Do you use AI? Of course you do, even if you don’t know it.

Alexa, any assistance via phone or computer. AI is everywhere, even where you don’t realize it.

Ever used the following:

• Dial-up internet: Celebrate the symphony of connection — that screechy modem song, the thrill of 19,200 baud, and yelling at someone to get off the phone.
• Cassette tapes & Walkman: Rewinding with a pencil like a surgeon.
• Rotary phones & tethered conversations: You had to sit still to talk — imagine that.
• Maps: The original GPS — Guaranteed Panic System.
• Boredom as a feature, not a bug: We were forced to create, not consume.

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Would you want to live forever? I know there was a time when I did. I was young of course and living off of my grandparents.

I’m sure that even when I left home, I wanted to live forever for a bit. Youth is stupid like that. It’s easy to get caught up in the notion of living forever, when you have a great body, decent looks, likely to have your health.

Ask me today if I want to live to be 120 and I need to bring in my lawyers. I have lots of small print I need added. For example, only if I can reset my biological clock to 40 and keep it there.

Next, no chronic illnesses, e.g. arthritis, etc.

Then, I can’t be worrying about money, so I have to be RICH!

I’m sure I will think of a few more things, so as you can see I’m not messing around!

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