This is episode 72 of the WET Podcast.

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1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - Bureaucracy

00:02:56 - JD Vance Drops the Ball

00:04:20 - Killing the Kennedy’s

00:05:16 - JD Vance Killed the Pope

00:06:21 - May 30th for the WET Live Show

00:06:31 - Barron Denied from Harvard

00:07:20 - Katy Perry in Space

00:09:34 - What does 2S Mean?

00:10:22 - Bezos Sent the Wrong Ladies to Space

00:11:11 - Aishe Bowe is an Actual Aerospace Engineer

00:12:24 - More on Blue Origin

00:15:20 - Testicular Tangulation / Bluetooth Balls

00:17:40 - Squattie Pottie

00:18:46 - Phillip Needs to do Latter Drills Again

00:19:19 - Austin Comedy Combine

00:20:30 - Markus Can’t Jump

00:21:19 - Reminiscing on Youth Sports

00:22:20 - Lacrosse is Savage

00:23:54 - Kevin Gates/Lebron Beef

00:24:54 - The Cuck Bit

00:25:24 - Shannon Sharpe Saga

00:27:39 - Maria Taylor Sex-Saga

00:28:23 - Shedeur Sanders Saga

00:28:51 - Coach’s Son Special Treatment

00:32:02 - Lebron and Bronny Special Treatment

00:33:55 - More Youth Sports Stories

00:35:57 - Racism in the NFL Draft

00:37:33 - 3rd World Grounders

00:38:51 - Bartolo Colon Origin Story

00:39:50 - Nicotine in Sports

00:40:36 - Matrix Broken in Minor League Baseball Game

00:41:31 - Baseball in Japan

00:44:40 - Knuckleballs

00:46:33 - Arguing Balls and Strikes

00:50:19 - Markus Reffed Intramural Frat Basketball

00:50:47 - Phillip’s War Stories from Reffing Youth Soccer

00:51:39 - Matty Stu Coached on Friday Night Tykes (Texas Youth Football)

00:52:53 - Parents Getting Ejected from Little League Games

00:55:40 - Markus Decked a Kid in Hockey

00:58:01 - More Parents Getting Ejected Stories

00:59:17 - Phillip Learned the Word “Bastard”

01:00:35 - New Sitcom Idea: “Little League Parents”

01:02:27 - Phillip’s Forgotten No-Hitter in Softball Championship

01:03:53 - The Dugout Hangout

01:05:50 - Phillip’s Marching Band Stories

01:07:18 - Best Walk Out Songs

01:08:43 - Little League Drafts

01:09:50 - Russia Picked Kids’ Careers Early

01:10:10 - Liberal Arts Sucks

01:11:41 - Teaching Kids Comedy

01:15:30 - Wrap it Up

01:16:07 - We Miss You Justin!

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