Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!RIP Maggs, Will & Grace v. Trump, Aziz or Isis, Tyler Skaggs' autopsy, Deo Dubbs, a 31-game-winner clogs a toilet, Kevin Hart's car accident and Rosemary tells us the secret to a 68-year-long marriage. RIP to Maggs who passed on Thursday after suffering complications from anesthesia. Drew did a deep dive on Aldo Nova, as the show is in disbelief that anyone likes 'Fantasy'.Justin Verlander threw his third no-hitter this weekend while the Tigers still suck. Who is going to fill in for Golden Tate? Trudi doesn't know but apparently his name reminds her of a cheap buffet.Tyler Skaggs' toxicology results showed fentanyl, oxycodone & alcohol, which contributed to his untimely demise. Denny McClain clogged the toilet at Red Shovel Studios... allegedly.Investigation Discovery had a story on a hockey player that had his wife beaten to death only to be taken down by his young daughter.Remembering Deo Dubbs, the octogenarian crackhead.Hurricane Dorian is picking up speed & growing in intensity, but it's still not enough to convince some people to leave, so we try calling them to help. Bombing hurricanes, icing the ocean & having F-16's fly in a counterclockwise formation around the eye of the hurricane to reverse the winds are some of the outside of the box ideas people have been coming up with for stopping storms. Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Twitter, either got hacked or turned into a crazy racist overnight.Will & Grace are demanding the names of everybody attending a President Trump re-election dinner with a $100K ticket price so they can never work with them again.President Trump's personal assistant got a little bit blotto & told a journalist that the President didn't like to be in photos with Tiffany because she's overweight.Kevin Hart messed up his back in a serious car accident in his vintage '70 Barracuda that he bought as a birthday present to himself.The list of Jeffrey Epstein's crimes just keeps growing, but it doesn't look like anybody is going to be going down for any of it.Alan Dershowitz is absolutely vicious in his denial of the claims that he had sex with an underage Virginia Roberts.Two of the alleged sex slaves from the cult of R. Kelly are busy fundraising to pay for Tom Mesereau as their leader's defense attorney.Rosemary & Francis Klontz have been married for 67 years. We call Rosemary to find her out the key to a happy marriage, which turns out to be wearing matching outfits & a little bit of Jesus.Sirhan Sirhan, the guy who shot & killed RFK, is still alive. We know this because he finally was attacked in prison.A Starbucks barista heard the name Aziz & wrote ISIS on the side of the customers grande mocha frappuccino in an unfortunate misspelling. We're not so sure 'Hippo' is a misspelling though. Texas has taken a progressive move & outlawed the transmission of unwanted dick pics.Pete Davidson has the next person that is ready to dump him. Somebody get Jon Cryer to resume his 'Pete Davidson beat'.James Franco & his girlfriend Isabel Pakzad are now officially a couple.Ann Marie LaFlamme's Instagram has been co-opted by podcast fans who are totally blowing our creeping. Listeners reached out on the Boner Line & shared a whole lot of love for Drew & Maggs. Call or text (209)-66-BONER to share your Maggs memories. Multiple members of the Cameo family have shared their sympathies with Drew following the passing of Maggs. Kevin Sorbo in particular had some very sage words for dealing with grief.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Pit bull defenders attack the Bonerline, Gary Graff checks in, a talk with the BJ realtor, AM 910 v. Nolan Finley, Millennials v. Boomers, and Righteous Rick checks in (on a timer) on Aaron Carter buying a gun. Nude crime blotter: Tampa Bay Rays prospect Blake Bivens' brother-in-law lead a naked police chase after killing Blake's wife, son, mother-in-law & dogs. Brian Pochron from Pontiac got arrested for pulling a public nude move. William Brown from Warren is facing charges after he got caught multi-tasking on his mountain bike. Former Dallas Cowboy, Ryan Russell, posted a picture with his boyfriend on Instagram to announce that he's 'at least bi'.Mr. Big Stuff Gary Graff carves out some time from his busy schedule to talk about upcoming events, Pink Floyd, and the best debut albums of all time.Aaron Carter is apparently stable enough to purchase an assault weapon. Righteous Rick has some thoughts on his phone friend, but is only allotted 5 minutes.The trailer for the new Joker movie with Joaquin Phoenix looks fantastic... which means it will probably be bad.Brad Pitt has a new space movie, but it's only PG-13 & not in 3D so nobody cares.Angelina Jolie is continuing to lose it as her adopted kid/executive producer Maddox is going to college.Everybody on the Boner line is so busy defending pit bulls that they forgot to hate on the show. Call or text (209)-66-BONER to share any opinions that YOU feel