The Dope Theory Podcast

MUY SERIO ONE LEG BANDITO. The bandit is back to talk about the weekend and the plain summer nights. FUCK THESE MASS SHOOTERS! We get serious and talk about the gun debate. The Dope Theory has some ideas for banging on the first date! I give my solid as a brick argument for The Wire! Football is back bitch and is the bandit here for it? Klay Thompson said don’t count out The Warriors and Tristan Thompson is still a weird worm holding an L. Rocky is out the Swedish hell on earth. Chance the rapper delivers a so-so album. Join on the new Monday drop day dope heads!

WE CAN GET GANSTA! Your homie the one leg bandito is back with vacation vibes for all. We go in-depth on his trip to The City of Angels. How it is to meet the parents. There is a discussion about where we see ourselves in the future. I talk about a crazy drug story that’s ends with an apology. Sports are corrupt and we know this man. Bow Wow is an asshole! Avengers is killing everything out here and I love it! Someone take me to the movies damn it. Kevin Garnet is dropping stacks. Nas new album lost tapes 2 was ok and some of this tape could stayed lost. Elon Musk is a part of the borg and wants us to join the hive mind. Please assimilate with us this week!

WE NOT DEAD YET! The Bandit is back with another thrilling episode. We recap the last couple weeks of what I’ve missed. Florida man is back to share his wisdom and his meth. A rapper tries to attract zombies. When a man loves a woman who loves another man and what that’s like. Little mermaid is gonna be lit. HBO still has some things to show you about life. Women are rapping about their vaginas and I hope everyone is here for it. SALUTE! RIP Nipsey! J.Cole drops a bomb on us and it’s amazing. No one will survive Area 51. The Russians have it already lol. Please leave Whitney Houston alone. And Erik delivers one final thought. Welcome Back Dope Theorists 

Time to get white girl wasted with the bandit and talk about our weekend. The Wu Tang show was dope but Erik has some questions. Fear and loathing helps give Erik the idea to give you a crash course in psychedelics. We talk about why Florida man is wreaking havoc on the land.  Someone may have a porn addiction and it’s not me. Cam Newton is giving out money for plane seats. How can a person steal a house? Lemme show you. Cardi B and the fighting strippers. Eating ass can kill... science bitch!

SHORTEST EPISODE EVER. The bandit is back to talk about living in the bay and his traffic conspiracy. Erik will return to Thotchella in the year 2020. Amazon may be a nasty hoe. Maverick vs the Beibs. Lil durk is fighting a serious case, OJ joins Twitter and America’s worst dad is giving his advice behind bars. Big Papì runs in to some big trouble in the D.R. Nas is for the children. The U.S. women’s soccer team is out to kill everyone. Also there is something in your food. Get you minds ready for a super short episode!

JOEWELL IS BACK! Special Guest Joewell “Tha J” is back on this week for the dopest, funniest and longest episode yet. We talk about what it’s like for J to be the Boss O.G. at work. Whiskey takes over and pimp slaps The Bandit on a Thursday. We play another game of “Would you rather?”. The Warriors vs Raptors and the story so far. Joewell shoots his shot in famous persons DM’s. I apologize to the J man for my doubts about Leveon Bell. BEYONCÉ VS RIHANNA DEBATE 2019! Dj Khalid cries us a river. Chefs give us advice on what to dodge at a restaurant. Ashley gives us her thoughts on BEYONCÉ VS RIHANNA DEBATE 2019! There is a wild ass sex island somewhere in the world. Also old people are going raw and it’s crazy. Join us Dope Theorist!!!

IT'S SUMMA TIME AND WE ARE HERE FOR IT!!! The bandit is back and refreshed with some good ass wine and some dope ass tales. This week we talk about doing LSD, drinking on the weekdays and I report in on my 4 months into being 30. I try and ponder why instagram models are so well traveled and what our dreams may be telling us about technology. New Lion King and the new Batman and how we feel about them. We have insights on sports this time around. R Kelly is even more nasty. Ray J remains undefeated. Apple is doing something weird. Come join me for the start of summer series.

Special guest Ashley “AP” Sewell joins us this week for the girlfriend edition of the episode. We talk about her career in education and what it’s like to teach in 2019. She gives us the definition of black girl magic and drops tidbits about her upcoming book. The bandit and AP watch some more clips from second chance and it’s filled with crazy shit! Florida man strikes again. Then we ponder why Ayesha? Someone brings crack to school. George Clinton is not to blame for you getting high. The Wu Tang Clan doc. And finally science that will intrigue you all. Joins for another dose sucka!

Special Guest Spencer Moore! We talk about his photography career. He tells us about his travels around the world and the best places he’s taken pictures. NEW GAME! We play Would You Rather? And it gets intense. Spoiler Alert! We talk Game of Thrones and Endgame from 1:15 to about 1:24. You’ve been warned. The fyre fest guy is back to give us a book. Spencer tells some band stories. Tyler the creator is gonna drop an album next week. Spencer drops some environmental knowledge that leaves our minds blown. And then we close out the show with of course drugs, porn and Uber. Join us this week !

Solo mode this week! The bandit is making sure you raise your kids right and show love to your mama this coming Sunday. He explains how he met a real life puppet wielding psycho at a cancer event. Advice corner is professional this week! We discuss how the met gala is a drug fueled event. Taylor Swift is now Swiper Swift with her dumbass. R.I.P to John Singleton! I am going back to Coachella for sure next year and no we can’t share a drink or blunt. People are watching too much Avengers porn before endgame came out. I can’t smoke and hike. Join me for another awesome week!