Trump the diplomat attempts a reality show style ambush with the parents of British teen Harry Dunn and the wife of an American official who killed him with her car, and then fled the country. Cory goes through the timeline and the failed photo op. First though, the astronauts conducting the first all-female spacewalk had to correct Trump... and did he flip them off? He also started talking about the Moon and Mars for some reason.

Trump wrote a letter to Turkish President Erdogan "right after" their conversation, three days later, and he must think it's perfect letter because he released the letter, and Cory will read the letter because it's a dumpster fire. Also, Trump thinks the "third-rate (blank)" insult is "third-grade (blank)."

The Trump administration says the US did not give Turkey "the green light" to assault the Kurds... Okay, but they definitely turned off the red light. Cory starts with a bad analogy about that, and then goes through the way Trump has handled Turkey killing the people who made it possible for him to hold up his blank caliphate map. Trump is claiming victory, saying our troops are all out of Syria; he lied. A new "Lost in Trumplation" about him calling for his own impeachment, and his dum-dum son (no, the other one) blasting someone else for nepotism.

Whether Trump wanted a snake and alligator filled moat along the Southern border or not – he did – what does it say about him that it’s so believable... Cory discusses how Trump likes the idea of pain as a deterrence. Trump has a meltdown, still doesn't know what paraphrasing is and a former Homeland Security Advisor says Trump is obsessed with Ukraine because he is easily manipulated (paraphrasing).

As the impeachment inquiry gets rollin', Trump's squaring off with Intelligence Chairman Adam Schiff, again, and with intelligence in general. Cory corrects Trump's grammar correction... Yeah, it's getting a "Liddle'" more ridiculous. Plus, Trump seemingly quotes himself. And the whistler-blower complaint details how the White House has been hiding transcripts of Trump's calls with foreign leaders; but is it nefarious, or just another dumpster fire.

The so-called transcript, which are actually notes, of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky at the center of a whistle blower complaint and impeachment inquiry has been released; Cory explains what's going on and reads through the whole thing, it's funny. Plus, the White House accidentally sent Republican talking points to Democrats because... dumpster fire. And a new "Lost in Trumplation."

A rerun of the episode after Cory got back from a backpacking trip in the Sierra Nevada mountains where he had an experience with a bear... It wasn't really a near-death experience, but more of an almost a near-death experience... Maybe. Whatever, it was a live freaking bear. It includes a quick story about being in California gun country.

A new 'Lost in Trump-lation' has Cory and guest host Ted Asregadoo deciphering Trump's statement on why Melania got involved with the vaping issue... But first, the Trump-Dorian-NOAA story continues to be one of the better examples how this administration is a dumpster fire, plus Trump is "rich in emoluments," and the latest Democratic Debate has people wondering how a rambling Biden would look on stage with Trump... (see Lost in Trumplation)

Trump invited the Taliban to meet at Camp David without discussing it with his National Security Adviser, John Bolton, who tried to resign because of that and because he wasn't allowed to bomb anyone but was told to come back the next morning only to find out on Twitter that he had already resigned because Trump asked him to the night before... And Trump used the word "unbeknownst." Cory goes through that amazing story. Also, an update about the NOAA's letter renouncing a tweet that made Trump look bad.

Trump won't let the Alabama in Hurricane Dorian's path thing go... Cory doesn't expect him to any time soon, thinks the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has been compromised by the White House, and knows Trump definitely drew the "sharpie" line - Trump's campaign is making money off it. Also, Sarah Sanders is back as a Fox News contributor contributing to her future book sales; her book still needs a title and we've got some ideas.