too strongly about. Summer Wordon broke her silence regarding her astronaut ex-wife Anne McClain stalking her from space.A car chase in LA went X-treme when the female driver bailed from the car & took to the roofs to do some parkour.Nolan Finley was fired from 910AM for 'being boring'.Todd Courser plead no contest to a 5-year-old case that he apparently ran out of energy to keep fighting.Joe Biden pulled a Brian Williams when he claimed he pinned a medal on a Navy Capitan who went to Afghanistan.AOC is declaring Millennials and Gen Z to be the 'Greatest Generation'. The Greatest Generation disagrees since the won a few big wars. Our resident Millennial and Boomers go at it while the Gen Xer in the room continues to be full of apathy.Trudi scheduled her Secretary of State appointment for 2:10PM but showed up to find 110 people in front of her in line. Turns out she scheduled her appointment for 2:10 on October 2nd. Drew's very curious to see how well Le'Veon Bell sitting out a season is going to go. The Jeffrey Epstein case is over now that the creep committed suicide, but Virginia Roberts is not letting up on Prince Andrew.Trustees from the Fyre Festival are suing Blink-182, Kendall Jenner & other influencers that cashed their checks for the gig that never occurred.More of the women that helped assist Jeffrey Epstein to get access to underage girls are being exposed.Mariel Miró put her new law degree through its paces by joining the defense team for El Chapo & Jeffrey Epstein for her first two cases.Realtor Miguel Calvo posted a picture of him getting a BJ amongst the photos of the lovely house he listed. We call Miguel to find out who to high five.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Trudi's house has ratcheted up it's war on her, we call Paul McCartney, Alan Dershowitz plays victim, do not make Judge Mathis wait, mobilizing male dancers, pork chop Freddie Mercury and we got a call from an old friend. Pete Davidson is headlining the "I'm not funny" comedy tour as he freaked out on his fans at UCF.BranDon's trying to blow Drew's My Bookie money on a crazy Lions bet.The DJ accused of refusing to un-crank the tunes when Bill Clinton asked her to turn it down is claiming it was a technological difference. We call Angelica the DJ, but we might be getting blown off.The Royal Oak cop that asked a black guy who looked at a white woman for his ID resigned & there are calls to have the supervisor who approved the call cancelled as well.If you have an emergency in Detroit, hopefully the hold time on 911 won't be too long.A news anchor on KOCO apologized for comparing her black co-anchor to a gorilla. He accepted the apology with her on-air, but it still isn't enough for the Twitterverse.Sting v. Brazil: Amazon Rainforest Fires. If they don't do something about it soon, he's going to write a mean song about them.Trudi's house decided to take 'turning on her' up a notch by giving her a $2,600+ water bill.Agustin Arbulu from the Michigan Civil Rights Commission has been BLOWN OUT after telling a co-worker to check out a fellow co-worker's ass. Judge Mathis allegedly spit in the face of his valet because it was taking too long to get his Rolls Royce.The mobilization of 300+ dancing men to the streets of Times Square was masterful.Everyone goes to the Zoo to see animals either fornicate or defecate.Somebody used a stolen car to ram BranDon's neighborhood liquor store & gain access to a $3,700 bottle of cognac. Dave Chappelle breaks down the Jussie Smollett case on his new Netflix special 'Sticks and Stones'.Alan Dershowitz claims he is now a victim of #MeToo because of the Jeffrey Epstein crimes.Freddie Mercury, much like Jesus, has been discovered in an edible item. This time it's a pork chop.Drew watched Rocketman the Elton John movie, but was a bit bummed out about the musical aspect of the flick.Corporate FM is a documentary about the swift & steady decline of terrestrial radio.Mike Babone gave Marc a ring after the show to catch up. Lawrence O'Donnell is sorry he reported some unverified news about President Trump getting loans from Russian billionaires tight with Vladimir Putin.Donald Trump Jr. re-tweeted the video of Bernie Sanders getting popped in the face by a speed-bag as proof that 'President Sanders' wouldn't be able to defend the country.We stumble upon Paul McCartney's 'number' & Marc's first impulse is to send it a dick pic.We give Andy Dick another shot, but end up getting a slightly less jovial voicemail message than the last time we rang.Some 33-year-old dope dropped $50 for Sophia Abraham to make a Cameo videos.25% of Gen Z is staring at screens for 10 hours a day, which honestly sounds a bit light.Ryan O'Callaghan claims that every NFL team has a gay guy or somebody who is 'at least bi'.Idaho taxpayers are on the hook for the gender reassignment surgery of an inmate who feels he shouldn't have been put in a male prison.The VMA's had their lowest ratings ever despite having Miley Cyrus on a Monday night.

