Candide by Voltaire.

Please enjoy an Audio Recording of the greatest satire ever (in Spliffkle's OR Eburnt's opinion, at least).

In this classic of literature Voltaire skewers Religion, Royalty, Government, Wealth, Philosophy, Love, Hate, War and everything else.  Other than the names (and some long outdated racist terms and stereotypes*-which I am sure our listeners will find as out of place as we do) this book is just as relevant now as the day it was written. 

*trigger warning-adult themes and anachronistic terminology.

Candide by Voltaire.

CHAPTER THIRTY-Conclusion

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Candide by Voltaire.

CHAPTER TWENTY NINE-How Candide Found Cunegonde and the Old Woman Again

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Candide by Voltaire.

CHAPTER TWENTY EIGHT-What Happened to Candide, Cunegonde, Pangloss, Martin  & C.

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Candide by Voltaire.

CHAPTER TWENTY SEVEN-Candide's Trip to Constantinople

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Candide by Voltaire.

CHAPTER TWENTY SIX-About a Supper that Candide and Martin Had with Six Strangers, and Who They Were

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CHAPTER TWENTY FIVE-Visit to Lord Pococurante, Venetian Nobleman

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Candide by Voltaire.

CHAPTER TWENTY THREE-Candide and Martin Pass the Shores of England. What They See There

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CHAPTER TWENTY TWO- What Happened in France to Candide and Martin

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Candide by Voltaire.

CHAPTER TWENTY ONE- Candide and Martin Approach the Coast of France: They Reason Together

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