Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today.2019 starts with a celebrity death square, Louis CK made some people mad, Kevin Spacey's losing it, Aretha scammed the IRS, John Bobbitt bobs up and we call a payphone that isn't a payphone.Happy New Year! NBC missed the countdown and Chrissy Teigen talked about her vagina... again. Anderson Cooper took shots of tequila like a champ. Meanwhile, Kathy Griffin used Twitter to vent her frustrations about her contract negotiation skills with CNN. Super Dave Osbourne/Marty Funkhouser, aka Bob Einstein, entered a death triangle with WWE legend Mean Gene Okurland & Ray Sawyer from Dr Hook.Since when is a good football game something that nobody wants to watch? Apparently, when it's a pointless bowl game. Bevo didn't like the way UGA the bulldog was eyeballing him so he broke down his barricade & attempted to stomp the little doggie. Trudi's new year's resolutions include some good ol' fashioned murder, while BranDon attempts to lower his sugar intake & Marc resolves to establish a better work/life balance.People who probably haven't ever listened to Louis C.K got very mad over Louis' leaked set.Louis C.K is also in trouble because somebody dug up an old interview with Louis & Chris Rock where he uses the N word pretty freely. Cameron Dallas, or Dallas Cameron, took a very handsome mugshot after being arrested for assault for popping some dude in the face & giving him a bloody nose.Justice Beaver got a sick face tattoo to go along with his dirt 'stache.Kevin Spacey is going a bit nuts going around in public wearing ski masks & putting out amateur videos edited in iMovie where he begs for his job back. SIST: How long is 3 minutes?The big story of 2019 are the out-of-control zoos with animals going wild & eating people.'The Kentern' is starting her own podcast & she has a GoFundMe setup to help pay for some studio startup expenses. Tiffany Haddish bombed in Miami on NYE and, for some reason has people supporting her for not doing her job.Netflix says that 45 million people worldwide tuned into Bird Box, but after doing some independent research BranDon is suspicious somebody is flubbing the numbers.Escape At Danmemora was an excellent series minus the minor complaint of issues with the brightness/white balance.KTLA morning anchor Chris Burrous was found dead of a suspected overdose in a Days Inn with some random dude. The Last Days Of JFK JR is a 2 hour special on the last vestige of American royalty that died because he wasn't instrument rated & couldn't tell which way was up or down.25 years later John Bobbitt bobs up in a new interview with ABC News about getting his junk lopped off.Turns out Aretha owes some taxes, but she's dead so she wins.Pay-phones are almost a thing of the past so we try to give some a call, but end up calling a random family's landline.Paul McCartney went all 'T-Pain' on his latest single Get Enough busting out some auto-tune in a Kanye-esque fashion.Breaking Death News: The Captain has been relieved of his life duties.
Louis CK made some people upset by telling jokes. ©Cara Howe/Netflix
The wall Trump should build is the 4th wall in front of Frank Underwood. ©YouTube