Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today for a weekend "Best of" the podcast edition.

It's been years since we've got ahold of Count David Wimp. We had a great time reconnecting with him, as did he. We also learned that BranDon has a connection to the Count.

The Face Eating Frat Boy Austin Harrouff's dad went on Dr. Phil to blabber out a completely incoherent excuse for why his son would've never dun dOn deN done anything like that. Drew still has yet to take "Bathsalt BP".

Lenny Dykstra has been in the news recently. We had him on a while back & he was great.  He let loose on Mickey Rourke's stupid little dog amongst other topics.

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Late post due to losing power at the end of the show; Roseanne v. Ambien; Paris Jackson v. rain; Michel Rubini from the Wrecking Crew calls in to talk about the music he made & the women he laid; social media has thoughts on Brigitte Nielsen's pregnancy & the Bachelorette is back & fill to the brim with douche.

Roseanne is blaming her unfunny jokes on the Ambien Walrus. But don't worry fans, the cast is meeting today to figure something out because they are very concerned about their j̶o̶b̶s̶ fans. FAKE!!

Donald Trump inserted himself into the Roseanne controversy by asking for an apology from Bob Iger & calling out a perceived media bias.

Weezer did an uninspired cover of Africa from Toto, but they didn't really have fun with it or make it their own. 

In order to thwart a massive global malware attack from the Russians all you need to do is unplug your router, wait 30 seconds & then plug it back in... easy.

Charlie Sheen wants to replace Roseanne with a reboot of him on Two & A Half Men. Trouble is Charlie died his way out of the show last time.

Maz update: Maz blew off Drew & the game last night to clean his house before his parents arrival & he still won't take his autographed DMP shirt that's been laying around the studio for weeks.

Mary Kay Letourneau has the ugliest cry face ever.

"Conspiracy Al" calls in to touch base on the Michael Anthony debate yesterday & concedes that Drew was right! We also find out that Al has one of the weakest connections to Maz possible & find out what Maz's vetting process consists of- nothing.

Former wife of Flavor Flav & Celebrity Rehab alum Brigitte Nielsen got knocked up at the terminal age of 54.

Michel Rubini has a new book Life In The Key Of Rubini. He calls the studio to talk about playing with The Moknkees, Frank Zappa & the Wrecking Crew. Michel also tells us about switching from ROCKING to composing, dealing with loving an addict, working for Jimmy Bowen & partying HARD!

ABC seemingly uses Maz's vetting process for the contestants on the Bachelorette.

NOFX thought they could pull off a Vegas massacre joke at their latest show. Dave & Mahoney in the morning are taking a hard stand against NOFX.

"Active Shooter" the school shooting simulator got pulled off of Steam before it's release.

Paris Jackson noped out of a DIOR fashion show after alleging that the company was torturing the horses. DIOR alleges that it was really because she couldn't deal with a little rain.

Jermaine Jackson's ex wife wants $35K/month for spousal support. It, once again, leaves us in the position of defending someone we don't want to defend.

Francis Bean Cobain's ex is suing Courtney for putting a hit on him.

It's male model vs. human chicken on the Bachelorette.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand no power.

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The Goose Strangler from Wednesday's Tigers game joins us, it's Samantha Bee's turn to face the mob, the loser millennial has finally moved out of his parent's house, the "no more guns for you" rule is applied to more people & we recover from Drew's shack losing power yesterday.

Back in the studio of SKANK!!! DTE finally got the power back on. Some people are saying all they had to was unplug it & plug it back in.

Drew had a tweet that referenced Michael Jackson & it brought out all the Jacko fans together against him.

Samantha Bee called Ivanka a feckless C & people are quick to compare this to the Roseanne debacle calling for TBS to cancel her show.

Why can't Michigan fix any infrastructure? Basement flooding is a HUGE problem around metro Detroit but apparently Trudi doesn't have to worry about it because she lives up on a hill... OooOoOooo!!!

Nikolas Cruz filmed a pretty chilling pre-massacre video. SIST: He forgot to turn his phone sideways or film anything worthwhile.

In the latest case of NO MORE GUNS FOR YOU, Macomb County Executive Mark Hackel got his gun yoinked from the car sitting in front of his house.

The goose that ran into the scoreboard at Comerica Park is OK due in part to the quick thinking of Dr. Kathy who snapped into action & saved the stupid bird. We call the Doc to get a status update on the goose & confirm that the best way to wrangle a goose is by hitting it over the head then choking the crap out of it. Drew also runs his theory that the dogs think the car is a time machine by Dr. K & we hear how her first pitch attempt went.

