In the absence of new stories to tell Danny comes up with some new ideas for features in an attempt to make this comeback last more than 2 episodes. Results and feedback are mixed but the important thing is there's enough to give us a fighting chance of making at least 1 more.

Back again, and as the start says please be aware that there is some really heavy chat at times in this one.

It has been a year and a half so this is really just a round the table catch up which touches on mental health, hippos, incredible dog pictures and more.

We're still getting back into the rhythm here so the podcast sandwich template is a bit all over the place, with the serious bit coming at the end instead of the middle. We lose a potential sponsorship opportunity, Danny contemplates a pigeon's happiness, Cheyne gets locked out his house and James is upset about the gain on his mic more than anything else.

James is depressed, Cheyne is married and Danny says genuinely too much. It's nice to be back.

It has been alluded to enough in recent episodes so here is the story of Danny fostering a cat in 2021.  Merry Christmas.

It's our first episode in what should be our new forever home and there's a legitimate reason for why we can't be arsed recording an episode.  Once we get over that this becomes a quite excellent James-centric episode as he discussed his upcoming hair transplant, his very boring year and worrisome habits 

It's the first podcast of 2021 and to start Cheyne makes up a story.  After a slight warm up of football chat Danny regales of the night in October where he went out to watch a Scotland game on the Saturday and didn't get home until the following Tuesday with a new metal arm.  This was an honest review and not a paid ad provided by NHS Greater Glasgow & Clyde.

James can't take a pizza out an oven also.

Danny opens up with the latest chapter of Southside wankery as he visits the worst monger in the world.  He makes amends with another scam story from a past job whilst Cheyne's mental deterioration continues as he hits the hypochondria phase.  James talks about running and introduces an improv scenario featuring the long awaited return of Dr Carrots.

Wee bit of Christmas chat as a homesick Cheyne steps up to the sadness spot.  Then another attempt at discussing trivial issues such as movies, sausages in America before a deep dive into Danny's online dating luck

We're back!  And we're still talking about all the same shit as before but oddly in a weird way as if this is a terrible US sitcom that never ends.  There's some re-treading of old ground as we get back in to the groove before those all important weird tangents kick in and it gets funny and silly.  Art and the convenience stores of Rome are of course the main focal point as well as lopsided nipples, AI wars and helium balloon surprises