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!John Travolta's new award show screw-up, the Michael Jackson MTV award is still a thing, Dave Chappelle's great new Netflix special, pen pals John Hinckley Jr & Ted Bundy, Taylor Swift lectures and Maz improves 2% during the show. Maz is back & feeling decent. He's currently at 78% and 5/8. Dave Chappelle's new Netflix special is hilarious & has already made the Michael Jackson accusers upset.Cobo Hall is being renamed because of racism, but the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award remains a prominent feature of the MTV VMAs.John Travolta tried to give Taylor Swift's award to a drag queen Taylor Swift.Shawn Mendes got busted for using the 'N' word on Twitter when he was 13, but he wasn't canceled.Miley Cyrus is so #deep that she performed a song in black & white on last night's VMA's. Her dad also performed, but Noah Cyrus was nowhere to be found.Drew's not too into Bella Hadid or Gigi Hadid.Seems that Hunter Biden wasn't the only family member trying to take advantage of 'Clueless Joe'.40 Patrons at a Sacramento water park got into a brawl after somebody yoinked somebody else's towel.After being fined by their HOA for leaving the Christmas lights up year-round, a lazy homeowner in Virginia stuck it to the man by winning an appeal to the lawsuit filed against them by the HOA. Maz also leaves his lights up all winter so he doesn't get sad.A Dayton man stabbed his father before leading police on a chase in one of their own cruisers that ended in an accident that killed two children.One of the air hostesses from the Lolita Express is breaking her silence about being raped by Jeffrey Epstein & Bill Clinton's frequent presence on the plane.Virginia Roberts is not laying off Prince Andrew. Leah Remini's finale of Scientology: The Aftermath was a little underwhelming, but the series overall was masterfully done.There was another pit bull attack in Detroit, this time dog on dog crime. Meanwhile Pitbull's been attacking the world.This Week in Soft Rock to Include: 67' an 18 year old Steve Winwood joined Traffic, 67' 150 Austrian Rolling Stones fans were arrested after a smoke bomb went off on stage, 77' Fleetwood Mac #1 with Rumors, 06' Marvin Gaye Park was opened in Washington D.C., 13' Paul McCartney restored an old Motown piano to send back to Detroit.Maz saw the Rolling Stones in Jersey, yet seems to have trouble naming songs on the setlist.Maz pulls the E-break & grinds the show to a screeching halt by announcing that Zach Zenner has been cut from the Detroit Lions.Dateline did a dive into John Hinckley Jr's diary & among the many crazy things unearthed is the revelation that Hinckdog was pen pals with Ted Bundy.Maz has improved 2% since the beginning of the show. Hopefully he'll make another 20% improvement in the next week.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Bill Clinton hates loud music, Aretha's uncashed checks, Lara Spencer apologizes to male dancers, a swinger emails the show, Elon Musk is full of it, Ann Marie LaFlamme Insta-update, and Drew almost falls victim to a scam.We're #304! We're #304! Anthony Fenech will be appearing on the ML Soul of Detroit podcast to address the Justin Verlander vs. Free Press fight.Mateen Cleaves seemingly got off because the jury felt that the defendant was a bad witness.Drew doesn't like shopping anymore because he's tired of being charity shamed. Today he almost fell victim to the 'save $10 now' scam.Dave Chappelle's new Netflix special tackles the gun crisis & looks fantastic. Chappelle also threw a special block party for Dayton with performances from Stevie Wonder, Kanye & Chance the Rapper.Leah Remini's A&E docuseries on Scientology is wrapping up with its final episode, but not before detailing the sexual assault allegations against Danny Masterson, aka DJ Donkey Punch.30 for 30 did a special podcast on V. Stiviano leaking the Donald Sterling tapes & the aftermath from the blackmail attempt. Breaking Red Shovel News: Eddie Murphy will host SNL for the first time in 30+ years on December 21st.Drew got flooded with emails from pit bull sympathizers that recognize that owners & training are an important part of the equation when determining fault in these vicious attacks. Unfortunately, he didn't get any emails from Pitbull supporters.Our swinger demographic has made contact with Drew to share a rather lengthy and convincing testimony for the lifestyle.Trudi's solution to astronaut Anne McClain beating stalking charges for snooping in her ex-wife's bank account is to simply stay in space.SolarCity is calling out Elon Musk for knowing nothing about solar power & now some people are saying Elon doesn't seem to know much about a whole lot of things.A DJ at the Maidstone Hotel refused to un-crank the tunes after Bill Clinton asked him to turn it down so he & Hillary could continue discussing politics. We call the club to see if the issue has been resolved, but we end up getting disconnected.Amongst the various wills that were found strewn about The Queen's house, over a million dollars in uncashed checks were found in Aretha Franklin's home.Troy Aikman actually got angry as he blasted Doug Gottlieb on Twitter for his comments on Andrew Luck's early retirement. Another Luck hater, Dan Dakich got his softness thrown back in his face. A Westland man was arrested and charged for dismembering the body of a woman recently found in Hines Park.A shooting in Harrison Township led to some great woman on the street audio.Deacon Hurmiz Ishak of Troy has been charged with multiple instances of sexual assault on a minor. Ann Marie LaFlamme's latest Instagram post about her dog involved 0 comments on her dog, but a lot admiring her 'dimples'.90 Day Fiance Other Way is a great way to learn about other cultures & find a bunch of people that are extremely hateable.Lara Spencer made a joke about Price George's son taking ballet lessons & social media was OUTRAGED!!! She then apologized by interviewing three male dancer leaving only the question of "What about laughing George Stephanopoulos.

Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) is here today!

RIP Richard Clark, Andrew Luck retires, an astronaut commits a crime from space, Lenny Dykstra v. Bagel Boss Baby, David Koch's death reaction, Jeffrey Epstein's playlists, Mindhunter, and we find new 'influencers' to hate in Jawline.

Skeleton crew in action today as BranDon is in the U.P. following the passing of Kristin's Grandpa. Hopefully he can control his gastric disturbances during the funeral.

Richard Clark, Mike Clark's father, passed this week at 98.

Drew's a little tired from ROCKING at The Smithereens concert last night at the Magic Bag.

Andrew Luck's retirement leaked causing him to have to hold an early press conference. Some fan's actually booed him. There is one 'fan' of which he should be scared- OJ Simpson.  Drew's buddy Jim Irsay did a cool thing by letting Luck keep his money.

Desmond Howard outraged the sports world Twitter world by recycling a joke from Chappelle's Show.

The video of Mateen Cleaves accuser trying to leave his hotel room was released. The jury took a little over 2 hours deliberate & find Cleaves not guilty of sexual assault.

If you like true crime, The Lies That Bind is a great watch on ID featuring Clay Aiken look-a-like Scott Rogers.

Speaking of Clay Aiken, what ever happened to his Green Beret friend?

Chris Thomas from the Detroit Free Press was called on to enlighten us about their investigation of Anthony Fenech vs. Justin Verlander.

Does anyone know what an ombudsman does?

If you've run out of informative murder porn to watch, season 2 of Mindhunter is a good way to tide yourself over.

Marc ended up starting & finishing American Factory despite not being into it because he didn't want to offend his buddy Netflix who recommended the turd.

Jawline on Hulu focuses on a 16-year-old who wants to become an influencer and his social media manager. He really wants to be the next Cameron Dallas. What's that dude been up to recently?

The biggest space story since the astronaut who drove 10 hours in a diaper involves Anne McClain hacking her ex-wife's bank account from space.

Famous businessman/major political donor David Koch passed away this weekend causing a certain segment of social media to openly celebrate. Luckily Alyssa Milano was there to scold all the people who weren't being so positive.

What kind of monster makes 19 Spotify playlists? Jeffrey Epstein.

Prince Andrew still has a lot of explaining to do after releasing more stupid statements about why him being BFF's with Jeffrey Epstein was no big deal.

Eddie Money is powering through another tour while receiving treatment for esophageal cancer. Get well soon!

Tommy Lee got bounced from Delmonico in New Orleans after he threw a fit for being asked to remove his hat, bro.

Chris Morgan, the Bagel Boss Baby, got smacked by Lenny Dykstra during the weigh-in for the 'celebrity' boxing match, September 28th.

Dolphins coach Brian Flores is defending 'abusing his power dynamic' by playing Jay-Z songs on repeat during practice as a way to motivate Kenny Stills on the field.

Remembering Dick Clark. Special thanks to Jeff at DrewandMike.org for the audio.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Justin Verlander v. Detroit Free Press, Trent Bolte updates us, True Crime Thursday, remembering Woodstock '99, the murder of Florence Unger, rapper Tee Grizzley shot at and we check in on Maz's illness. The summer of Maz has been suspended temporarily due to a couple emergency room visits, but some people are saying he was spotted at a National Coney Island today. We give Maz a call to find out how he's doing.Justin Verlander snubbed the Freep's Anthony Fenech. JV has since responded to the story claiming that he left a voicemail to send a different reporter.Jeffrey Epstein allegedly made horrible decisions while he was refracting, but was a business genius when he was about to shoot.Trudi had to build a ramp to get out of the iHeart parking lot after work because a construction crew was busy fixing the DAMN roads.The owner of the pit bulls that mauled a 9-year-old to death is being charged with murder.Tee Grizzley & his aunt/manager were shot in Detroit on Tuesday. Tee survived, while his aunt died after being rushed to the hospital.Tekashi 6ix9ine fears for the safety of the 6ix9ine family after snitching on everyone.Investigation Discovery covered the local murder of Florence Unger last night. SIST: The actor portraying her murdering husband Mark was too hot to play that loser.Ghosted follows in the footsteps of MTV's Catfish by attempting to connect the ghosted party with the ghostee.We talk to Trent Bolte about the upcoming Lifetime documentary on the Chris Watts murder case & find out that he's made contact with Chris since our last interview. Schuyler French Bates tried to freak his ex-girlfriend out by saying he posted a sex tape of her on PornHub & threatened to send it to her parents. The ex-girlfriend responded by contacting police, having him arrested for revenge porn & suing him for $100K.A 15-year-old from Florida with some sweet pink tube socks was arrested after threatening to bring his father's rifle to school & kill at least 7 people.Former New Jersey police officer John Formisano went on a homicidal rampage killing his wife & her boyfriend, but he says he's not at fault because he 'blacked out'.The turd who got shoved for getting in a lady's face about parking in a handicap space, then shot the guy who shoved him, is fighting the case on the basis of self-defense rather than standing his ground.'Break Stuff: The Story of Woodstock '99' seems like an interesting podcast. It leads us down a YouTube rabbit hole.Bruce Springsteen managed to save Peter Gabriel & the Human Rights Now! show in Montreal with one kick-ass show!Trudi is going to be at the Renaissance Festival this Sunday for WLLZ since she still cannot say 'no'.BranDon's farts were the real star of the week.