NOFX is so punk that they won't apologize for the Vegas Massacre jokes. As a result, NOFX & their opening acts have been removed from upcoming tour dates.

A chick on a New Jersey beach found out the hard way that if you resist arrest & spit on a cop, cops don't care if you're a woman.

Tom Arnold went on Anderson Cooper to say that he called Roseanne screwing up the reboot right from the start.

The new list of hot baby names is just ridicKulous!

David HOGG wants to protest Fed Ex claiming the CEO is a huge NRA donor. The CEO says he's never donated & isn't a member.

Larry King's brat got a courtesy draft pick from The White Sox.

Loser Michael Rotondo finally moved out of his parent's house, but not before calling police on his daddy.

Some pretty cheap lodging arrangements can be made on Airbnb... provided you're OK with sleeping on some dude's futon while he's still in the other room.

The parking at Emagine Royal Oak SUCKS!!! And other movie theater observations.

Where did Blanket Jackson come from?

Breaking News: Samantha Bee lost Auto Trader as a sponsor.

Tom Cruise OT8 Update: Top Gun 2 Electric Boogaloo filming has started. The new Mission Impossible trailer is out & it's packed full of Cruise doing BADASS stunts.

Charlie LeDuff wrote an article on DTE's repeated power outages & negligence. 

Trudi's shin is pretty in pretty gnarly shape after falling during a rollerblading incident.

Brashear Tower a predominately senior apartment complex has been going on for days & is going to take another week to fix. We call Joyce who is a resident in the building.

Donald Trump is pretty loose with the pardons & wants to throw one to his former Celebrity Apprentice contestants Rod Blagojevich & Martha Stewart.

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"Ha! That's my dad!"

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Roseanne goes bye-bye, everything is a conspiracy, Starbucks "closed" today, a sleepy Dearborn Heights officer, day 3 with a "Toilet Seat Barney" related call & Morgan Freeman: creepy old man or harasser?

Maz is running a little late for Maz day, but he brought food to make up for it. We can't go too late with the podcast tonight though cause Maz has to get back to clean the house before his parents get there.

Drew had a Pretty Woman moment while shopping for watches at Hermes. OOooOooo!!!!

ABC wasted little time in canceling Roseanne's show after making a stupid unfunny tweet at 2:45AM.

Maz claims to not be involved in social media much anymore... FAKE!!!

Barney Smith's daughter Julia Murders unsolicitedly calls in to tell us about the book signing, the whereabouts of Bob Peterson & we try to guilt Julia into getting her Dad some help with the leaves.

The Vegas Knights blew their budget on the pregame show... again.

Maz doubles down on some of the worst separated at births in the history of the show.

Ray Bennett is spearheading a conspiracy that the NHL is fixing the Stanley Cup games for Vegas.

Not a sports podcast: Golden State beat the Rockets & will be meeting the Cavs in the Finals for the 4th year in a row.

Harvey Weinstein got perp walked before bailing out immediately & having his attorney make a statement.

Morgan Freeman is losing jobs for being creepy old man. He released a video that he says proves he wasn't perving out & is suing CNN for running the story on his alleged harassment.

Starbucks 'closed' today... at 2:30pm for racial bias training.

A crowd has never turned on someone as fast as the white chick singing the 'N' word on stage at the Kendrick Lamar concert.

A badass dude in Lansing built his own KITT from Knight Rider complete with an actual working voice.

Parents are pissed about the new Active Shooter game that lets YOU feel what it's like to be a  ̶l̶o̶s̶e̶r̶ ̶ school shooter.

Munir Sirhan didn't call us back so we leave another voicemail to entice him to come on the show.

Cedar Point lost power & the people stuck on the Millennium Force were FRYING.

A Dearborn Heights officer got caught sleeping in his squad car.

William Brashear Tower is a predominantly senior apartment building that is taking it's time getting the A/C fixed.

The top 8 people that Maz hates is out & it's accurate.

Obama is getting flack for his Netflix deal with people saying he's pretty quick to cash in.

A woman was found dead in an MGM Grand hotel room & Maz found a way to make it all about him.

Alan is an expert on JFK but only has a tertiary knowledge of RFK despite what Maz says. We call him to get some details on the RFK assassination & end up getting an unexpected angle. Alan also has a quick info dump on Van Halen.

Yesterday was the 20 year anniversary of Phil Hartman's grizzly death.

Show & Tell gets pushed till next week.

Where'd the blood go?

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Happy Memorial Day!

Mike W. Clark has been spending some time at Torch Lake lately & it sounds like Butt Mike has been wreaking some havoc on the plumbing.

Since we're talking about crappy lodging arrangements, Marc looks up a couple 1 star hotel reviews.

Scientology has been in the news lately so we try to make a call to one of the guests on Leah Remini's new docu-series but Drew ends up showing off his bilingual abilities instead.

Drew blows in a call to Zip to catch up on old times.

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A good protest doesn't interrupt daily life, RFK Jr perpetuates yet another Kennedy conspiracy theory, more details about the 30-year-old loser kicked out of mommy & daddy's house, Johan Franzen's head is a mess and we follow up with Barney at the Toilet Seat Museum.

Drew's back from his trip to Chicago & he forgot turn the A/C on before he left. Consequently the Deals In The D Studio is HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!

Kwame Kilpatrick's big headed boys have released a terrible song track to raise money to #FREEKWAME. Drew tweeted about the campaign & one of the "big headed boys" replied with to Drew to get the 'real' facts.

The media is getting off on saying that "Seamen has been discharged from the hospital" & other various jizz jokes.

David Hogg hosted a 'die in' at Publix to protest the company's donations to republican candidates & Publix backed down to the Parkland brats. Meanwhile customers went on with their lives.

RFK Jr. wants a new investigation into his father's killer after being convinced by Sirhan Sirhan that he didn't do it. We try to call Munir Sirhan not to find out about that but to ask about the double naming of his brother.

Lenny Dykstra is not receptive to our attempted "Pearl Harboring".

We have a pretty thin premise for calling Andy Dick so might as well go for it.

Drew 's brother had a baby that could be the star of a show called babies I don't care about.

Is LeBron the GOAT? Marc says yes, Drew still is in love with Jordan & Trudi dreamweavered straight out of the room.

A Kalamazoo girl was nearly murdered by her clingy older boyfriend who thought he was super hot. NO MORE BOYFRIENDS FOR YOU!!! 

Michael Rotondo's baby momma has broken her silence to reveal that if the complete turd is successfully evicted he's unlikely to make it on his own very long.

Rotondo's situation highlights the increased issues that young straight white men are having with direction & motivation or if they just want an excuse like other "groups"

Casey Anthony's mom still believes that the Tot Mom had no involvement in the death of Caylee.

Johan Franzen landed in an unfortunate 'where are they now'. He's currently undergoing treatments for post concussion syndrome at a facility in Colorado.

Some Nikki calls back to let us know that she is not Michael Rotondo & accuses BranDon of not knowing area codes, which he doesn't.

Barney Smith from the Toilet Seat Museum had his book signing this weekend. We call up Barney to find out how the signing went. Big surprise as he talks and talks and talks.

The A/C might be busted cause the temps in the studio haven't fallen one degree since the start of the show.

Marc ordered a new swing-set with slides & the dude being paid to set the thing up is making it into a multi-day DISASTER!!! Charlotte loves the thing but Marc thinks the unattached ladder, missing pieces & screws sticking out may pose a slight problem.

Brandon was at Andy Dick's house?

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Morgan Freeman takes a turn with #MeToo, Harvey Weinstein is actually getting arrested, our Cuzin' Reggie Reg's background doesn't look too good, we talk to 97-year-old Barney at the Toilet Seat Museum & Drew's pre-show workouts need to be stopped!

Sexual assault roundup: Nicole Eggert might have had a case against Scott Baio if it wasn't so long ago, Moses Farrow is defending Woody Allen now & Morgan Freeman may have to retire as the voice of God after being #MeToo'd. 

Jeffery Tambor is a DICK!

Jack Lessenberry is saddened that the allegations against him surfaced. So much so that he quit another job out of kindness to the listeners.

Kledi Pllumaj didn't get thrown out of the country but into.... the HALLLL OF SHAME. What's that name again?

Drew's been hitting the gym for a pre-show workout to get some 56" pecs, but Marc thinks it's been zapping his energy. Hopefully he doesn't turn into Richie Incognito & start chucking dumbbells on his playground.

M.L. Elrick's latest story on Wayne County Commissioner Reggie Reg Davis reveals that God wants Reg to be on the Charter Commission.

A terminally ill cancer patient wants to play the national anthem on his harmonica for a Detroit Tigers. SIST: WXYZ made him lip sync for his demo tape.

David Letterman went on Seth Meyers & gifted Seth a tick that he picked up out of huge bushy beard.

Michael Jackson knows just how a kid thinks... because he's a pedophile. He also encouraged people to go 'full jack' frequently in order to avoid raping women. 

After Drew got his feelings hurt by yesterdays separated at birth he decides to make provisions for a studio safe space & we watch an excerpt from Vice News on censoring comics & a newer softer generation.

Harvey Weinstein is turning himself in to NYPD to be arrested on sexual assault charges.

A Texas woman got pulled over for DUI & falsely claimed the officer sexually assaulted her to try to get out of it.

Michael Rotondo, the giant LOAD, gave up all career prospects to father his child despite never living with him.

A cable guy was in a woman's house to work on her "box" when she took his hand, placed it on her boobs & proceeded to smile & blow him. He wasn't down with that & had her arrested for sexual assault.

We were trying to call some scammers to settle delinquent balances but end up owing nothing.

Olivia Munn has broken her silence on Aaron Rodgers relationship with his family.

The Matt Patricia story still has some serious hangtime.

The Toilet Museum owner & king of the commode Barney Smith is thinking of calling it quits so we give him a call to talk about a nativity scene toilet seat, celebrity toilet seats, having a piece of the Berlin Wall for a toilet seat, competing with the Alamo for tourists, the Saddam Hussein toilet flusher, his new book The King of The Commode, his upcoming birthday/block party/book signing, not having a Donald Trump seat, raking leaves till 9pm with a rake in one hand & a walker in the other, his cooking adding to his wife's long levity, who gets the toilet seats when he's gone, homeland security shaking down Barney for $10M to protect the museum & being super accident prone.

Marc reads some reviews of the Toilet Seat Museum & everybody loves Barney.

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New trouble for Lenny Dykstra, GMA actually interviewed Lil Tay, USC has their own version of Larry Nassar, K-Fed needs more Britney money for vacations & video games, Drew's doppelganger and we get pumped for the summer's hottest music festival- Softchella.

Mick Jagger is in pretty good shape these days & rocked out with Liam Gallagher last night in London.

A federal judge ruled that President Trump has to unblock Rosie O'Donnell on Twitter.

Obama is still having a great time out of office as he managed to make it to Tom Hanks anniversary party, but not Chet Haze's anniversary party.

Jada Pinkett Smith is going bald because God needed some hair follicles.

ABC cancelled The Chew, leaving waiting rooms & cafeterias devoid of safe pointless programming.

Keith Mumphery is jumping on the bandwagon & filing a suit against MSU for blowing up his NFL career chances.

The latest "Nassar" is at USC & was a bit too into his gynecological duties.

Lil Tay was flexin' on GMA this morning & we learn that our new intern Kennedy is a HUGE fan of Bhad Bhabie.

Miguel Cabrera isn't going to trial over the child support issue till November.

The 30 year old LOAD that won't get out of his parent's house is still avoiding our calls, but he granted an interview to an ultra serious TMZ.

K-Fed needs $60K a month to take care of Britney's brats instead of his current $20K... sounds reasonable.

The show is interrupted by a separated at birth... of Drew!

The Santa Fe shooters Dad says he was bullied, the school says he was an entitled incel that wanted a piece of ass.

Trudi accidentally fell for some Scientology propaganda & is thinking of getting audited.

The ever-humble R. Kelly had a pretty damning video leak, but it's not likely to phase him.

A new Michael Jackson documentary takes a look at his final days.

Lenny Dykstra got busted by the cops with some coke, weed & ecstasy adding to his rather extensive arrest record.

We can't get a hold of Terry Cashman but that doesn't stop us from listening to the Rusty Staub song too many times.

Jeffery Zeigler, who shot at a black kid that stopped at his house to ask directions, is going to trial. The verdict should be, NO MORE GUNS FOR YOU!!!

Can you spare $20 to #FreeKwame & get a sweet shirt? So far only 1 person can.

Nominee for softest thing ever: Ryan Adams covering Taylor Swift's entire 1989 album.

We decided to start a music festival called Softchella. Preliminary lineup- Marc Cohn, Ryan Adams, Air Supply, America, Steven Bishop, James Blunt, Bread (on nostalgia night), Peabo Bryson, Captain & Tennille, Terry Cashman, Boyce Avenue & many more!

Friend of the show Matt James remembers us & came back to thumbs down our Margot Kidder interview.

DREW?

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The worst millennial ever is evicted from his parents' house, John Waite joins us, Pubix says no to "cum", Margot Kidder's final days, Miss USA Q&A never disappoints, Maz has another terrible separated at birth & Drew can't stop gushing about Hugh Grant.

McDonalds had a bad day: The #FightFor15 took their protest to McDonalds HQ with the same message but a fresh new chant & 10 workers filed sexual assault lawsuits against the company.

Want to help set Kwame up for a comeback? Donate to the GoFundMe & snag a commemorative #FreeKwame T-Shirt!

John Waite calls us from the road to talk about his upcoming appearance at The Magic Bag May 27th.

Johnathan Cain & Neal Schon have squashed their beefs, in case anyone was worried.

Breaking News: Baby Blue shirt from the slow speed chase yesterday got caught & arrested.

A woman in South Carolina ordered a cake for her genius kid that graduated Summa Cum Laude & Publix took it upon themselves to censor out CUM.

Some 30 year old LOAD that Maz thinks looks like Matt Patricia got evicted from his parents' house by a judge... kind of.

Drew's favorite actor Hugh Grant is finally getting hitched. Time to marathon all of the Hugh Grant 'vehicles'.

Maz announces he may have to cut his 1 day a week short tonight to go watch his daughter's softball tournament, which leads to a little bit of friendly ball busting.

Derek Paravicini has a Twitter!!!

Miss USA 2018 was on last night & the question on everybody's mind is, what do you consider mind boggling thing about the opposite sex?

Dan Gilbert bought a weird cartoonish statue named Waiting to put in Campus Martius.

Show & Tell: Bittersweet as Maz brings an autographed photo of Margot Kidder.  We now know that Margot's final days were surrounded by thieving meth-heads who she took in to her home to help.

JFK News: Kennedy would pay $5K to get a Jackie lookalike at a brothel in Paris.

Breaking News: The 30 year old loser Michael has broken his silence in an interview with the Daily Mail.

R. Kelly sued his former lawyers but forgot to show up to court, so the suit was dismissed, but another girl is now suing him for sexual assault & giving her the herp.

Short man Syndrome has been scientifically proven by researchers in the Netherlands.

Starbucks new open door bathroom policy is attracting campers & people shooting heroin. Actual audio has been found for the Tim Horton's rogue pooper video.

Michael Haag unleashed a glorious stream into the seat pocket in front of him on a flight from Colorado to South Carolina.

Turns out John Conyers III isn't ballot worthy & will not be taking over for his father.

Not a sports podcast but... The NFL is talking about anti-kneeling policies. Tom Brady doesn't want to do OTAs, he'll workout with his crazy TB12 trainer though.

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We're joined by Jim DeRogatis, who blew up the R Kelly story. Murderer Arthur Ream wants an apology from Warren. New Jersey PD or Jr High School? Mario Batali is in more trouble as we learn about his "rape room". A major breaking news battle between all members of the show.

Drew's instituting a NO-trench-coats-for-you policy against the Santa Fe shooter which shouldn't be hard to enforce in prison.

Breaking News: A low speed chase is in progress in California where the suspect stops for red lights.

Prince has another kid!  The resemblance is uncanny.

BranDon is back from the Sunday wedding.

Nev Schulman says bye to his career as it revealed that he is not as woke as he appears.

We're calling Chicago Rock Critic Jim DeRegotis to talk R. Kelly & find out how he's managed to skate by in the #metoo era, discuss his illiteracy problem, separating the art from the artist, music services dropping his catalog, his contract with Sony RCA & brainwashing young women.

After Jim hangs up we listen to Ryan Adams whiney & quite lengthy voicemail to Jim about his recent reviews.

BranDon Breaking News: The car chase dude managed to get away because the chopper ran out of gas!!!

Marc Breaking News: The suspect was actually a chick & she was arrested.

Trudi Breaking News: There was a baby in the car which happened to be a Camry.

Drew Breaking News: Johnny Waite on the show tomorrow & Matt Patricia in the clear with the NFL.

Bentley Breaking News: Jim was watching the wrong station that was covering the wrong car & calls to report this from his Mom's family plan.

Breaking News: We have the video that Bentley was watching of the wrong car from ABC7's chopper.

Mario Batali is in some potentially big trouble & this time he's not offering an apology followed by a cinnamon roll recipe.

A white fan was rapping along with Kendrick Lamar on stage when she failed to self-edit the N word lyric from the song & brought the show to a complete awkward halt.

Arthur Ream has raped & killed a few girls in the past but is now indignant that Warren police have accused him murdering 4 to 6 others & would like an apology.

A baboon got loose at the San Antonio airport & had to be hit with a tranq dart.

A porn actor for Dancing Bear fame got tired of being blown by strangers & shot up Trump hotel.

The Santa Fe shooter went for the girl that turned him down first. Some people are blaming guns while others blame pharmaceuticals or social media.

Trudi claims to have been bullied in school.

A police chief for Mountainside in New Jersey likes to haze officers in an oddly homoerotic way by 'braining' other officers & slapping them with a large blue dildo aptly named 'Big Blue'.

Theranos turned out to be big time scamola. SIST: Elizabeth Holmes has the weirdest female voice.

David Crosby HATED Jim Morrison & The Doors.

Lots of people Whitney Houston'd in the tub for various reasons.