Duke has a bourbon with Tommy Hearns, gets his Holden Nova impounded and crushed, idolizes an Instagram model, takes a selfie with JT, remembers the days of DIY weekends in a European household and signs up to AirTasker

One year into MAGA, Duke goes head to head with the POTUS.

Duke buys some sporting merchandise, tucks into a petri dish beef burger, invests in water and dives into ice, floatation and climate change.

Duke goes to kindergarten, hits a club, picks a flag, puts up a poster, screams down a tennis ball, chokes in the jungle, sacks a ring girl and hoons around in a Suzuki Swift while jamming a P!nk classic

Duke bulldozes a house in the name of Chelsea FC, reads into winning friends and influencing people, adopts a snow leopard, throws Scott Pruitt into an asbestos pit, shoots a satellite out of the sky, explores the world of VR porn and consults a woman about her porn habits.

Duke blows up a Fastway truck in Knoxfield, tackles an ice hockey goalie, cooks a mud hen, defaces a public toilet, saves a kidnap victim, spots a serial killer, profiles a warehouse worker and gets Trump deported to a shithole country over his understanding of the American immigration system

Duke visits a new Masonic centre, fills a swear jar at a cafe, walks through the Tarantino world, gets back a weighty engagement ring from an old flame, plans a wedding and remembers high school bullying

Duke does some redesigning in HQ then skanks through a late 90's punk mosh, punches Fred Durst in the nuts, has a drink with Ashton Kutcher and Chingy, books a ticket to Oprah's inauguration, sleeps through an Australian comedy special, ducks during a celebrity presidential run, beats a guy up at the gym and confronts the flasher's psyche.

Duke filters through a mash of Real and Fake news, finds Jesus in a kebab, remembers Eminem's career, does a line of coke with Robbie Williams, hooks up with Tobey Maguire, winces at Hollywood miscasting, picks out a superpower and joins the homeless

Out of the gate in 2018, Duke chews through some warheads, drops relatives talking smack at Christmas, tampers with the Doomsday clock, spars with Khabib Nurmagomedov, trades away every franchise players, locks the salary cap, explores a bidet and beats Roger Federer down with a pack of Barilla pasta