Duke boards a yacht with Christopher Columbus, switches off his location settings, survives Black Friday sales, regresses into life expectations, douches it up with some manspreading, breastfeeds a teenager, changes his surname and maxes out his levels chasing Dim's car

At the Last Supper for 2017, Duke gets tangled up in a rat trap, sends Bobby to a village, drinks a gallon of extra virgin olive oil, turkey basted a pregnancy, watched an Arnie flick, sells a kidney through Christmas, buys a pallet of cheap, gets lost among changing technology, organizes a meeting with Billie Piper and Vitamin C and collapses under the weight of multi-national conglomerates.

Duke cheats at a video game, makes some micro transactions, dropkicks parents suffering through the FOKMA epidemic, raises a hand at unruly kids, stands up to parenting diplomacy, suffers through a splinter, scarfs some peasant staples, salutes Charles Robert Jenkins, loads the jukebox with some Christmas cheer and fumbles through the hang ups of unrealistic standards of pornography

Duke chugs down some synthetic alcohol, eats a vape, bottles his own water, treks out to the Earth's poles, sets up a home in isolation and kills everyone on Survivor.

Duke bangs out a ballad at Eurovision, revisits the trip of glam to grunge, meets Bobby at Boronia dirt mall, downloads everything off Wikipedia, hires a local gigolo, fakes a death, tackles the Santa myth, dunks a kids head in a toilet, drags Bobby through the Gully, mulls over rage inducers on the road and roadside tales

Duke does some coke with Pitbull and Akon, guzzles a dozen bottles of soda, tonic and mineral water, parties with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, loses his marbles at Disneyland, laments over the past summer cricket derbies, lobs a Frisbee and collapses on the 1000 steps

Duke looks into the theory of redistribution, takes a trip to Atlantis, the seven ancient wonders of the world, Easter Island, the Burj, cracks down the Libyan slave trade, talks down a greyhound, narcs in Steven Russell, fists up against Milo Yiannopoulos and looks at apathy against anarchy.

Duke changes a radiator, steals a sex doll, talks a bloke through anxiety, drops a load on Ben McCormack, moves in with an android in Saudi Arabia, starts hooking in the Australian Defence Force, has a beer with Billy Bush, celebrates euthanasia, remembers Tommy Morrison, packs in the BMI standard, buries Don Burke and the Channel 9 boys club in a shallow pit and dry heaves at some social faux pas.

Duke changes a radiator, steals a sex doll, talks a bloke through anxiety, drops a load on Ben McCormack, moves in with an android in Saudi Arabia, starts hooking in the Australian Defence Force, has a beer with Billy Bush, celebrates euthanasia, remembers Tommy Morrison, packs in the BMI standard, buries Don Burke and the Channel 9 boys club in a shallow pit and dry heaves at some social faux pas.

Duke deals with mortality rates, biases in media, parental fear then backs up Sam Dastyari, airs some dirty laundry, buys some lingerie, channels Haile Selassie, flips up some accents, runs another leg of his parenting playbook and lowers the boom on the big secrets.