Wooo! The Bandit is back for a great episode. We talk about Valentine’s Day and the age old ritual of dropping of Daaakk instead of a gift. We discuss some dating questions. DMX is tryna tell us something. Come on Chaka Khan... don’t hate me. It’s raining strippers! Stealing from Jesus is an auto ticket to HECK! Harriet Tubman is reppin for Wakanda. Fake Wu Tang financial. Kehlani is coming for YG’s neck. Amber rose makes things interesting. There’s a virus name corona and it will get you free pornhub HD! Join us folks

SUPER SPECIAL GUEST ASHLEY SEWELL! The lady bandit is back to give us an update on her new book called “This Crown”. We then play our new favorite game Over/Underrated. We discuss our favorite tv shows and why I’m crazy. We talk about Nike. Kanye still hasn’t come back from the sunken place. Oakland is not looking for bad folks to rent homes. Kelis and Pharrell are not cool. Tyler the creator had some stuff to say about the Urban GRAMMYs. We then finish out with some science hoe! Join us for another exciting episode!

REST IN PARADISE KOBE AND GIANNA! It’s a sad and somber day on the dope theory. We talk about the tragic passing of the great legend Kobe Bryant. I give some words of wisdom during these trying times. Charlamagne gives some weird gifts. How do you spend your pornhub time? Akon is the real life black panther! The Super Bowl is upon us so let’s take a pic. OBJ is after your cheeks next! Someone just set a strip club record y’all! We need more closed caption in porn or someone’s gonna get sued. More porn talk and then a little rap up! Join us!

BACK AGAIN FOR THE NEW YEAR! The bandit recaps his new year party and how he tapped into his third eye. We figure out what our New Years goals should be. We almost go to WWIII! I don’t wanna survive R Kelly anymore more. DaBaby hits a nigga wit apple juice. Grinder date gone wrong. Football predictions! We talk new music and future picking his 8 millionth baby mama! YG gets robbed and boosie has beef with the Kappas! Dave Chappelle give us some good words for the times.

SPECIAL GUEST EPISODE WITH AMADOR “THA ONE” IN THE BUILDING. WE TALK ABOUT LIFE AND HOW WE CAME TO MEET. WE DISCUSS THE WAYS OF MARTIAL ARTS AND HOW HE CAME TO TEACH IT. BRAND NEW GAME OVER/UNDERRATED. WE STILL TRYNA PROMOTE THIS ONLY FANS. EDDIE MURPHY IS ON THE RISE. STEPH CURRY WHIPS IT OUT. 3  BLIND STRIPPERS WALK INTO A BAR… HAIRCUTS ARE DANGEROUS. DR DRE IS MAKING MORE THAN BEAT IN THIS DECADE. DON’T BE AFRAID OF THAT FACIAL. THE TRASH IS OUT OF HAND. JOIN US WILL YA!

VERY SPECIAL PSYCHEDELIC CHRISTMAS EPISODE! The bandit is having a good time and can you guess on what? We talk about the values of the holidays and what this new year will bring. Subscribe to the dope theory only fans where all the hot podcast action happens. Fitbit is messy! Wakanda can trade with us! Who did let the dogs out and why! Tekashi update! Real hip hop will have its place. Keyshia and OT still got beef! Don’t smoke cigarettes bruh... Join Us!

AYO! PODCAST THERAPY IS IN SESSION! I talk about my drunkenness in 2019. Can we reach new heights in a new year?!?! I talk about my new job allegedly. I have a statement about the homeless. O-o-o it’s drug talk... you knooow... we talk this past weeks fights.  Relationship gangbang is a real thing. Robbin’ season is in full effect.  RIP juiceworld. Who gives a fuck about beef when you’re rich. Snoop Dogg wants to help your kid sleep. Smart house equals death. Join us!

HOLIDAY VIBES ARE IN FULL EFFECT! NEW LOGO TOO! We talk the holidays and why you have to work that ass for daddy this season. The bandit gives his take on some mini florida man cases. We talk a little about Kanye and his most recent album. Somebody Is smoking crack In a strip club?!?! Red table Is messy as fuck. Dolomite review. Billie D Williams Is giving out the D. UPS Is moving that weight. Drakes baby moms made some art for the pope. Don't get caught faking phone calls. I give my final thoughts on how to do a gender reveal.

SOLO MODE! We are back to our solo roots this week. I am chillin talking about the upcoming holidays. POPEYES CHICKEN SANDWICH REVIEW IS GOING DOWN. I break my cardinal rule a little bit. Someone is eating dessert out the toilet. The Brown Bomber beats someones ass. Men can stop having babies too. Tesla wants us to drive polygons. Don’t bleach your skin. Let Michael Jackson be dead yo. I give my 2 cents on Kaep Gate. Nip gets some Grammy nods (RIP) Disney Plus might be racist. Ja Rule got lucky. And Omarion supports his best friend to do his baby mama. LEGGO!

THE SAGA CONTINUES!!! The drunkness reaches new heights. We give our theories on an old Chris brown case. El chapos son is a beast. Christian tells us a super funny dark secret. Don’t work for Christians McDonalds lol. We review the Kanye album sort of. Kylie Jenners song sucks. New AirPods are here to make people feel poor. We give the drunkest out to to date. Join us!