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Jeffrey Felix on guarding Jeffrey Epstein, Jeff Bezos parties, too much Pitbull, terrible XFL team names, a new Bonerline, coming out of both ends at a Vanderpump restaurant and Jenni Lee, the homeless Porn Star.The podcast is doing great, but Drew can't believe that it's real. Drew got his drained snaked cause somebody let a plastic bag get stuck down there.Some people are fearing an incoming recession, but President Trump has plans to battle it with a tax cut and saying it's not going to happen.Does anyone care about the national debt? Besides the nerd that made this website.Mayor Fouts' competitor in the upcoming Warren mayoral election wants to come on the show.Bill Gates won't say why he was hanging with Jeffrey Epstein presumably because he's scared of Melinda.The El Paso shooter is under suicide watch.Jeff Bezos celebrated a successful Prime Day by throwing a free concert for the non-warehouse Amazon employees. Jeffrey Felix, the man who 'Guarded The Juice' calls the studio to talk about the mishandling of Jeffrey Epstein & how he could've guarded him better. He also becomes are official Area 51 correspondent for the upcoming Area 51 raid.OJ Simpson took time out of his golf game to address the Twitter world about the Ezekiel Elliot & Jerry Jones spat. Jeff Bezos' Instagram is full of pictures of him trying to act like a normal person.Shawn King allegedly asking Larry to change his will up a bit was the precipitating event that caused Larry to divorce her & cut her out of the picture.Ezekiel Elliot should apologize for his athletic privilege.Mateen Cleaves was found not guilty in his recent sexual assault trial that involved the woman crawling naked out of the room while crying & screaming for help. Remember the time that Charlie Bothuell V got lost in his own basement and his dad was fake surprised?Trudi wishes WWJ a happy 99th birthday... a day late.Maz Update: Until they can figure out what is wrong with Maz, they've hooked him up with some 'roids to help him deal with the pain.The XFL has released a list of team names & logos that are X-tremely lame.Former Pro Bowler Mario Williams called the cops on himself after breaking into the mother of his child's house to get himself arrested.A 9-year-old in Detroit was mauled to death by 3 pit bulls over the weekend prompting Nolan Finley to write an article about the problem with killer dogs in Detroit.Does Vinny Stubbs still hate the artist Pitbull?A patron at Lisa Vanderpump's SUR restaurant became so violently ill after eating 'white fish in an orange cream sauce' that she had it coming out of both ends.Drew thinks Noel Gallagher is the brains behind the operation that was Oasis, but everybody else knows him as the boring brother. The new Roger Ailes movie coming out begs the question, why so many Roger Ailes flicks?Elton John's claims that he was able to offset Prince Harry's carbon footprint by throwing money at it.Cardi B went from interviewing Bernie Sanders to telling NYPD to 'suck a fart and suffocate'.Miley Cyrus & Kaitlynn Carter are in desperate need of a crotch post after being spotted dry humping & making out at a club in West Hollywood. Jenni Lee used to be one of the top 100 porn stars in the world, but now she's living with homeless people in the tunnels under Las Vegas. We check out some of her work & while BranDon checks out Johnny Sins.The cast of season 28 of Dancing With The Stars is a big dud with such names as Karamo Brown, Lamar Odom, Christie Brinkley & Sean Spicer amongst others.Today's Boner Line got a bit personal with BranDon. Be sure to call or text (209)-66-BONER to show BranDon & the rest of the show some love... or not.Clueless Joe Biden opened his mouth again & another gaffe came flying right out.

BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Larry King's back on the market, Jeffrey Epstein's egg-penis, why Woodstock 50 failed, actors that want to be musicians, Bagel Boss Baby loses another fight, "What Happens Next on Cops" and Maz is out sick.Thanks to Mitchell, Ryan & Dean for dropping off some goodies for Maggs & Layla. The dogs also had a house call from a vet to get their shots.Jeffrey Epstein has an egg-shaped dong.Prince Andrew has been busted by the flight manifest on Lolita Express & some people are calling for him to be kicked out of the royal family.Drew doesn't think there are a lot of actors that have had terribly successful crossover careers as musicians... except for Hutch, aka David Soul(berg).Paul Michael Glaser is best known for his wife having AIDS.The four guys arrested for terror plots recently were losers that were obsessed with mass shootings & thought they were hot. Rashida Tlaib's most recent crusade against facial recognition software has caused Drew to want a restraining order on the entire squad & President Trump.BranDon's farts disrupt the podcast again so we take some time to analyze his diet & see what might be the cause of his gastric disturbances.Joe Biden is still doing well in the polls, but some people feel like he may wander off the campaign trail.Larry King got tired of watching Shawn King bone other guys so he filed for his 7th divorce. In order to keep one of his underage sex slaves in bang-able territory, Jeffrey Epstein had another one his underage sex slaves marry her to get her citizenship.Fergie is back with Prince Andrew now that it's harder for him to act on his alleged pedophile desires.Breaking News: The bass player for Canned Heat, Larry Taylor, is 'Going Up to the Country" in the sky.Lindsie Chrisley Campbell is breaking her silence after her dad, Todd Chrisley, bought her sex tape & attempted to use it as a bargaining chip to make her testify properly in his recent tax evasion case.Emily Ratajkowski is now modeling with armpit hair to get some extra attention.There is a lot to unpack on the most recent edition of What Happens Next? on COPS.We're having another Mazless Mazday as Tom is in the emergency room & nobody quite knows what's happening.Antonio Brown's latest classy act is to stiff the chef he hired to cook for him at the 2018 Pro Bowl.Jay-Z bucked the trend of consulting Colin Kaepernick before taking a job & social media is none too pleased.Where does Hunter Biden reside on the list of scumbag kids of politicians?The guy who yoinked Frances McDormand's Oscar, pretended it was his & used it to get laid will not be prosecuted.Prince Harry is taking so many private jet trips that Elton John is trying to help him offset it by donating enough money to undo the Prince's carbon footprint. Chuck Woolery was trending on Twitter... not because he's dead, but because he said "racism has nothing to do with race".Piers Morgan made an interesting point about liberal ideals while speaking to Ben Shapiro on Turning Point UK.The Bagel Boss Baby threw some adorable shin kicks at a normal sized guy in the middle of a casino at 2:30 in the morning.If the original Woodstock were to happen today, Millennials would never be able to pull it off.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!The Jizzlaine Maxwell In-N-Out photo might be fake, we call a man fighting for the right to land his chopper anywhere, Michael Jackson was weird, Drew's mushroom, Rashida Tlaib did something, 'bloids are back and BranDon's neighbor wins Twitter.Attorney General Barr has fired the Federal Bureau of Prisons director because he cannot fire the warden at the actual prison where Jeffrey Epstein died.Jeffrey Epstein wasn't actually a great trader, he was just Bernie Madoff with a propensity for sex trafficking.Norm Macdonald found the one good thing Jeffrey Epstein accomplished.We're calling Jeffrey R. Epstein to give him a heads-up that some other dude with the same name is sullying the good name of Jeff Epstein's everywhere. TOOL is now the first band ever to occupy all the spots on Billboard's top 10 digital music downloads chart-Bloop!.Trudi gets credit for noticing that the photo of Jizzlane Maxwell at In-N-Out was FAKE days before Inside Edition did some stellar investigative work to prove the picture was made with Adobe Cellomophare.A witness has broken their silence to say they say the saw the incident where Don Lemon allegedly put his stinky crotch hands in a dude's face.Kfir Baranes decided to surprise a lady friend by landing his chopper in her yard for a birthday party & ended up getting fined by a buzzkill cop that felt he needed a helipad. We call Kfir to hear about his fight with the Coral Springs police department.The Rashida Talib story just won't end... meanwhile an asbestos bomb went off in her district & nobody is saying anything about that. Everyone seems to be getting cancelled these days except Jesse Smollett who faked a hate crime & wasted massive city resources.Breaking News: Jeffrey Epstein's will was finalized 2 days before his murder suicide, leaving the bulk of his money to his brother.Trudi compliments Drew on his nice mushroom. Breaking News: Katie Holmes & Jamie Foxx are done pretending they're not a couple & are now officially not a couple.Get ready for Sheryl Crow to be attacked by Michael Jackson fans because she "saw really strange" things while touring with Jacko.Ashley Graham's put a picture on social media of stretch marks all over her pregnant body that everyone must like no matter what.The turd who sucker punched Andy Dick outside One Eyed Jacks bar claims it was because Andy grabbed his junk a whole hour earlier when he was backstage. We call Andy to find out how his recovery is going & are greeted with a fun new outgoing voicemail message.William Shatner was so determined to do something about his wife's drowning even though he couldn't do anything.Jada Pinkett & Will Smith are allegedly separated... again.Céline Dion is being corrupted by her younger boy toy who is under suspicion.Angelina Jolie's brats are tired of wearing salvation army & want mom to fork over the cash for some designer duds.Flip It With Disick follows Lord Disick as he skillfully flips houses in Malibu...except he knows nothing about real estate.Jason Statham's neat freak tendencies are keeping him single.Russell Crowe is having a bit of trouble losing the weight he gained for playing Roger Ailes. Britney Spears & Elton John are also ballooning up along with Russell.The trailer for the new Eddie Murphy movie Dolemite Is My Name was great, but some people are saying it was a little too long.8 out of 10 people cry at work. This also in, 8 out of 10 people are soft.I Am Patrick Swayze is a new documentary on the late actors life & is mistitled.Following the success of Jason Carr's classic rock bracket, WDIV has released a bracket to determine which athletes Detroit sports fans despise the most.Preseason college football rankings are out with Clemson on top, Michigan at #7 & MSU at #18.The top sports podcasts on iTunes is about fantasy sports instead of real world sports. BranDon's neighbor, Marcus, is pretty skeptical about a certain ladies' claim.