Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!El Chapo guilty, Melinda Gates demands equal time, loose lips Lauren Sanchez, Jussie Smollett's phone records, Page vs. Pratt, Drew met Dustin Hoffman and Maz's movie recap takes forever.El Chapo es culpable. He faces life in prison or until he escapes again.The roads are so bad that a car slid off the road & hit Drew's P.O.S. house.Drew is beaming with papillon pride. One that is the exact opposite of Maggs wowed the crowd at the 2019 Westminster Dog Show.Ellen Page thinks Chris Pratt is a horrible person because his church is mean to people. She also blames Trump & Pence for the Jussie Smollett situation.Geoffrey Fieger is the one who's "not giving in". He's loves Detroit so much he'll prove it by kicking your ass.Marc's watching an exciting game between Man U & PSG, but turns it off so the ladies can watch The Bachelor.Colton the boring Bachelor kept things boring with one of the least sexy seasons of The Bachelor in show history.People are turning on the Jussie Smollett story after he supplied Chicago PD with heavily redacted phone records.Purse Watch: Charlie Neff's purse is getting bigger. Crack, meth & passing bad checks, all ingredients for a killer episode of Love After Lockup.We check out some of the great talent on Meet-An-Inmate.com that are looking for love after lockup.Speaking of talent, Clayton Paterson has some new HOT content he'd like to share with Instagram & his children.Melinda Gates is doing amazing work with the foundation despite deadweight Bill dragging her down.The breathiest human being ever spoke at the John Dingell funeral. Two planes full of congressional mourners couldn't make it to the funeral due to the terrible weather here.Maz-sequiturs: The Birmingham 8 is Maz's new favorite theater (and Maz doesn't care about Drew's Dustin Hoffman story). The Green Book & Vice were both phenomenal movies. Maz saw Adam Sandler live with friend of the show Rob Schneider as the opener. Maz apparently is a minor Anti-vaxxer.More groups of educated minors are fighting their nutjob antivax parents to get access to life saving vaccines.This week in soft rock to include: 39' Elvis Presley's Dad released from prison for check fraud, 64' The Beatles landed at JFK before being driven to the Ed Sullivan show, 69' George Harrison has his tonsils removed & destroyed, 75' Phil Spector injured in a serious car accident, 97' Prince Michael Jackson was born.Jeff Bezos Update: Lauren Sanchez allegedly leaked some of Bezos' peen picks to her friends.The Kareem Hunt video is a little Ray Rice-ian but that doesn't seem to bother the Browns.
The amazing incredible shrinking billionaire & his wife. ©CBS
Just a 60-year-old man checking his phone for new messages. ©Instagram
Clint from Love After Lockup once got like 3 feet of air. ©WEtv/Starcasm