Duke carves up boring men, social communication, trailer parks, buffet restaurants, sapiosexuals, the Voynich manuscript, Zionists in Gaza, dual citizenships and Octopharma.

Duke rips open a babushka doll, books a flight on commercial aviation, chews through culinary conditioning, face recognition technology, takes a trip to ground zero and breaks open September 11, revisits weak American sitcoms, ridiculous justice systems and spits out a bag of Scooby snacks.

Duke throws Amy Schumer a welfare cheque, rolls up his sleeve over some ol' fashioned DIY, gets his phone repaired by Bobby, looks at his childhood past times, the history of printing, grooves to some Mozart, breaks an abacus, bows to Spunky, parental hierarchy, genetic waste, aimless parenting and sifts through some major distractions.

Duke critiques the MayMac battle, fires at gun laws, buys a bag of golf clubs, picks his nose at primary school, loses his sports uniform in a BDSM chamber, leafs through 50 Shades of Grey, ball gags the Bachelor, flips off Yumi Stynes, smokes an argile with Susie Youssef, watches some WAFL and punches a Greek priest over the plebiscite.

Duke watches Jerry Lewis' unreleased flick, burns a copy of "Daisy's Destruction", applies some capital punishment to psychotic Peter Scully, explores the Book of Revelations relation to an astrological prophecy, gets saved by Tintin, gets baffled by more hypocrisy, boots off a few drop punts into the AFL, fast forwards through the number 23 and lays the last hooks on the MayMac fight.

Duke reads up on the industrial development of rubber, looks at the Charlottesville backlash, inept TV personalities, overzealous law enforcement, hostage standoffs, has a beer with a sad clown, has a smoke with Jerry Lewis, wins a GP with Elvis and belts some celebrity impersonators.

Duke hail Mary's Father Frank Brennan and irresponsible acts within the community by human beings, the compulsory reporting of sex offenders, Julian Knight, child abuse, wipes his ass with the Australian plebiscite on gay marriage

Duke clothesline's the Charlottesville rioters, Trump's delayed response, remembers the L.A. riots, drops a hunjy at CostCo, wipes everything down with a Hydrafin, spends a small fortune on Wish, watches Tom Cruises' "Collateral", high fives Val Kilmer, looks at remakes in art, paints up Alanis Morissette and Dave Grohl, smashes a tom and crash with Gene Krupa, childhood collectables, visits Guam and pulls the pants down on Prince Phillip's cantankerous bumbletrain.

Duke lulls himself to some T-Pain acapellas then jumps on Madonna's voice box, opens a Faygo root beer with some Juggalos, hands Usher some topical cream, sprints past Usain Bolt, dribbles past Neymar, does shots with Kim Jong-Un, has a frappe in Geelong, sling tackles an AFL player, uncoddles a toddler, kicks an autistic dog, firebombs a feminist cafe and applies some moisturizer

Duke kicks the tyres on a used Commo, sinks in the NBN, floats through the root canal, life points, fates or products of our environment, a few throwaway bands, sifts through metal genres, artists crossing over styles and slops through some chopped and screwed