sean Hamilton, to talk all things Saints, in a terrific chat.

Fancy some features? Why not! We see yet another entry into the ‘Top 16’ in this weeks Top of the Tops, come fly with us in this weeks trip to The Royal, and we take a bumper retro trip to Norf Lahndan in this weeks Club Shop of Shame.

Sam Miller’s legal agency! Danny Williams rugby career! Rotten fruit for a rotten club! We’ve got it all going down, and much more, so get yourselves comfy and strap yourselves in for Episode 68 of your old pals rambling nonsense. Get there!Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod