* Rock Star/mass shooting thwarter Darin Wall joins us, Chris Webber's weed, Bill Cosby defends R. Kelly, Trump's mushroom tip, Anderson Cooper's Virtue Signal of the Week, and tales about Drew's baseball teammates.* The basement has been on FIRE all day following ML Soul of Detroit.* Detroit news: The Detroit City Council is still corrupt. Vote for ML to fix it. Chris Webber is in the marijuana game & receiving government funds. Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti is popping up on Woodward.* Ford is investing in the future... just not in Detroit or even Michigan.* SNL's cast did not change as much despite rumors of the contrary. They surprisingly were the highest rated entertainment show for adults 18-49 last year. Remember Rob Lowe in The Arsenio Beckman Show?* BranDon sounds like this guy today.* Drew hates Machine Gun Kelly. Nobody blames him.* Bill Cosby has R. Kelly's back.* Virtue Signal of the Week: Anderson Cooper will not leave any money to his kid.* Jennifer Aniston is "ready to find love again".* 30% COVID Rule: Are you vaccinated? Just wondering, geez. Kyrie Irving may only play road games this year. Damian Lillard gets it. LeBron James did the research and is vaccinated.*

* R. Kelly found guilty, John Hinckley's a free man, train accidents, Mr. T, Gary Graff joins us, Eric in the Morning #MeToo'd, BranDon & Marcus go fishing, and we just find out about Balloonfest '86.* R. Kelly has been convicted of racketeering and sex trafficking. Some people are wondering about all his co-conspirators getting charged. * The Rolling Stones opened their new tour in St. Louis last night...without Charlie.* Ringo Starr is old, but has Drew interested in his diet. He was also on Jimmy Kimmel last night.* Drew hates Hallie Jackson, but not because of her famous booger.* Drew binged Mandy Matney's vocal-fry podcast and breaks down the details of Alex Murdaugh (Alec Murdock) without the vocal-fry.* Thanks for the cookies, Brandi.* Dave Grohl is helping a bassist in Seattle because the world doesn't have enough Dave Grohl stories.* A train derailed in Montana and Drew is NOT interested.* Michael Jackson was a homosexual pedophile. Michael Jackson is not the biological father of ANY of his children.* The Laundrie family called the police on Dog the Bounty Hunter, but didn't when their son's fiancé was missing.* Radio Hall of Famer, Eric Ferguson, is in trouble for allegedly getting BJs from his associate producer.* Mr. Big Stuff, Gary Graff, joins the show to chat Rolling St...

* Shatner in space, drunk Nicolas Cage, Jeff Probst's making Survivor woke, billionaire trading up, and Drew Crime includes 20/20's meathead murderer, a Brian Laundrie update, and the Murdaugh Murders.* Justin Tucker hit the longest field goal in history just to defeat the Detroit Lions after they couldn't stop a 4th & 19. Marc still hates Jared Goff.* Calvin Johnson Jr. was honored at halftime while Detroit Lions fans booed the Ford family.* Nicolas Cage is wasted in public again.* Meghan and Not-a-Prince Harry continued lecturing everybody. We check in with the swanky bar in NYC where she was holding court, but they're too busy for the phone.* If you want to rock as hard as Johnny Depp maybe you should smell like him first.* CFB Roundup: Michigan defeated Rutgers and Marc is worried. Michigan State beat Nebraska. Bowling Green upset Minnesota. Virginia Tech beat a team nobody ever heard of. Ohio State players hate Ohio State so much that they're quitting mid-game. ITT Tech still does not have a football team.* Naomi Osaka is making a 'comeback' from a self-imposed break.* Andrew Wiggins has his religious exemption to the vaccine denied by the NBA. Kyrie Irving is a nutjob that everyone in the league seems to listen to as un-vaxxed players are being...

* Labuda & Marcus had a play date, Brian Laundrie warrant, live porn at the Bronx Zoo, "Britney v. Spears" doc, Howard Stern v. Joe Rogan, Maz checks in, Double Bonerline, and Zooves v. 18-month-old.* DTE performed well with the most recent storm by their standards... only 130,000 customers without power this time.* A 1.5-year-old has seen Zooves nude. Where were this kid's parents?* The Detroit Lions will face the Baltimore Ravens this weekend. Trudi and Dee will be partying hard at Ford Field.* Not-a-Prince Harry and his boss, Meghan Markle, are in New York City wasting everyone's time.* We check in with Neighbor Marcus to get his thoughts on Michael Jackson and recap his playdate with artist Tom Labuda.* Manscaped.com brings you a brand new Bonerline (use promo code DREW). Call or text 209-66-Bonerline!* Brian Laundrie is on the run and taking up too much time on the news. Brian's friends have his back & Geraldo wants him DEAD.* Glenn Close sucks at singing the National Anthem. Conor McGregor sucks at throwing baseballs.* The Bronx Zoo appears to have added live gorilla sex.* Nirvana's Nevermind turned 30 years old. They are release a special issue with 70 unreleased tracks. BranDon is still mad at Dave Grohl.*

* The Trump Unity Bridge crashed, Boring Austin Green on Dancing with the Stars, Elvira's autobiography, Brian 'Dirty' Laundrie update, Impeachment on FX, and Trump's suing his niece & the failing New York Times.* Impeachment: American Crime Story dropped episode #3 on FX. As entertaining as the show is, it's nowhere near as thrilling as the Starr Report.* Rescue 45 & The Trump Unity Bridge has been involved in a multi-vehicle accident in Flint. We call Rob Cortis and investigate.* Nobody knows what is going on regarding the Mark Milley stuff. Call 209-66-Boner if you get it.* Storm of the Century Part XXXVII.* Marc and Trudi apparently are the only ones that have Apple TV+.* Donald Trump is suing everybody including his niece and the Failing New York Times.* Sex tapes are no big deal these days, but Drew still would freak out if he had one.* The Fappening wasn't really worth the prison time.* Trudi is fearing a stock market crash.* Boring Austin Green is incredibly boring on Dancing with the Stars. He's banging the talent. Martin Kove is old. Suni Lee is cute. Olivia Jade is annoying. We all hope Jojo Siwa loses fast. Peloton instructors are stars now for some reason.* Drew goes down a Machine Gun Kelly rabbit hole.* Scott Disick has absolutely no social media engagement.*

* Chet Hank's tough life, State Reps: Manoogian v. Marino, Rolling Stones play for Robert Kraft, WATP Karl joins us with the Murdaugh Murders, and Drew's high school tales of the James Hill Gang & Gabby.* The Detroit Lions are not very good.* The Manning brothers are doing something different on ESPN2 for Monday Night Football and we love it.* Ariana Grande is being stalked and terrorized.* Rep. Mari Manoogian is being stalked and terrorized by Rep. Steve Marino. *Allegedly (for Mike Rataj).* Drew remembers the old 'James Hill Gang' and their "Gabby" chants.* Gabby Petito's body has been identified. Brian Laundrie may have been spotted on a trail cam.* Drew & Marc break down Heist featuring Heather Tallchief and Roberto Solis.* Drew has a crush on Tamron Hall, who may or may not have gotten it on with Prince.* Drew Crime: Thomas Clayton sucks at hockey and sucks at murdering.* Karl from WATP joins us to rip life coaches, explain the Stuttering John/Robert Smigel beef and destroy the Murdaugh Murders Podcast. Some people are saying Mandy Matney has vocal fry.* Yet another storm of the century is on the way to Metro Detroit.* R.

* "Blackface" Trudeau's Election Day in Canada, Emmys recap, Britney Spears back on Instagram, Aromantic v. Asexual, Kate Quigley v. Hootie, and forensic accountants are all over Morgan Wallen.* The Gabby Petito case is all over the news after a body is found and a prior 911 call is released. Drew checked out the Crime Junkie Podcast and got all the details.* Randy vs Lyla: Who Ya Got?* More shenanigans in the Murdaugh Family Murders.* Dr. Roche explained Hypo-Chrissy Teigen's buccal fat removal. Some people are saying she still looks like a deflated basketball.* Britney Spears and her manic ramblings are back on Instagram.* Trudi has a favorite TikTok'er.* The Emmys took place and they were too Caucasian again. Drunk Conan O'Brien ruled the night. Kaley Cuoco and Lucia Aniello won Drew's 'Boobs of the Night' Award. Angela Bassett remains smoking hot at 63.* Where the hell did Delta Burke go? Wherever she went, please take Paulina Porizkova with you.* Michaela Coel is 'aromantic'. Not to be confused with Asexual..* Amanda Gorman: Brave Enough With Robin Roberts is a thing that was on TV for some reason. Have you ever cried reading a poem?

* Just some guys talking football, Gabby Petito update, Calvin Johnson v. the Detroit Lions, Jason London is a mess, Nicki Minaj supporters v. the CDC, and it was a Drew Crime weekend bonanza.* College Football Recap: Michigan defeated Northern Illinois. Michigan State rolled Miami (FL). Virginia Tech made Drew yell at the TV. Alabama held on to beat Florida. Penn State is good. ITT Tech does not have a football team, as they are not a school anymore.* Clemson fans need to stop using this cool arthritic gesture.* Thanks to the mystery Bonerliner who sent in some Cameos. Dean Blandino reached out to Drew, while BranDon received some uplifting words from Paul Severino.* Nicki Minaj's supporters are attacking Dr. Fauci and the CDC.* Drew Crime: The Gabby Petito case is taking twists and turns. LuLaRoe is a ponzi scheme your Facebook friends got scammed on. Carrie has emailed 'thrice' to give us insider info on the Murdaugh Family Murders. 48 Hours covers the death of Bianca Devins. Robert Durst is FINALLY found guilty of murder. 20/20 did a piece on the Stanford Murders. Dateline covered the disappearance of Amy Mihaljevic.* More Norm: Regis Philbin cost Norm Macdonald's charity $500,000.00.

* 30 for 30: '86 Mets, Paulina Porizkova's still crying, Nicki Minaj supporters, a Bonerline, Murdaugh Murder Mystery, missing Gabby Petito, Maz checks in, and Rolling Stone Mag's Top 500 fallout.* Sporgy Weekend Alert: Michigan vs another MAC school. MSU plays a "real" team in Miami. The Detroit Lions have to wait until Monday to lose to the Green Bay Packers.* Sponge (and Maz) will be "Rocking the Shores" this weekend. Butch Patrick must have a place on the east side.* People are still fighting about the Rolling Stone's Top 500 Songs list.* Madonna's daughter has huge armpit bush that she loves showing off.* Chevy Chase is coming to town to watch Christmas Vacation and meet with fans.* Gavin Newsom claims he won the California recall vote because of science.* The border is going just great.* I STAND WITH NICKI MINAJ was trending. The White House is in contact with her.* The Justice for J6 rally is going down.* Trudi still hates Jeopardy! Mike Richards. Shock tweeter Ken Jennings is back to host. * Andy Dick called us back... at 1AM.* Peter Wolf joined The Black Crowes on stage.*

* Vinnie from Sponge joins us, FOUTS, still mourning Norm, Larry Nassar hearings, Murdaugh Family Murder Mystery, Instagram's ruining girls, Dr. Disgusto strikes again, and Rolling Stones' Top 500 Songs of All Time.* The FBI let Larry Nassar abuse gymnasts.* Send in your "Chairman of the Board" move reviews to 209-66-Boner.* We're still mourning the death of Norm Macdonald. Norm absolutely destroyed Michael Jackson over the years.* Poop stories: Dr. Disgusto is the top story on the Oklahoma City News. We remember the great Cartman parking garage dump and discover a woman defecating at the grocery store.* The MTV VMA's seem like a big deal... but nobody is watching.